"The deathclaw is supposedly a hideous monster that dwells in the more deadly parts of the wasteland, supposedly some kinda mutated lizard. They're like TEN FEET tall, and each hand has five fingers, with foot-long claws on each one. That, and they got sharp teeth, and huge horns like a real demon, not to mention they run after ya like their cock is on fire.", Imagining this hideous abomination, the result of a freakish dragon breeding with Satan himself, I can't help but feel intrigued, excited, and scared all at once.

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Hehehe, I figured I had to. It sounded hilarious in that moment in time.