The Date (Part One)
To sufficiently describe the oddity that was Spike and Rainbow Dash’s date would take an extravagant amount of time. Time I happen to have, luckily. The very crux of their date was curious, to say the least. How one could recount the convention itself as a date is actually stretching the definition of the word pretty far. But, alas, the label remained, and the gambling spectators were forced to prepare themselves for the instigation of the romantic clash.
Although betting contributors by the thousands found themselves huddled together, learning of each other’s identities, there were two partakers overseeing the entire challenge in anonymity. These unspecified members of the pool were none other than Equestria’s most famous rulers, the Royal Princesses. Only Pinkie Pie knew of their involvement, and the two celestial leaders desired to keep it that way. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were in agreement their association with the game would only confuse their subjects. The sisters were therefore bound to unsuspecting masks among the rowdy, anticipating troop of risk-takers.
Ironically, the alicorn siblings, whom were known to be contending powers in the past, were once again head to head in the bet between Spike and Rainbow Dash. Princess Celestia had bet on Rainbow Dash to successfully earn Spike’s adoration, while Princess Luna wagered on Spike effectively resisting Rainbow Dash’s affectionate advances. The two found themselves in a fight not for bits but for bragging rights. Princess Luna was tired of having to face her sister’s constant correctness, so in a fit of rebellion she had placed a bet against her sister. Meanwhile, Princess Celestia had been amused by her sister’s abject behavior. Sure, the elder sibling’s judgement wasn't always correct, but that didn't mean the frequency would falter when skirmished.
Like the contrasting sentiments between Spike and Rainbow Dash, the desire to win between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna was overwhelming. The prospect of a triumph over the other was reminiscent of the war a thousand years before. Yes, they were that serious, everypony.
Looking back upon it all, I still find myself awestruck.
Spike's Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash had just encountered a refusal of aid from a very close friend, and after a few minutes of deliberation, the slightly hesitant pegasus came upon the decision to re-enter Ponyville’s Day Spa. The two lovely spa ponies of the establishment, Aloe and Lotus, were horrified to find their beautification of Rainbow Dash obliterated in the space of an hour. Fortunately for the pegasus, Aloe and Lotus were participants of the betting pool hosted by Pinkie Pie. And who were they rooting for? You got it. It was Rainbow Dash.
After being informed of the date to take place on the picnic grounds, Aloe and Lotus put forth total investment into their winning pony. The masters of physique remodeling had been given only half an hour to reapply a makeover session doubly extravagant than the last. With such a limited time frame, however, mud baths, steam rooms, seaweed wraps and massages were absent in their line of action. It was the greatest challenge ever to be presented to the two ponies of titivation. Sprucing up Rainbow Dash was a matter quite testing, yet the skillsets of Aloe and Lotus were not to be underestimated. Because by minute twenty-seven, my little rag doll was transformed into my little duchess. As perplexing as the entire spa routine was, the result ended up becoming one of their most successful projects.
Rainbow Dash exited the Day Spa as stunning as ever. Possibly more so than before because a confidence of true determination for victory oozed from her pores. The glisten of her forehooves was apparent as she flew to the proposed dating spot. Once again, the pegasus planned to grasp the frolicking heart of Spike in a tight grip. Her mane alone was sure to render the dragon love-struck, she convinced herself. Setting up a date was her opposition’s paramount miscalculation, and she desired to take advantage of such an opportunity to strike.
“Spike’s so going down,” Rainbow Dash whispered, grinning maniacally. “Better watch yourself.”
At last, Rainbow Dash arrived at the promised spot. The much visited location for picnicking activities was in fact located near Sweet Apple Acres. At Ponyville’s eastern border, healthy fields of green covered a wide spread of land. Much of the townspeople tended to indulge in outside goings-on at this particular location for one simple reason: the weather was always pleasurable. It was known throughout Ponyville that east of town was bathed with the right mix of clouds and sun. Additionally, a cool breeze refreshed any that took step into the area. Hence, it was inevitably agreed upon that this was indeed the finest picnicking spot in all of Ponyville.
Twilight Sparkle had laid out a plaid blanket, owned by Applejack, atop the grassy lawn for Spike. And resting on the blanket was a multitude of treats and goodies, including the Apple Family’s scrumptious pies and fritters. Now Spike stood at the foot of the blanket with his own snacks and cookery prepared by himself. Plates, cups, utensils, vegetable and hay sandwiches, fruit punch in a bowl and a conspicuously rainbow-colored box with a red bow were among the amenities brought by the dragon. Scanning the completed picnic presentation, Spike was satisfied with its decency.
Leering in response to Rainbow Dash’s arrival, Spike was ready to enact his dastardly plan. The date was to begin the moment either one spoke, and Spike was sure it was he who would make the first move. It was now or never, Spike realized. The game was his to take control.
“Nice setup you got here,” Rainbow Dash said, bringing Spike out of his bubble.
Spike clicked his tongue at his lack of initiative. Why did Rainbow Dash have to go out and speak first? He was supposed to take preliminary action!
And then Spike took in the full view of the pegasus. Rainbow Dash’s whole demeanor appeared made-up. Her overall glow radiated elegance, unlike the result of her previous bout with lightning. Rainbow Dash no longer held the same butch, coarse essence regularly ostensible in her outer appearance. In Spike’s eyes, she was now a pony of style. Her chic frame had his heart beating wildly. In all truth, Rainbow Dash was very attractive. In fact, she was gorgeous, he admitted. And as he attempted to calm down his growling loins, Spike looked away from the sporting beauty smiling coyly at his front.
“Oh, Rainbow Dash, you’re going to be a tough one, for sure,” Spike muttered inaudibly.
“What was that?” Rainbow Dash questioned, leaning in closer to Spike. “And what do you think of my newest look? Better than the last, right? I bet your heart’s already pumping like crazy right now!”
Spike’s eyes widened, looking back to Rainbow Dash. “There we go, Dash! That’s the mare I wanted to see!”
Thanks to Rainbow Dash opening her mouth, Spike was brought back to the light. He was soon reminded of his friend’s true nature. She was a tomboyish athlete that didn't really care to maintain herself at all, Spike recognized. Rainbow Dash did not have the inner feminine qualities he preferred in a lady. He favored politeness and grace. He fell in love with a pony that exhibited concern in being mannerly. Rainbow Dash was not sophisticated. She was not actually a mare. She was not a loved one. Yes, he was enticed by her made-up state, but that was only a piece of Spike’s heart that she could take.
For Rainbow Dash was not Rarity.
“Huh? What are you talking about now?” Rainbow Dash said, plopping herself onto the picnic blanket. “So are you in love with me or what?”
Spike laughed, clutching at his chest. “Dash, you have so much to learn about love. You really think you've got me under your hoof with just a simple makeover? No way would that fool me into falling for you.”
Rainbow Dash’s face scrunched up in confusion. “What do you mean? I’m looking pretty hot right now, aren't I?”
“Okay, you look pretty.” Spike rolled his eyes as he took a seat beside Rainbow Dash. “But that doesn't mean I’m suddenly in love. I like ponies that behave like ladies. And you definitely don’t behave like a lady.”
Rainbow Dash put her hooves up to Spike’s face. “Look at my hooves, though. They’re all prettied up and whatnot. Aren't you head over heels for these hooves?”
Spike pushed aside Rainbow Dash’s hooves, chuckling derisively. “You don’t get it, do you? You gotta walk the walk and talk the talk, Dash. You know, an attitude adjustment. But that’s impossible for you. So I wouldn't count on it ever happening.”
“That’s so lame!” Rainbow Dash whined, crossing her hooves. “How am I going to do something like that?”
“So does that mean you’re forfeiting the challenge?” Spike perked up, hopeful.
“Not in a million years, Spike! You’re falling for me one way or another!” Rainbow Dash retorted, uncrossing her hooves. “I’m not just going to give up like that. You know me better than that.”
“Of course I do, Dash.” Spike sighed, a bit disappointed. “That’s why I set up this date.”
“Ha! You think this is going to make me stop vying for your heart? Because you got another thing coming. The date’s just going to make you fall for me even more,” Rainbow Dash said assertively, leaning in even closer to Spike’s snout. “So you want a frilly mare, huh? Fine. I can do that.”
“Yeah, sure, Dash. You do that.” Spike snickered sarcastically. “How about you start now then?”
“I will!” Rainbow Dash sat up straight and stretched her hooves. “Are you ready for it?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be.” Spike lay on his side, his head resting on his open palm.
Rainbow Dash continued stretching, stalling the inevitable to ponder on her next move. The makeover was not as a fruitful as she had wished for it to be, but that fact wasn’t going to cease any more attacks from her side of the battle. Her pride as a mare was on the line, and there was no way she was going to allow a smug dragon declare it void. He wanted a lady? Oh, she’ll give him a lady! Finally, Dash cracked her neck and produced a kittenish stare.
“Oh, Spikey-Wikey, you’re so…” Rainbow Dash awkwardly inched closer to Spike, clearing her throat. “Uh, charming…”
Spike was suddenly dumbfounded by Rainbow Dash’s efforts to flirt. Was she seriously trying to seduce him?
“Look at all this food you brought for our date. Did you make them yourself?” Rainbow Dash forced out gawkily, motioning to the spread of treats. “You’re so… uh, manly.”
Spike’s brain almost melted as he watched Rainbow Dash inelegantly scramble for a nearby hay sandwich. With absolutely no sense of poise, the mare began scarfing the sandwich down, just like she usually ate a delicious-looking meal. Spike’s gut was ready to burst. Rainbow Dash was just plainly embarrassing herself. How far was she truly willing to go for victory? Spike planned to find out, as he was sure her resolve would wane quite easily if fought with the right exchanges.
“I sure did, honey.” Spike playfully imitated Rainbow Dash, batting his eyelashes flirtatiously. “Would you like some fruit punch for that hay sandwich? Little Dashie seems parched.”
Rainbow Dash choked at Spike’s mimicry. What was he doing? Making fun of her? Oh, he’s so going to get it now. As long as the competitive fires deep inside her raged with might, she was not going to back down.
“Why, thank you, sweetums,” Rainbow Dash answered more confidently, swimming a hoof through her mane. “I’d love whatever you made, um, sweetums.”
Rainbow Dash couldn’t think of another pet name for Spike. For some reason the word ‘sweetums’ kept coming to her mind. Why did she even say ‘sweetums’? She’d never used that word in her whole life. In what cerebral passage did that little slice of monstrosity wriggle its way from?
Spike used the silver ladle in the punch bowl to scoop a cup of fruit punch.
Handing it to Rainbow Dash, Spike cooed. “Here you go, sweetums.”
Spike chortled, spilling a bit of the beverage on Rainbow Dash’s extended hoof. Calling Rainbow Dash ‘sweetums’ was definitely a shovel to the face for her, he could tell. Because the moment he repeated the word she gaped in shock. He was getting to her. Rainbow Dash was eventually going to get sick of this game and give in. It was only a matter of time until she comprehended the futility of her labors.
“Hey, you spilled some punch on me, dude!” Rainbow Dash let slip, breaking her new alter-ego.
“I’m sorry, Dashie. Did I dirty you? Well, we can’t have that now, can we?” Spike picked up a handkerchief from the corner of the blanket, encroaching forward. “Here, let me take care of that.”
This was it. Spike reached for Rainbow Dash’s soiled hoof, clenching the handkerchief he held in eagerness. Dash was notorious for despising anypony touching her hooves. Only she touched her hooves; she had made clear at numerous instances. Spike wrapping and rubbing a handkerchief on one of those precious blue appendages was out of the question. Rainbow Dash would leap back in fear, dropping her level in this game to an all time low, the dragon predicted.
“S-sure…” Rainbow Dash swallowed loudly, her outstretched hoof trembling. “Go ahead, my… baby dragon.”
Wait. Was Rainbow Dash really allowing Spike to place a finger on her hooves? Who was this mare?
“O-okay…” Spike cautiously rested the handkerchief on Rainbow Dash’s hoof.
An ominous atmosphere enveloped the two at that moment. Spike timidly rubbed the pony’s hoof while Rainbow Dash turned away ashamedly. Believe me, for both of them the atmosphere screamed awkward. The scene was a farce, I confess. It was just a complete charade of romantic venture. A façade exposed in the limelight to everypony viewing.
Oh, and by the way, everypony was watching from behind the trees.
“They look so awkward together,” Sweetie Belle made note, turning to Scootaloo. “I don’t think Rainbow Dash is going to win at all.”
“Rainbow Dash’s going to win this. She’s the best pony in Equestria!” Scootaloo whispered back. “She can do anything!”
“Ah don’t know, Scootaloo,” Applebloom chimed in, shaking her head. “They look kinda funny-lookin’ to me.”
“Quiet down! The Great and Powerful Trixie is trying to listen to their conversation!” the caped unicorn hushed the Cutie Mark Crusaders sternly.
While Spike and Rainbow Dash continued to clumsily partake in cumbersome deeds, all of the participants of Pinkie Pie’s betting pool hid behind the trees surrounding the picnic site. And I mean everypony. To name a few not mentioned previously: Berry Punch, Time Turner, Minuette, Thunderlane and Spitfire were among the countless individuals concealed behind the trunks and within the branches of the trees. They all had a full show of the date, and it was astonishing that neither Spike nor Rainbow Dash had yet taken notice.
“This is just plain wrong.” Applejack shuddered from behind another tree, turning to Twilight Sparkle.
“Come on, Spike. You can do it,” Twilight Sparkle begged, tapping her hoof to the grass impatiently. “You have to win this.”
“I think they’re, um…” Applejack and Twilight’s tree mumbled shyly. “…cute together, actually.”
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack simultaneously bounced back from their respective… tree? The tree spoke, that was true. And the voice emitted was painfully familiar. An introverted input from the confines of wood and leaves was mysteriously created.
“Fluttershy?” Twilight Sparkle tested in disbelief. “Is that you?”
“Fascinating,” Time Turner simpered in amazement. “I am quite tempted to use the TARDIS to witness the result of this game. But admittedly the excitement with everypony involved is just too much to skip. Knowing the winner would only spoil the fun!”
“If this continues, I’m gonna barf up my lunch,” Iron Will groaned.
“You got that right,” Chief Thunderhooves agreed with a nod.
“How dare that dragon spill the punch!” Berry Punch complained, peeking through the branches of a large tree. “Nopony should treat punch so carelessly.”
“I still think she’s a lesbian,” Bon Bon stated, sneering audibly for everypony to hear. “Right, Lyra?”
“Definitely. This is a just a ploy to prove us wrong, anyway,” Lyra Heartstrings replied, sighing. “Good thing we bet on Spike.”
“Rainbow Dash is straight. I think letting Spike touch her hooves is proof enough,” Thunderlane called out from a tree next to Lyra and Bon Bon’s.
“Wow. I’d never let anypony touch my hooves like that,” Spitfire said, mesmerized by Rainbow Dash’s combat strategy.
“Spike’s really going at it, huh?” Snips asked his best friend Snails. “He’s gonna win, right, Snails?”
“Dah, yeah, he’s a tough guy.”
“I’m lovin’ it!” Pinkie Pie, wearing her green visor, giggled uncontrollably.
“GO RAINBOW DASH!” Derpy shouted, flying out from behind a tree and smacking her head into another.
At that, Spike and Rainbow Dash were brought out of their graceless funk. Having been interrupted by Derpy's gaudy holler, the dragon and pegasus experienced salvation while at the same time pure, undignified astonishment. Did that voice just come from the trees? The two observed as silhouettes of ponies and other beings scurried about in panic. There were others watching, they concluded frightfully. And there were a lot of them.
The two flushed in sheer humiliation. How had they not noticed their audience beforehand? Were they really that invested in their own roles of the game that they couldn't notice hundreds of ponies peeping from a few meters away? It seemed to Spike and Rainbow Dash that the ridiculousness of the situation was now reaching new limits. Were they going to constantly be spied on from this day forth? Couldn't that be classified as stalking?
Yes. Yes, it could.
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Over 1000 likes for Spike's Rainbow Dash! Thank you all for the love and support for the story! I had so much fun writing this chapter. Spike x Rainbow Dash, baby!
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I also posted a video in my blog. :)
Why didn't the Doctor go forward in time to get clues?
Excellent....excelle...nt........EXCELLENT
Simply smashing chap!
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He wanted it to be a surprise.
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Thank you, my fellow Bronies. Your comments are much appreciated. :)
1167769 Not even some spoilers for dates and bad attempts? Darn.
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I apologize, but I don't understand you comment. Haha.
DAAAAH the tension is palpable
1167792 ME WANT FUNNY TIDBITS THAT ARE SPOILERS!
this is absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!
Wait until they find out about Pinkie's betting pool.
Blimey! I'm tempted to write out a epic rap battle about them right here RIGHT NOW! o_o
1000 stalkers is that a new record, I can only describe this chapter as creepy and hysterical.
oh god that was funny
by the way you do time turner is no longer his cannon name he is called doctor hooves (they couldn't call him whooves because well you know)
any way i loved the scene when every-pony talking to each other i don't know why but i imagined myself being part of the crowd......weird isn't it?
and of coarse derpy being derpy i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/384/630/271.gif
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Do it NOW! And post it here for Everypony to see! Yeah!
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That's DERPY!
It's DERPY! DERPY! You never know what she's going to do next! It's DERPY! DERPY!
Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity! Let's have MUFFINS!
They are all a bunch of stalkers for watching Rainbow Dash and Spike on their date. But... I also watched their date, and so did all these other readers. OMG we are all a bunch of stalkers
I bet even darth revan is watching
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Proceed man...proceed
Where. The. FUCK is RARITY? Miss Rarity, I am dissapoint.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
SPIKE
VS
RAINBOW DASH
BEGIN!
Spike
I'm lil' ol Spike but I'm not a filly,
I wont fall for you cause thats just silly!
You couldn't get a date with a guy you'd have no chance!
My victory is more certain than a duel with a lance!
Fact is, you're a hack! A blobby cyan joke!
You clean out clouds, from the sky over my windows!
I'll lay out a picnic and get the punch out!
Prepare to fail now, I'm not messing about!
Rainbow Dash
Hi Rainbow Dash here as you can plainly see!
Watch me make this small, purple dragon fall in love with me!
I'll take your little heart, and rip it into shreads,
Then leave you laying where all the ponies tread!
I'm queen of the sky, soon-to-be Wonderbolt!
You're just a little dragon no bigger than a colt!
Spikey's got guts cause he set up a date,
But I'm the one to win because I.AM.STRAIGHT!
Spike
STOP! I deny your pathetic claim,
Your competetive nature has made you insane!
Cause I'm mint! I'M MAGIC!
I'm only a dragon!
You're head isn't working, it's like a broken down wagon!
Rainbow Dash
You called for me Spike? Cause it's about to get furious!
You're going to love me to bits cause this make over is serious!
You live with Twilight refering her as she,
I'll change my attitude, YOU WILL LOVE ME!
You're funk is so broke, I'll win this for sure!
It's bad enough I have to go to the spa to get this pedicure!
Me against you is just to bad,
Cause after this you going to be left there sad!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(No really, I could make more right here if you wanted)
1167731 MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude................THIS IS ABSOLUTELY, INSANELY AMAZING! I laughed so hard I almost cried. If you can make more, that would be so crazy awesome! YES!
And the whole Fluttershy "YOU WILL LOVE ME!" bit...GENIUS!
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Well, it depends on who's going against who next! Twilight vs Someone? The Spa sisters vs the Flim Flam brothers? WHO KNOWS! (Actually, that 2nd one sounds quite good!)
This is turning out unbelievably well, I wish I could write with the skill you have.
Also, one question: Usually, in bets like this, there's a set time limit for the one on Rainbow Dash's side to win, because without it, the one on Spike's side is unable to win no matter what. Since I didn't see you mention a time limit on when Dash had to make him fall for her, how does Spike win?
Great story, anyway. Derpy, you muffins-for-brains fool!
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Rainbow Dash versus Rarity (fighting for Spike!)
It's a challenge! Are you up for it?
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Well at this point I don't care who I bet on anymore! just tell me the minimum amount I need to bet to watch the action and comedistic awkwardness and give me my ticken! And can I bring my own candy?
Anyway I know how being awkward feels this one time me and my best friend were at the mall for a school presentation practice and at lunch we just hang out but then we saw my classmates and she grabbed my hand to run and hide since my class is very gossipy, she pulled me into the department store to hide but she accidentally put me into the WOMEN LUNG-ERE SECTION! and she did not even notice till I tolled her! I swear the the lady who was working there was laughing her ass of!
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Thank you for your comment, my friend! :)
The thing is, there is no set time limit. By the grounds of the bet, Rainbow Dash had to make Spike fall in love with her, and Spike unwittingly accepted in the heat of the moment. Now, Spike's method for gaining victory is to have Rainbow Dash understand the ridiculousness of the bet and give up completely. That is how Spike could end up winning. On the other hand, if Spike falls in love with Rainbow Dash, then Rainbow Dash Dash wins.
1167917 that is so awesome!
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Join my favorite character behind Spike, Nightmare Moon!
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1167966 spike wins by getting rainbow to give up
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
RARITY
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VS
RAINBOW DASH
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BEGIN!
Rarity
How can you battle I'm positively glowing!
With my curly tail swinging and my sewing machine sewing.
The fasionista darling, I deserve to reject you,
You cyan, flying, hot-headed bully you!
Oooo, what you gonna do?
You got a rainbow mane but you're still a buffoon,
Even Spike, can reject from your seducing,
I think your loyalty is just slowly reducing!
Rainbos Dash
Bwa ha ha! WHAT WAS THAT?
I laughed so hard that I nearly spat!
Silly Rairty, you just don't see,
The reason why I want Spike to love me.
I drive a fasion sense, I pull it off for shows!
What? You gonna stop me with a pile of clothes?
I'll get to Spike then I'll crush his heart,
After thats done the real fun can start!
Rarity
Take it easy Rainbow you're going too far!
You even dragged yourself into the spa!
I give ponies clothes, you just wanna prank!
YOU'RE JUST WAITING FOR SPIKE TO HAVE A-
Director: "Woa woa woa! HOLD IT! Sorry Rarity you can't say that..."
Rarity: Oh...either way....COME AT ME DARLING!
Rainbow Dash
From Cloudsdale to Ponyville I've cleared out the sky,
Now my rainbow trail is left behind!
Fasion my flank, he didn't love me!
But I'm not giving up yet, AS YOU WILL SOON SEE!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
1167917 omg do another one this one was great
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MST3K+MLP?!?!
all of my yes!!!
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Applause...applause...maniacal laugh...maniacal laugh...MANIACAL LAUGH! (Muppets movie reference)
Thank you for the creative comment! You are awesome, my friend! Well done! A fine addition to Spike's Rainbow Dash! :)
1167848 DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my entire day,
I lost it at Trixie's comment to the CMC, this is so bucking wrong that I can't stop laughing, please, please for the love of Luna keep writing, I have to read more of this, I'm suprised that Rainbow Dash allowed Spike to touch her hooves...but that's all part of allowing her to win, right? I'll be staring at my screen awaiting an update, and please add a bit more of Derpy...she's always a star even if she's got a camo 
That was entertaining, though i wonder who will be more scarred at the end of this. Spike or Dash?
1167917 You sir, have won yourself an epic face. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png Two in fact. Continue with the badassery.
1167848 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png Indeed. DERPY!
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heh heh, what can I say? I just love making them! XD
1167917 Got to say Rainbow tore him apart....that was bad ass,I needed that, Thanks bro.
1167849 I'm fine with that claim
And I'm naturel in this game so I'm waiting for Ponville to be fucked!
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heh heh, well, you know what they say!
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THAT I CHOOSE TO BE IN A EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Now, let's see them have Pony and dragon babies? XD
1168099 True that
1168104 And I think you mean hybrids my friend...or half-breeds...either way thet are half pony (unicorn, pegasus, or earthpony) and half dragon of course....never to be accepted by either of their kind, never to be loved by any save for few and their parents...outcast, cursed as monsters and demons......damn, dark but true, sorry I'm thinking of what would happen if Spike and Twilight had a child...
What was the question again?
Its about to go down
Between the awesome chapters and the sweet comments to the epic raps, THIS STORY ROCKS! more mustaches for you!
