I can smell all the brain cells this cooked away, leaving my deliciously smelling headmeats for all the Shadowbolts to devour, and then later upchuck into Zecora's treehouse. But they shall vomit watermellons, and Zecora shall laugh maniacally, and in song, as one by one she devours the waterpukemelons. As she finishes them, she gives birth through her nasal canal, a young bright white foal. Celestia.
And that's how Equestria was made. This fanfic created Equestria, and for that, I give this 5 stars.
. . . 27 pancakes? Hmm. . . according to wikipedia the typical mare vagina is 4 centimeters by 20 centimeters -- which, assuming a roughly cylindrical vaginal opening, would result in an internal volume of ~251 cubic centimeters. A typical pancake uses about a fourth cup of batter, or around 60 cubic centimeters of batter. So. . . 27 pancakes would require ~1620 cubic centimeters of batter. Taking into consideration that the equine vagina has a remarkable ability to stretch when giving birth it probably isn't too far fetched of an idea that 27 pancakes could fit within the confines of a typical pony vagina. That is all. . . . I should really get back to exam prep. . . . Or reddit.
175730 Thank you for your input I will fix the spelling mistakes in the description. And as for everything else I write these stories at one o'clock in the morning to avoid getting caught. At that time I am very tired and am not wholely concerned with spelling and grammer
i dont see comedy in here...
nor punctuation...
What the fuck did I just read?!
The buck did I just read?
Well then. Not funny in the slightest.
And thus a knew genre of pony stories was born. The WTF.
Okey dokey then.
How did this get past the pre-readers?
They must've REALLY not given much of a fuck. Either that or I'm missing something.
I smell a trollfic, not only is it awfully written but wtf inducing too
ok i know everyone here said it but OMG WTF DID I JUST READ!?
that will be all.
..............doesn't matter......had sex
Sweet mother of Luna! Well I'm going to go eat some pancakes.
64104 well thats a new definition of "baking pancakes"
5 STARS. I laughed, I cried, this was an emotional rollercoaster. Thank you.
Blue waffles ( no pun intended )
This was gross, but it managed to elicit a chuckle from me. Good job bro
Ever see something and just know, instinctively, that you're going to regret reading it right away? And then you read it anyway?
Oh... I think I can taste the intelligence this fic is taking away from existence. Maek moar pl0x.
NO
I can smell all the brain cells this cooked away, leaving my deliciously smelling headmeats for all the Shadowbolts to devour, and then later upchuck into Zecora's treehouse. But they shall vomit watermellons, and Zecora shall laugh maniacally, and in song, as one by one she devours the waterpukemelons. As she finishes them, she gives birth through her nasal canal, a young bright white foal. Celestia.
And that's how Equestria was made. This fanfic created Equestria, and for that, I give this 5 stars.
This fic is bad and you should feel bad.
This was quite literally one of the worst things I have ever read. I really hope this was a trollfic
64289
Agreed.
No... just no
. . . 27 pancakes? Hmm. . . according to wikipedia the typical mare vagina is 4 centimeters by 20 centimeters -- which, assuming a roughly cylindrical vaginal opening, would result in an internal volume of ~251 cubic centimeters. A typical pancake uses about a fourth cup of batter, or around 60 cubic centimeters of batter. So. . . 27 pancakes would require ~1620 cubic centimeters of batter. Taking into consideration that the equine vagina has a remarkable ability to stretch when giving birth it probably isn't too far fetched of an idea that 27 pancakes could fit within the confines of a typical pony vagina. That is all.
. . .
I should really get back to exam prep.
. . .
Or reddit.
64550 i lol'd so hard
>>It wasn't
It wasn't intended to be a troll fic
It's not Cupcakes, but... well... Use spellchecker next time.
What The Fuck? Dude......Are you serious? DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!
WTF?! I LAUGHED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE STORY!!! IT'S GORE COMEDY!!! DON'T YOU GET IT!? I DO!!!
65264 Finally someone who gets it!
Son, I am disappoint.
WHAT THE FUCK
OH GOD THAT PIC GAVE ME NIGHTMARES
152819 Dat pic scared the shit outta me when I scrolled past it
175730 Thank you for your input I will fix the spelling mistakes in the description. And as for everything else I write these stories at one o'clock in the morning to avoid getting caught. At that time I am very tired and am not wholely concerned with spelling and grammer
wat
AAHHHHHGGGG!!!! TWILIGHT VERSION OF CUPCAKES!!!!!
*sonic rainboom can be seen 5 miles away*
omg they killed rainbow dash
the bastards!!!!
Seriously? Where the buck did you get the idea to write it?!?
Wha- what? i ju- but... what??
Talk about "Zero Punctuation", wow.
Well, maybe it would be enjoyable if your writing didn't suck. (punctuation, spelling, capitalization, how the whole price lacks description, etc.)
I lost my shit at that LOL!
Bwahahahaha