A request by Wild Zontars:
Twilight realizes that the NMM timeline in the Season 5 finale (where NMM successfully handled Tirek, Discord, etc. without the Elements, Rainbow Power, etc, earned the respect and loyalty of some of her friends, and kept Equestria functioning and habitable during Eternal Night) means that Celestia might not be the right mare for the job.
“I had a question,” Twilight said, “if you don’t mind.”
She and Celestia took some time to finish their tea, first. Celestia had another cupcake. It was a beautiful day, and Celestia’s balcony afforded a spectacular view of Canterlot below. “Of course. Go ahead.”
“In the old writings, from before Luna’s banishment, many ponies describe her as clever. She’s the alicorn of sorcery, instructor to astronomers, inventor of the abacus and double-entry bookkeeping.”
“Mmmhmm,” Celestia said.
“And,” Twilight went on. “In the alternate universe where Nightmare Moon prevailed, she dealt with threats to Equestria very effectively. She saw through Chrysalis’s disguise, beheaded Tirek, and put Discord inside a child-proof enclosure so he never escaped. She seemed to be a competent and respected ruler.”
“So you’ve said previously,” Celestia observed. “It was a remarkable journey you went on, truely.”
“Right, but…” Twilight cleared her throat. “If that’s the case, why is Luna so…”
She gestured down in the yard, where Luna had her head stuck between two slats in a fence.
“I mean,” Twilight paused again, “she slept through the changeling invasion.”
“Oh, yes. Actually, that looks rather uncomfortable.” Celestia shouted down into the yard. “Luna! You’re a shapeshifter.”
“Oh, right.” Luna turned into a mouse, escaped the fence, and then turned back into a pony. Flying up the balcony, she shook out her head to clear it. “Well, that is certainly embarrassing. Might I join you for tea?”
“Um… sure.” Twilight made room, and Luna occupied the third spot at the table.
“So, how’s life in Ponyville?” Luna asked as she filled her teacup. Before Twilight could answer, Luna went on: “Celestia, do you have my medication?”
Celestia took out a pill bottle, and emptied two tic-tacs onto Luna’s plate.
“Um…” Twilight paused. “That really looks like… candy. Not medication.”
“Indeed. Tis shameful how modern pharmaceutical manufacturers conceal the nature of their products to turn a profit.” She washed both tic-tacs down with her tea. “Though they are minty.”
“Right.” Twilight sat stiff, a grimace on her face. “Luna, what medication do you take, exactly?”
“Ritalin,” Luna said. “Why?”
“I think Celestia may be—”
“Oh look!” Luna pointed. “A butterfly. I’ll be right back.”
Luna flew off, then had a conversation with a passing pegasus and forgot to come back. Twilight, for her part, finished her tea in silence.
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Capisce.
...oh wow. I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
Question to Wild Zauntars: What out the two or so minutes of video where we have no indication that Equestria is okay outside the people In the palace who still having jobs, no indication that the other villans aren't approaching and Nightmare Moon is just doing a very in-charator "watch Rome burn while fiddling" thing, and not even a direct indication that Twilight is landing at the same points of time, in any way imply that Celestia is guilty of anything more than being an out-of-focus mentor in a show that had no reason to care about the military or political intrigue?
Drugged Luna, is best Luna.
It explains so much.
Fun fact: Ritalin is functionally very similar to cocain!
This sentence, and what it does to the story, is marvellous.
9630173 That's a good point. I like this story, but I remember that universe was one where the Everfree Forest had overgrown where Ponyville once was. I'm doubt that Equestria is functioning or habitable in that timeline, except in a little bubble around Nightmare Moon's personal fortress.