Getting to the Bottom of the Issue

Bad Damien! Go to your room!

“We can tell them that it is the alternate way of swearing. Tell them that it’s the clean way to say ‘buck’ or something. They will buy it if you tell them.”

Did you just...?

“What happened to Twilight?” Celestia demanded as Boyd levitated a strawberry into his mouth.

He swallowed the fruit without even chewing. “Oh her? We spent the night going over formulas and magical theory. It’s been centuries since I’ve been able to speak to another person so highly educated.”

Oh, so Twilight does-

“Oh and I gave her about twenty orgasms before she passed out in her bed twitching. Don’t worry, she’ll be fine. Maybe a little dehydrated, but fine.”

You know, I was going to say something about Twilight getting off to intellectual discussions.

This was hilarious, it's been awhile since I've read one if your stories and I'm reminded why I followed your stuff initially.
I generally don't like stories written in this perspective for some reason, but the characters and visual descriptions were engaging enough to keep my attention away from it. Additionally, I loved how Tartarus smells like sweet Acalpolco Gold!

is it bad i imagined celestia nazi saluting while saying FUCK THE NOBLES?

when i saw subucni, i thought it was a clever play on words for succubi. then i was shown that alucard is just dracula backwards, which i didnt know lol.

then i put 2 and 2 together to get 5.

... and also, subucni is incubus backwards. nice one

boyd is best demon bro. need more fics with bro demon boyd

Hot

“FUCK THE NOBLES!” Celestia bellowed with her foreleg out, as if commanding. “Oh wow, that is way more satisfying. I probably shouldn’t have said that so loud though. The guards might have heard us.”

“We can tell them that it is the alternate way of swearing. Tell them that it’s the clean way to say ‘buck’ or something. They will buy it if you tell them.”

Referencing your own stories. Good that this story is in shameless self-promotions group. This say good about you, Damien.
Also, very good comedie, congratulations.

i like the fact that the demon is going to the Icon of Sin to party. nice doom reference. :P

lol

you plundered her depths

I love that line so much, idfk

Also, tfw not credited for helping out slightly I see how it is!

jk jk nice job dude!

Cringy but cute. I like :3

This was very pleasant
I skipped a bit of the middle part, but I love the humor. I guess I have to look for your other stories, since I finished mine today I finally have more time to read again.

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What if I already am in my room?

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Yeah, I'm amazing like that

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I actually take these comments as my favorite. "Normally I don't like X but I like it when you do it" is one of the best compliments I can get.

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Nien, embrace it

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If he fits in a fic, I might bring him up.

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Why reference everyone else all the time when I can reference my favorite pieces of work: Mine.

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Where else is his going to party? Phobos? The noise laws are terrible.

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It's one of my favorite lines too. Now I just have to figure out how to make "tongue-punched her fart box" work in a fic.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR :D

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If you like vanilla, hit up No Magic Required, if you want more anal, Baking After Hours.

You always have the best plans. Go you. Gold star. Your father would be so proud of you.

I'm dying right now holy crap

A light breeze caused the papers to flutter a bit in the breeze a bit.

Delete this.

Lovely and adorable porn! Awesome job making this!

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Yeah, I like that.

In my mind he looks like Boyd Crowder

A little late to the party, but that's fine, yes?

Ay, was good shit. I liked it.
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Her forehooves here all over your body

were all over

your back .Your

your back. Your

me dear”, Celestia

me dear," Celestia

First you slid your middle finger deep into her soaked sex to lubricate it. Her juices slick and almost perfect to use as lube.

Combine the sentences
OR
Her juices were slick and almost perfect to use as lube.

Well I got Sundays off

I've got
OR
I get

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That song is absolutely hilarious if you want something as funny check out nobody cares by octopimp

Absolutely loved this!

Very enjoyable story!

I was a bit worried at the beginning as the tone leaned heavily into farce, but it soon settled down into more character-driven.

The one criticism I have is that you swap between present and past tense a number of times.

As more of the demon appeared you noticed quite a few things. It was almost human, with a dark red skin tone. The demon was probably several feet tall, and had curved horns that made it obvious that he was from Hell… Tartarus. Whatever. Its arms were bulky and looked like they could easily lift a car, and it had human-like hands. You assumed it was male since the demon didn’t have breasts, but almost a bodybuilder’s physique, with strong pecs and a well-defined set of abs. His skin was red, and so was his fur; his legs looked like they belonged to a goat that took steroids. His goatee was thick and well maintained too, which you thought was weird for a demon to have.

*sigh*
Ok. Play it.

You’ve never seen Celestia open any of them, so you don’t know if she has a panty drawer. Meaning unlike some of the maids, she was never a potential target for a panty raid.

Panty raid? You’re talking about girls, right? Girl girls?

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If you haven't seen pony Celestia in panties, you're missing out. Flanks like that in red lace? Unf.

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Man I try really hard to not switch tenses. It went past three people so luckily it seems more natural instead of jarring to the majority of people.

Also thanks for reading it. My editor sometimes has to make notes for "too memey". Especially since my influences come from 4chan and greentext. However I love writing comedy, romance and sex.

If you like this fic, and if you haven't read it already go for No Magic Required.

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Boyd is actually named after the lead singer of Incubus, but nobody pointed it out. I am really good at hiding some of that shit.

You said that your world had its own stories and such about monsters and demons

Urp. Uh, our demons (at least Biblical) put the eldritch in eldritch abomination. So do our angels, actually. Hint: they aren’t the slightest bit humanoid and have too many hands and eyes mostly in all the wrong places.

Also, the sword in the stone and Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake are the same origin story. The sword in the stone was Caliburn, the sword from the Lady was Excalibur. Caliburn was his symbol of kingship, Excalibur was a powerful weapon against evil. He carried both.

I read the first sentence and end up putting the phone down and actually slam my fist into the side of my head.

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Sir, I don't think that's a incubus as mentioned in the text

That was epic and funny as shit.

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Not true, at least not completely. Excalibur became his sword after he struck at someone in unrighteous anger with Caliburn making the sword deem him unworthy of being its wielder and leaving him. Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake as a replacement for Caliburn.

That was fucking hawt. Need some more Celly anal in my life.

At least the demon was amenable to alternative payment.

“Yes Princess, by ‘parking it in your back door’ I imply that I have to stick my raging rocket into your second sunny socket or I’ll kick the bucket. The one place where the sun does indeed not shine.” You reply.

This shit is top tier poetry.

Alucard was Dracula spelt backwards

I am deeply attracted to Celestia romantically and want to have sex with her. I want to plunge into her so hard and deep that the next pony to pull me out of that divine ass would be crowned as King Arthur.

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I just knew the demon was going to plow Twilight.