Happy April First! Starting the month out with a bang.

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I remember us talking about this during your interview! Happy that you went ahead and posted, good on you!

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A minute later and it was published a day late

Well that was interesting. Trying to remember if Twilight ever got back together with this stallion in the main story or did she end up forgetting about him?

There was a young couple named Shelly
who were found stuck belly to belly.
For in their haste they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.

I don't know what I was expecting.
But "exactly what is on the cover" was very low on the list.

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No whimper first?

Or does whimpering come after banging?

Nice

Once all was said and done and the six new friends didn't have to worry about ancient alicorns, prisoners of war, or hostile armies, they took the time to get to know one another over tea in the Carousel Boutique's dining room, particularly Twilight. One particular topic had come up.

And stayed up.

Along with five sets of ears and two sets of wings.

"So, yeah," concluded Twilight, "that was my first time. And second. And maybe third and fourth, depending on how you count it." Only then did she note the others' wide eyes, flushed muzzles, and dropped jaws. "Too much?"

Rarity cleared her throat. "Well, er, Twilight, I don't believe we were anticipating quite that level of... detail, shall we say." That got shaky nods from Applejack and Fluttershy.

"So you have this guy chained to your bed now, right?" said Rainbow Dash.

Once Pinkie recovered, her smile was somehow wider than Twilight had ever seen it before, which hadn't seemed anatomically possible. "Do you do rentals?"

I'm not normally one for clop, but for Georg, I made an exception.

*Fans self*

Hoo lordy, is it just me or is it hot in here?

Wow, Georg! That was indeed one way to start April with a bang! I have to say that I enjoyed your scene with Twilight, especially how she managed to make her first time experience sound witty, scientific, playful, and erotic. Gonna add this to my favorites.
P.S: If you take suggestions, would you be up for a naughty story involving everyone’s favorite barista and the possible competition between Celestia and Luna over the guy.

9542859 Um... I think you're leaking something there...
9542914 The *story* (sequel to Her Royal Coffee) will be T rated. I may just publish some M rated bits in here. I can't write the whole thing as M rated, because it would be too large.

For all that you posted this as a joke, it's always a pleasure to see talented authors showing off their range.

It was pretty hot, too.

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>library paste

Well, that just got a whole new perspective shift after THIS story.

I kept reading this expecting it to joke out being the date, but...it didn't. It was not only no joke, it was epic friendship with benefits.

I remember reading in the comments for "Buggy and The Beast" that you did not do Clop. Well, for someone who does not do Clop, this was VERY good and VERY hot! I like Clop where the characters love and respect each other.

<insert slow_clap.gif>

The image had followed her around all morning, fading into the background when Blueblood and the human had their automobile accident, and reappearing in the back of her head when she looked at the broken roadster, like she had been responsible for un-masculinizing the prince.

Ah, if only. Now there would be an act to applaud

Thankfully, the two of them, annoying pony and annoying person, had survived their accident with little more than bumps and bruises due to whoever had cast a cushioning charm at their impact site

Huh, so it really wasn't her. I wasn't quite sure, from the original chapter.

A brisk evening of ‘friendship’ experimentation and exploration would settle her insides down quite well

Huh, it appears our Nerdicorn might not be quite as inexperienced as I assumed.

If everything went as planned, maybe she could even write a paper on this evening, under a pseudonym, of course.

I'm just imagining some scholar reading over that, giving it a puzzled look, and then saying to themselves "...I know this style. It's the Princess's little know-it-all, again."

She would have to be subtle. She could do subtle.

Sure you can

“What was that?” she whispered back. “Is Doctor Walthers in trouble?”

NEVERMIND! She's a virgin after all

At least I’ve helped polish a horn. A few years ago. I’m sure Moondancer’s recovered by now. It was only a small chip.

She is so, so socially inept

Focus. Guards guard. They’re not for that particular purpose. There’s probably something in their manual forbidding it, anyway.

I think Cadence's personal guard might be a bit lenient on that point

It was a travesty of the greatest order. She wanted to slip into the room and give this interspecies experience the scientific study it deserved.

Welp. This stuff sure didn't happen in the actual story

“I’m not really a Royal Guard, I’m just a temp from the university drama department hired to fill holes on the roster,” he whispered.

Fill holes. Uhuh

“Um…” Green Mountain lowered his voice to a nearly inaudible whisper. “Deal of course, but what if you need… pronged again sometime?”

Ha. Nice.

“You’re an earth pony,” whispered Twilight Sparkle, giving the hefty green stallion a quick examination. “With a unicorn horn cutie mark. Why… Oh, screw it.”

Ah, those two keep bumping into each other. And this time Twilight herself is acting as the fountain he'll plunge into

Something brushed up against her dripping rear, making her spasming muscles lock into a ricticus of iron and her breath catch in her throat. The sensation moved, gently exploring, softly licking, making the fire that wanted to consume Twilight’s entire body flare up and up and…

Ahh, ever the gentleman.

“How can we learn more about each other without intercourse? Social intercourse too, of course.”

Ha.

“In fact, you have gone beyond my experience as a teacher,” admitted Greenie

Well I should certainly hope so, considering the fact you normally teach foals

It turned out he did snore. But it was quieter than Spike, so Twilight Sparkle decided not to deduct it from his final score.

He made the snoring remark, though.

Remarks and corrections:
> Of course, there all the trips Celestia made to the other human kingdoms...
I'm assuming that should be "there [were] all the trips".