After struggling to find work, Celestia has managed to score you a job! Only problem is that it's a prison guard gig, and the inmates are a bunch of sexy, dangerous girls that you're not allowed to fuck. Don't screw this up.
Time to go and spend time around more hot girls you couldn't touch. You truly were a prisoner in paradise, and it was slowly but surely eating you alive.
The phrase dying of thirst watching another man drown comes to mind.
It be funny if the warden gave him a new job and somehow made it legal that his job that he had do Was therapy and relieving the inmates calling at stress reduction or something
9013057 It's funny you say that but I'm betting the way the prison systems going by babying prisoners instead of treating them like I don't know .... prisoners .... that could happen. I shit you not a friend of mine works at a prison he can't grab prisoners with closed hands who act up ....who are considered ..... mentally unsound ..... they have to hug hold them till mental health workers arrive to talk to them. So alot of inmates at his place is trying to get diagnosed with a mental illness so they can act up with no consequences ,get there own rooms, goto ice cream/pizza tuesday. In a few years they'll probably be hiring prost..... eggggh.... mental health workers full time to help them relieve there built up aggression due to their prolonged incarcerations. Since it's .....mentally debilitating their chances to become outstanding members of society when they get out. You know besides the free college degrees that would cost you a few grand. Plus medical coverage all free. If i ever need a surgery that'll cost me a few 100 grand but I'd die in a few years without it im gonna rob a bank and let the cops pick me up.
9016542 I can imagine him having to baby talk them like * Who is the bad criminal yes you are yes you are you’re bad criminal* *open wide here comes the train * Or stuff like that
9016612 Nah we talked about that believe it or not I made the sortaish same joke and asked when he'd be wiping their ass for them he said thats what the nurse staff that plays cards with them is for. The nursing staff in the .... mental health units ... get payed to play cards and boardgames when not doing meds, nursing rounds, and stuff.
"All I know is that the girls are gonna try it on with you, what with you being a new, hunky guard, but you need to remember how difficult it can be to tell the horny from the damaged. I won't tolerate abuse here, and that's why we strictly enforce the rule against prisoner and officer relations. Understood?"
Damaged how?
Is it bad that the main thing you took from that was her calling you hunky? ...it probably was, but goddamn. If a woman like that could find you attractive, you were really doing well. It made sense that she wouldn't have noticed you in school, you hit puberty pretty late, but when you did, you developed well. Not as well as Sunset and her two friends did, but still.
Two friends?
You eyed the document with scrutiny, but didn't want to flick through it too openly and give Sunset the impression that you didn't trust her. "What is it?"
I wouldn’t blame him?
"That's strike one. Two more and I'll go tell one of the cleaners to take a week off, see how you look with a pair of marigolds on."
I have a question: Will any actual intercourse take place or is this more 'ecchi' than 'hentai'?
Please PM if you wanna avoid spoilers.
Bad enough the MC is being teased.
BUT YOU'RE TEASING US TOO!?
I hate you so much
9010029
We all need the s u n s u c c
The phrase dying of thirst watching another man drown comes to mind.
I don't see this guy lasting three days at this job... if that long.
There's something about the Main Character that unsettles me. He's... kind of inappropiate for the job.
I mean, the idea for the fic is interesting, but that takes out some interest for me.
I'll wait for more chapters before deciding if I keep reading or I go search for another fic.
I would have gone with "Solitary Cocktainment" myself...
Alright lads. Place your bets. How many chapters will our MC last before he is banging someone?
9011318
Wouldn't that be "Cockfinement"?
9012283
Two. Five if the author is being conservative.
Googled Marigolds and got hit with flowers. Is marigolds a word for some type of clothing or is it really just flowers?
9012506
a brand of yellow rubber gloves, like you'd use when cleaning stuff.
It be funny if the warden gave him a new job and somehow made it legal that his job that he had do Was therapy and relieving the inmates calling at stress reduction or something
9013057
It's funny you say that but I'm betting the way the prison systems going by babying prisoners instead of treating them like I don't know .... prisoners .... that could happen. I shit you not a friend of mine works at a prison he can't grab prisoners with closed hands who act up ....who are considered ..... mentally unsound ..... they have to hug hold them till mental health workers arrive to talk to them. So alot of inmates at his place is trying to get diagnosed with a mental illness so they can act up with no consequences ,get there own rooms, goto ice cream/pizza tuesday. In a few years they'll probably be hiring prost..... eggggh.... mental health workers full time to help them relieve there built up aggression due to their prolonged incarcerations. Since it's .....mentally debilitating their chances to become outstanding members of society when they get out. You know besides the free college degrees that would cost you a few grand. Plus medical coverage all free. If i ever need a surgery that'll cost me a few 100 grand but I'd die in a few years without it im gonna rob a bank and let the cops pick me up.
9016542
I can imagine him having to baby talk them like * Who is the bad criminal yes you are yes you are you’re bad criminal* *open wide here comes the train * Or stuff like that
9016612
Nah we talked about that believe it or not I made the sortaish same joke and asked when he'd be wiping their ass for them he said thats what the nurse staff that plays cards with them is for. The nursing staff in the .... mental health units ... get payed to play cards and boardgames when not doing meds, nursing rounds, and stuff.
9012806
Oh! Okay, that makes much more sense. Thank you
chap 2 mayb?
9013057
I second this notion up vote if you agree
You decide to show initiative and suggest that perhaps a few bare bottom spankings and foot ticklings will set these naughty girls straight.
You are immediately fired.
9010580
Dragon ball abridged my dude
9010580
nice...XD
9010580
Dying of thirst while drowning in a sea you can't drink.
Oof, Sunny girl plz.
This is getting better, I like it, and oowee... Thunderlane is gonna be 'enjoyable' I'm sure.
Good show, once again,
Damaged how?
Two friends?
I wouldn’t blame him?
Looks like she didn’t change much after CHS.