“... and so I welcome you to this evening’s presentation of some of Equestria’s most precious treasures! The exhibition will open to the public tomorrow, but tonight, we celebrate this collection of some of our greatest examples of pony art and culture, from unicorns, pegasi and earth ponies alike!”
Everypony clapped, demurely, their hooves thudding against the polished wooden flooring of the hall. Gathered here were some of Equestria’s best and brightest, not to mention the richest. They all listened politely while the Professor of Antiquities from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns was giving his introductory speech, some more successfully feigning interest than others.
Sitting in the audience was a white-coated, pink maned unicorn, dressed for the occasion in a formal gown. She stood a good hand and a half taller than most other mares, and one might be forgiven for mistaking her as Princess Celestia going incognito, at first glance.
Her name, at least the one she was most commonly known by, was Fleur-de-Lis.
Most of the ponies in the room would have known her from her brief, but highly lucrative, modelling career. A few of the older and more artistically inclined may have recognised her as an ex-ballet dancer from the Canterlot Opera House’s troupe. The Professor of Antiquities would, perhaps with a little prompting, have remembered her as the one student in Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns who failed every class except counter spells.
She was trying her best to look interested, but was rapidly losing the will to live under the verbal onslaught. Fortunately, the Professor was beginning to wrap-up.
“... so, without any further ado, may I cordially invite everypony to join myself and our gracious host in the ballroom for drinks and appetizers!”
Another short round of applause followed, while the Professor and the evening’s host, (none other than a very bored-looking Prince Blueblood,) bowed. Soon everypony was rising from their seats and making their way through the double doors into the ballroom adjacent to the hall.
As Fleur rose to her full, notably impressive height, she felt a light tap of a hoof on her back. She turned to see a dapper-looking unicorn stallion, perhaps slightly older than she was, with neatly combed blue mane and oiled moustache, sporting a monocle and dinner jacket.
“Ah, Fleur, it is you! I’d know those legs anywhere,” he opened, adjusting the monocle and smiling.
“Fancy Pants,” she replied, as one peer to another, in a refined, elegant voice with just a hint of an accent. “I’m surprised to see you here, I didn’t think art was your ‘scene’, so to speak.”
“Well, perhaps not, but you can’t deny a chap the desire to further his own education, can you?” He parried, and Fleur smirked. The delicate fencing match of conversation had begun.
“Why, had a bad run of luck on the derby, did you?” she retorted, silkily.
“Well, how was I to know Rapid Fire would hit a loose piece of cloud on the final turn? It’s shameful, the way they let that track fall into disrepair.”
“You really must find a new hobby, mon cher.”
“I could start with dancing...” he replied, holding out a hoof and smirking. Touché, a hit. She grinned back, resting her foreleg over his shoulders playfully.
“I am a professional, remember. Try not to step on my hooves.”
The band, now in full swing on their third dance, was playing a quick waltz, and Fancy Pants was beginning to find it difficult to keep up. They danced and twirled, standing on their hind legs, forelegs in an elaborate tangle around one another’s shoulders. Fancy Pants had begun by leading, but gave up half way through the tango and decided it was easier to let Fleur lead him.
“Well, you’re improving,” she whispered in his ear as they spun.
“It was either that or perish, the way you dance,” he replied, telekinetically grabbing his monocle as it launched from his eye socket for the third time.
“You wouldn’t have asked me if you didn’t enjoy it...”
“True, I’ll concede that. I think I may need to give my fetlocks a rest after this waltz, though. Join me on the balcony?”
“Join you for drinks or dance with Prince Blueblood... Hrm, that’s a difficult one,” she grinned, lightly motioning with her head to where the royal unicorn was busy making his way down the hors d’oeuvres.
Fancy Pants smirked. “I will defer to your common sense, my dear. Or lack thereof.”
Touché. Hit.
They continued to dance, elegantly circling the room with the other couples, until the waltz finally drew to a close. Bowing to one another, he led her away from the floor and out onto the great, overhanging balconies built into the slopes of the mountain. Far below wound the course of the river that flowed from Canterlot’s mountain peak, feeding and nourishing all of Equestria as it made its way towards the ocean. In the distance they could see the lights of Ponyville, and beyond that, the unnatural blackness of the Everfree Forest, with the moon high above, bearing the familiar shadows of the Mare in the Moon.
The balcony was wide enough to accommodate several tables, and the pair chose one close to the building, well-illuminated by the light streaming through the great glass windows that lined the wall. A waiter appeared near-instantly, in a neatly starched uniform. Fancy Pants smiled at him in a friendly manner, and the waiter curtly nodded in response.
“I’ll have a coffee, I think, I might need it to get through the rest of the evening. Yes, just a simple black coffee for me,” Fancy Pants said, waving a hoof in that way that nearly everypony does when ordering food or drink, despite offering no useful purpose at all. The waiter silently raised an eyebrow, and Fleur suppressed a giggle.
“Oh, come now, you’re sounding like your father!” she replied, before addressing the waiter directly: “Strawberry champagne for both of us, if you’d be so kind.”
The waiter nodded and glided away, as light on his hooves as a pegasus. Fancy Pants frowned a little.
“Really, Fleur, champagne?”
“I like champagne.”
“I don’t.”
“That’s not what you said the last time we had a drink together.”
Fancy Pants paused, then sighed loudly.
“Really, like my father?” he said, in exasperation.
“Word-for-word,” she replied, laughing.
The waiter quickly re-appeared and placed two glass coupes of the sparkling, pale rose drink onto the table before them. They both thanked him, and Fancy Pants threw him a couple of bits.
When he’d vanished again, they resumed their conversation. Fancy Pants took a sip of his champagne and smiled, feigning surprise.
“I say, look at that, I do like it.”
“Told you.~” Fleur replied, a trill in her voice.
“I have to say, Fleur, I did miss your company while you were off in Prance. Sometimes I feel everypony else here just agrees with me all the time to avoid ticking me off or losing my favour. They treat me like I’m some sort of... well. Some sort of princess, honestly,” Fancy continued, smiling happily at the unicorn mare.
“Ah, you missed my constant contradictions and rapier wit, hm?”
“Well, you know how much I loathe Yes-Mares.”
“Oh yes, I remember you telling me about that... oh, what was her name? Violet? Viola?”
“Violet Glory, don’t remind me... Spent the better part of a summer with her trailing my every step, seconding everything I said, even when I began to deliberately contradict myself just to catch her out. I can’t stand a pony without opinions.”
“Ah, so that’s why you put up with me,” Fleur smirked.
“Among other reasons, of course.”
“I’ll spare you the embarrassment of trying to think of one.”
“Much obliged.”
They looked at one another, faces perfectly straight, and slowly broke into matching grins, before bursting out laughing, gathering a few strange looks from the other guests. They quickly tried to compose themselves, shoulders shaking with barely suppressed mirth.
“Ah, my dear, however would I cope with all... this,” he waved a hoof around for emphasis, “without you around to keep me firmly on this side of an asylum?”
“I’d have to join you there, I think,” she replied, finishing off the remainder of her champagne.
“I say, do you remember the sensation you caused that year when you turned up to the derby without a hat?” he began, after a moment’s recollection.
“Oh, the looks they gave me! I swear that duchess had a cockatrice in her family tree somewhere. And then you, of all ponies, stood up for me by taking off your tuxedo! I thought they’d faint on the spot!”
“It took me several months of careful words and earning favours to recover from that one, I assure you,” he grinned. “Worth every one, though.”
“Then the next month I was at the Canterlot Garden Party, and somehow mistook the Princess for a waitress!” Fleur continued, laughing.
“My dear, I know you can be a bit oblivious at times, but how in the blazes did you manage that?!”
“She came up behind me when I was talking to some ambassador or other, and well, given that I may have had one too many helpings of punch, I assumed she was a waitress taking empty glasses! Fortunately she saw the funny side of it.”
“Ah yes, our Princess is well-renowned for her... rousing sense of humour. I think her personal planner took a month’s holiday on the coast after she invited a dragon to last year’s Grand Galloping Gala,” Fancy Pants said, smirking at the memory.
“My, I wish I’d been there to see that.”
“Turned out she was actually the Royal Librarian. I think that took everypony by surprise. I certainly didn’t know there was a dragon living in the castle, at any rate. Are you going, this year?” he asked, making a gesture with his glass.
“They’re sending out the invitations already?”
“Well no, but as far as I’m concerned it’s pretty much a done thing. I think at least one of the family’s attended the Gala for every year since they began.”
“Ah. Well, if you find yourself with a plus one...” she replied, leaving the question unsaid.
“You would be the first mare to mind, Fleur. Actually, on a similar note, I was invited to the opening of the new Ponet exhibition next week. I don’t suppose...” he trailed off, looking at her hopefully.
“I’ll come and keep you awake, mon cher.”
He smiled and finished the rest of his glass, then fell silent for a moment. Fleur cocked her head to the side and looked at him inquisitively. He looked back at her and chuckled to himself.
“What?” she said, smiling.
“Here I am, dancing around the subject... Fleur, would y-”
“If the guests would please make their way inside for the beginning of the tour!”
“... Maybe later,” he said, rolling his eyes, and got up from his seat. Fleur reached across and placed a hoof on his back.
“Would I what, Barding?”
Touché. He’d missed a parry, and she’d struck him a blow. He paused, and held her gaze for a moment.
“You haven’t called me that in years,” he smiled.
“Well..." she chuckled in response, looking up at him. "... I always preferred it to ‘Fancy Pants’.”
“Honestly,” he said, taking her by the hoof and helping her up. “So did I.”
“In the next display are some striking examples of stone and metalwork from the Neopony Period, recovered from the site at Skara Bray. They show remarkable early use of advanced artistry in this far period of history, and seem to indicate an affinity for natural themes and objects...”
The Professor droned on, explaining each artifact and display in minute detail. Whilst some of the pieces in the exhibition were decidedly beautiful in their craftsponyship and had incredible history behind them, the Professor had a way of distilling all that raw wonder into hours and hours of mind-numbing monologue.
To make matters worse, Fleur found herself with a pony she definitely would have rather kept at several leg’s length.
“... and well, Auntie was furious, of course, but she just doesn’t have a sense of humour.”
“Yes. Your highness,” she managed, now struggling to keep the smile plastered on her face. She wasn’t sure which she found the worse ordeal, Blueblood’s banal trite or the Professor’s unabridged lectures.
To top it off, Fancy Pants had been ‘dismissed’ by the Prince and was currently milling around the jewellery displays, making small talk with various celebrities and aristocrats. Stealing a quick glance, Fleur saw that he had slipped back into that calm, collected demeanour he was so well known for. She knew that this merely meant he was bored to tears.
“So anyway, that’s why I’m stuck here hosting this bore of an evening. What’s your excuse?” the Prince continued, oblivious to all but himself.
“Oh... well, I am quite the lover of the arts, your highness. I was happy to attend when I received the invitation,” Fleur replied, with a smile that could melt stallion’s hearts at thirty paces. A conversation with Blueblood wasn’t a bout. It was a walk-over.
“How anyone could be interested in all this... junk is beyond even my considerable intellect,” he replied, in a feeble attempt to parry.
“But sir!” she replied, feigning shock and surprise at such a response. “Some of these items are older than the monarchy itself! Surely you must find some interest in them?”
Blueblood took this as his cue, and puffed up his chest in what he believed was a ‘macho’ posture.
“I am a stallion of progress, my good lady. We don’t need to waste time on all this 'digging up the past' when there’s new borders of technology and industry to explore!”
“Oh? Pray tell, sir.”
“You are, no doubt, aware of the recent advances in our steam technology? Our trains can now go faster than even our quickest athletes!” He continued, in a condescending tone such as one would use when talking to a little filly.
“Ah yes, the innovation of superheating the steam as it leaves the boiler was quite a remarkable concept. Such a simple thought really, the addition of a minor enchantment, but such an improvement on the old model!” Fleur replied, cutting Blueblood off. The prince stared at her, mouth slightly agape.
“I, uh, yes. Exactly,” he said, struggling to recover. He wasn’t used to talking to intelligent mares, usually he was just surrounded by the air-headed and vapid ponies that made up the sad majority of the Canterlot elite. Often the mere mention of the steam engine was enough to make mares look up at him in silent admiration, without having to back up his claimed knowledge. Despite his boasts, he didn’t actually keep up with the research or fully understand the science.
“And to think that soon we could even apply the technology to our airships, and have steam-driven flight! The endless possibilities are quite exciting, wouldn’t you agree? But of course, your highness is a ‘stallion of progress’, and I am a mere lover of the arts,” Fleur continued, batting her eyes at the now entirely stranded prince.
“I... Uh...”
“The implications in the cloud-making industry alone are staggering. To think we could further automate the work of dozens of pegasi with a single machine to produce clouds of uniform density and consistency-”
“Yes. Quite. I think I’ll get another drink,” Blueblood interrupted, walking away, head held high as he tried to keep his dignity intact. Fleur tried her hardest to look disappointed as he left.
Now free of the Prince, she took the time to look around the exhibition, half-listening to the continuing drone of the Professor’s voice as he expounded on the rich and storied history of the Border Blanket, proudly displayed in a case at the far corner of the room.
She was just passing a particularly stunning pair of silver and amethyst necklaces when she was joined by Fancy Pants, having managed to shake off his own little crowd.
“Not bad, eh? Those ponies certainly had an eye for detail,” he opened, adjusting his monocle to better observe a particularly ornate earring.
“Oh, I think yours compare favourably enough, Barding,” Fleur replied.
“You flatter me, my dear, I am but a child playing with his father’s tools in comparison to these. I see you managed to successfully rid yourself of the Prince,” he said.
“No easy task, I assure you. Fortunately he left me an opening.”
“Fatal mistake.”
“And you?” she asked, indicating the group of nobleponies who had just been talking to him.
“Oh, I excused myself. Said I had to go talk to the Ambassador of Zebrica or something or other. It worked, at any rate.”
“And they believed that? There’s not a single zebra here, Barding.”
“You’d be surprised at what they’ll believe, depending on who’s saying it...” he replied, glancing over at them with a hint of disdain. She smirked, and they spent a few more minutes going around the room, examining the works of the past.
Shortly, the Professor had managed to exhaust his repertoire of trivia. Raising his voice for attention, he announced:
“And now, fillies and gentlecolts, I would like to invite you back to the balcony for our piece to round-off the evening! The Prince has leant us his personal airship, the Windfish, as a platform for our fireworks display!”
This was it. Fancy Pants had left to fetch drinks for them both, and everypony else was distracted by the fireworks. This was the moment to act. If she didn’t make her move now, she wouldn’t get another shot.
Slipping away from the balcony, Fleur quickly and lightly trotted back into the ballroom. Nodding politely to a passing couple, she sped up the stairs and along the corridors, going fast enough to be practical, but not enough that she looked suspiciously in a hurry.
Mentally re-tracing her steps, she rounded a corner and passed a set of double doors, entering the biggest of the display areas. There, in the centre of the room, was her prize.
She glanced around. No guards, they’d taken the opportunity to help themselves to what was left of the food. Perfect.
She floated out a compact from the recesses of her gown, pausing momentarily to check her reflection, and blew a pinch of rouge into the air before her.
A tell-tale glint gave away the presence of a detection matrix, a spell specifically designed with security in mind. If anypony crossed the invisible beams of magic energy, the system would trip and an alarm would sound.
She sighed, scanning the room for the numerous gems that she knew made up the lattice on which the spell was based. Swiftly identifying them and marking their locations, she traced back towards...
There. The keystone, the enchanted gem that made up the entire system, was well hidden in the centre of the chandelier above.
Slowly, carefully, Fleur enveloped it in her magic. A light turn shifted the gem's position, so that the invisible beams of magic were now refracted through the hundreds of dangling glass prisms, effectively disabling the system without setting it off. The component gems faded immediately, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
Now she approached the glass case, atop its marble pedestal, resplendent as the hall’s centrepiece. Behind half an inch of plate glass was a plush velvet cushion, on which rested...
The Heart of Canterlot.
She recalled the Professor’s tour: legend had it that the city of Canterlot had been founded after the renowned wizard Starswirl the Bearded becalmed two warring dragons living on the mountain, a white one in the cloud-covered peaks, and a rust-red one dwelling in the caverns beneath. As a testament to their truce, they had both taken a prize gemstone from their hoards, and through the combined force of their flames forged them into this single, magnificent diamond, the Heart of Canterlot.
Even now, as it sat on its cushion, Fleur could see the dragon’s flames swirling within their diamond prison, chasing the latent sparks of Starswirl’s powerful magic. The Heart of Canterlot was a symbol of Equestria, an artifact of an ancient time.
It was also within hoof’s reach.
Fleur had been planning this for months. Getting an invitation to the exhibition opening was the easy part. She had made more than enough of the ‘right’ connections during her social career to net her an invitation weeks before the function was formally announced. Researching the venue, the security, and the evening’s program without arousing suspicion, that had taken the majority of the effort. But now all those preparations were about to pay off.
She studied the pedestal critically, looking for any give-away signs of traps or wires. She was surprised to find none, and proceeded to cast a simple scrying spell to see through the marble at any hidden inner workings, but it seemed the pedestal was just a pedestal.
Smirking to herself, she wrapped the glass case in her magic and gently lifted it up, placing it on the plush carpet beside her.
One last hurdle: the cushion. While the pedestal hadn’t contained any traps, that was no reason to believe she was home and dry. That was the sort of mistake other ponies made. She examined it from every angle, finding nothing. Not satisfied, she scryed again, trying to detect any spells that may have been cast over the cushion and gemstone. This was no easy task, as the diamond itself was a powerful source of magic, drowning out any other signals she may be able to read.
Only a faint flicker in the waves of magic being shed from the diamond gave away the presence of another spell. Fortunately, it was one she recognized from her days at the School for Gifted Unicorns: the Keep-Away spell. If the weight of the diamond shifted, then the cushion and anything within a set radius would automatically teleport to an unknown location as a safety mechanism. It had been developed for just such occasions as this.
She thanked the stars that she had always been good at counter spells.
Focusing briefly to detect the component parts of the spell, she effortlessly dispelled it with a flash of her horn.
Now all that was left was to take the diamond, and...
“I say, I do hope you don’t plan on going anywhere with that.”
She spun around to see a tall, white-coated, blue-maned unicorn stallion leaning against the door frame, adjusting his monocle and levitating two flutes of champagne.
“Barding,” she said, voice level, as one peer to another.
“The same, my dear Fleur-de-Lis,” he replied, his voice curiously absent of any hint of disappointment or disapproval, and instead just... curious.
“I...” she began, stuttering, “... would you believe it’s not what it looks like?”
He smirked, shaking his head.
“I didn’t think so,” the pink-maned mare replied, sighing. “I don’t suppose there’s any way I can persuade you to ignore all this?”
“Fleur, really, we’ve known each other for years,” he said, smiling. “And while I’m not exactly sure of what you plan to do with one of our nation’s priceless treasures, I know you well enough to be assured that no ill will come of it.”
Fleur felt the blade of her response flung from her grip. She stammered a moment, unsure of what to say. “I...”
Fancy Pants held up a hoof, and floated out a little black box from his jacket. It drifted across to Fleur-de-Lis, and opened to reveal an exceptionally well-wrought diamond ring.
“But... I can think of one thing,” he said, still smiling. “I was thwarted in my attempt earlier, on the balcony, and while this may not be the ‘perfect moment’... Well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.”
She blinked, looking back and forth between him and the ring. Touché, a stab to the heart. Bout conceded to Fancy Pants.
“This was... unexpected,” she managed to utter, at last.
“I thought I was making it painfully obvious, this evening,” he replied.
Fleur paused a moment longer, letting it sink in. “I... I suppose you were.” She glanced over her shoulder at the diamond sitting, exposed, behind her. “I... I’m sorry, Barding, but... I’m afraid you have a rival for my affections.”
“Oh?” the stallion intoned, quirking an eyebrow.
Fleur-de-Lis smirked, and quickly lifted the Heart of Canterlot from its cushion. The match had resumed, and she had struck him a feint.
“I expect it will be a short affair...” she replied, smiling at the stunned and disarmed Fancy Pants, his monocle having fallen, and dangling uselessly on the end of its string. “... he’s a good looker, but not much of a conversationalist. And after all, you know how much I enjoy our little bouts.”
Her horn lit up as she began a teleportation spell. Fancy Pants, recovering quickly, rushed forward. She held up her hoof to stop him. “I’ll be seriously considering your offer, mon cher Coupiere.”
And, blowing him a kiss, she vanished.
Fancy Pants just stood there a moment, not sure what to do. He absent-mindedly picked up and cleaned his monocle, and turned to leave.
He caught something out of the corner of his eye which made him look again.
The little black box was sitting there, on the floor.
Empty.
He stared at it for a moment, and broke into a slow, broad grin, taking the box and putting it back in his pocket.
“I did say I loathed Yes-Mares...”
As the next day dawned and Celestia’s morning sunlight washed over the cliffs and crags of Canterlot Mountain, the Professor for Antiquities paced back and forth nervously, slowly beginning to wear a hole in the already threadbare carpet.
“The exhibition opens this morning! And without the centrepiece... Oh, who could have stolen it? A priceless artifact! Gone! Part of some madpony’s private collection by now!”
The Curator of the Royal Canterlot City Museum was standing by the door, equally as exasperated, but trying to put on a brave face for his colleague.
“Perhaps...” he began, struggling to come up with some hypothetical, yet believable, reason for the Heart of Canterlot’s absence. The Professor shot him a dirty glare and he gave up, sighing heavily.
“It’s a disaster, Bridle! An absolute disaster!” the Professor spat back at the Curator, emphasising with wild sweeps of his hooves. “Bypassed all our security, made a mockery of our attempts...”
“... You don’t think it was Black Reins, do you?” the Curator suggested.
“Black? No, not his style. He may be our rival, but he’d never stoop to theft from the museum itself. Out in the field, well, all bets are off, but once you’re safely across the threshold...”
The Professor’s pacing was interrupted by a sudden knock on the door.
“Enter,” he said, wearily. The door swung open to reveal one of the exhibition guards.
“Sir! Sir, it’s- It’s hexed, sir!” the guard gibbered.
The Curator and the Professor looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
“Hexed, man? What are you babbling about?”
“The Heart, sir!”
Their ears pricked and stood up to attention.
“What about it?”
“It’s back sir, in its case! I was doing my morning check like you told me to, sir, and I passed the case and it's back! There was this note with it, an- and a flower!” he stammered, producing a carefully folded note, written on scented paper, accompanied by a magnificent specimen of a white lily.
The Professor, with the Curator and the guard peering over his shoulders, adjusted his spectacles and read aloud:
“ ‘Gentlecolts,
Here is the Heart of Canterlot, safe and sound. A simple scrying spell will prove its identity, should you doubt that it is the genuine article. I would so hate for your fine exhibition to go ahead without its decidedly fabulous centrepiece, and I must compliment you on a delightful evening.
Respectfully yours,
Fleurdeliser.’ “
This was a pleasure to read. That episode was amazing and the team should feel amazing, and so far everything that has come of it is amazing.
To say I thoroughly enjoyed this would be an understatement. Brilliantly written, brilliant concept, and how on earth did you manage to do it so quickly after the airing of the episode? Brilliant little short story, and very much well worth the read.
Five stars.
Simply amazing. Honestly if i'd read that without the replaced words like "everypony," I would of thought it came from a book!
Whoa, really good, reminds me of a lot of novels, and i love how the ending let's you piece everything together
Yay more Fanfics for Fleur! Excellent read my dear!
Need more Fluer DeLis. If anything, she may be the new Luna.
Awesome little story, here. Nice twists and turns with Fancy and Fleur.
This was incredible. I stomp my hoof in admiration. Well played, indeed.
very nice I herby requisition more to be delivered at a constant allowance of one chapter a week
I honestly thought this was where the episode was leading, until I realized Rarity already knew of Fancy-Pants.
Ah, the thrill of the chase. No trinket, treasure, or worldly possession can ever equal the experience of obtaining it. And then putting it back
and for you Miyajima. May your version of Fleur rise to dominance.
So wait... she's a ponified Carmen Sandiago?
I heartily approve.
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OH MEE GEEEEEE
WAY TOO GOOD FOR WORDS!
THIS MUST BE FEATURED!
We finally have a fic with the BG pony I named. :3! Great stuff here!
Lovely story! I honestly didn't see the twist coming, but even before then, it was a really lovely depiction of the relationship between Fleur and Fancy Pants. I love your depiction of both characters. I can see why Fancy Pants likes her so much.
EDIT 7/12: Minor touch-ups to grammar and punctuation in response to reviews.
Thank you all for reading, I had quite a lot of fun writing this piece!
I am very impressed. A short, easy and fun to read story with good plot twists and humorously high class character dialogue. Certainly deserves 5 stars
Skara Bray...
I applaud you, sir! A most brilliant play on words, I must say! It appears you know your Celtic history.
Have you actually seen Skara Brae?
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Sadly not 'in the flesh', but I'd quite like to.
-Let's see... many names, skilled in high-society, generally poor skills at magic hide at least reasonable level of competency at counter-spells. Sounds like she might moonlight as a high-end undercover body-guard/chaste escort if Equestria needs any such. Or perhaps MIND-guard if using mind-influencing to nudge the reluctant into business deals is a concern. Yes, that sounds more likely in Equestria given that Twilight has used such things at least once (Want-it Need-it) and probably twice(Parasprites, although that may have ALSO included altering their physiology). This is half guess, half suggestion.
Some of these items are older than the monarchy itself!
-Diarchy(Duoarchy?) or Discordian time-frame?
And to think that soon we could even apply the technology to our airships, and have steam-driven flight!
-Steam driven propellers on a hot-air or hydrogen/helium zeppelin? Of course, just straight out using a steam ROCKET might save weight and not lose THAT much efficiency. I was going to limit it to hydrogen, but presumably Pinkie Pie uses helium in her balloons (although she could be using hydrogen if she doesn't mind them deflating faster or the flammability). Sorry if this is too much... I am a mechanical engineer by education and I tend to like a lot of details.
The Prince has leant us his personal airship, the Windfish, as a platform for our fireworks display!
-One can only hope the pyrotechnicians are both competent and able to resist direct orders that are unwise... (Helium also helps...)
This was the moment to act. If she didn’t make her move now, she wouldn’t get another shot.
-Ah, I suppose that magical alarms are ALSO something that could be counter-spelled...
“And while I’m not exactly sure of what you plan to do with one of our nation’s priceless treasures, I know you well enough to be assured that no ill will come of it.”
-Agent of the Crown then is she? Checking security, or discretely arranging a more appropriate location for the artifact (which might have some power of significance to national security)? Or does he simply mean that he knows she wouldn't DAMAGE it in the theft and that it would be ransomed back (perhaps turned in for an anonymous "no questions asked" reward)?
Her horn lit up as she began a teleportation spell.
-I thought she flunked that class? Or maybe she just never got that far? Magical ability DOES tend to follow the Cutie-mark (although how three trefoils symbolizes theft I don't know... then again, such marks WOULD tend to be highly ambiguous in many cases...) and the courses of study at the university might follow fairly linear progressions (designed for unicorns whose talent IS magic).
-Ah, so just in it for the entertainment value then? Or is she employed by the Crown to keep people on their hoof-tips? Not that there is much difference necessarily in the basic motivations, the second simply removes the last naggings of conscience.
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Fleur-de-Lis is Fleur-de-Lis. I do have a sequel planned (actually, this was originally the introduction to that story, then it spiralled out of control), so a lot of this will be explored and explained later.
The monarchy comment I admit was an off-hand line that I didn't put much extra thought into, though given that this story is set before the show, she may be referring to the period of Celestia's sole rule as 'the monarchy' (making the items on display > 1000 years old).
Steam-powered airships... Well, I'm sure they'd think of some way of making it perfectly safe! And with fireworks, a unicorn could, presumably, actually control the flight of a rocket (if they even have to use them, Trixie and Rarity have shown that unicorn magic itself can produce quite dazzling displays), so rockets hitting the balloon shouldn't be a concern.
Her motivations will, likewise, be explored in greater depth at a later date. And yes, although she flunked nearly everything in the School for Gifted Unicorns, that doesn't mean she never learned.
A simply amazing read. I applaud you, good sir!
What an awesome read! I love it!
did i read sequel ?
oh boy, i can't wait this is some great writing
keep it up
Very well done. :D
Sh- She's a thief?
... Quaint.
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As would I! I plan to visit the British Isles and see what my Celtic ancestors left behind. I myself am of Irish descent, but England was still Celtic, and I feel kinship with all native to the isles.
55630 See, that's what I was thinking too. That she was doing it on a more "Up your security boys, if I can get in, so can anyone else with more motivation to keep it." Also, perhaps this firework's display or another is why we see Rarity launch a new one in this most recent episode.
That was a very enjoyable read. I struggled if I wanted to read it or not, considering her seemingly shallow appearance in the show, but I'm really glad I gave this a chance.
Totally not what I expected, bravo.
I really enjoyed this piece. I kinda wish Fleur is in the show a bit more, and revealed to have a similar personality I liked it so much.
Dont get why she returned it, but this was nice
Absolutely beautiful! I loved this; shall be watching you carefully~!
I was not expecting this. I saw the feature and dove into the story without reading the description (not something I normally do), So it was quite shocking when she slipped away from the crowd to make off with the Heart of Canterlot. This was a wonderful short story. It leaves me wanting more.
Ordinarily, I would include a healthy balance of praise and constructive criticism in one of my typically eloquent critiques. Unfortunately, not only has my silver tongue been turned to clay by the subtle wit prevalent throughout this piece, there is nothing I could say that wouldn't be echoing several of the comments. I admit, I was a tad thrown off by the portrayal of Fleur as a cat(pony?) burglar, but in a bizarre way, it actually makes sense.
And now for my rating. This story deserves no less than a well-deserved (and might I say quite rare) five stars. I hope to see more in the future, although by no means rush yourself on my account. I'm just a faithful reader, after all.
An enjoyable read, I can not wait to see more!
This was an excellent story.
However, your dialogue punctuation is all wrong.
Do it like this:
"I "
FIMfic ate my last post. Have some links instead.
http://www.be-a-better-writer.com/punctuate-dialogue.html
http://www.theeditorsblog.net/2010/12/08/punctuation-in-dialogue/
Did not expect her to be a master jewel thief. I suppose next you'll be telling me that she is also a government spy...
Aside from a spelling and grammar mistake or two (I don't feel like digging them out, but they were minor), the mechanics were fine. The conversation between Fleur and Fancy Pants on the balcony seemed very trite. You didn't need to say they laughed every other sentence. That got a little annoying to read.
I honestly didn't see how Fleur's conversation with the Prince was that different from her conversation with Fancy. You could have played up the Prince's pompousness more, but I think you did a good job with him. In fact, I think you did a good job of characterization in general for this. From the portrayal of Equestria's high society, to the professor, you established the background well, and made this cool to read. I also think you handled the "old-friend" relationship between Fancy and Fleur especially well, too.
One last bit of advice: When writing dialogue, if you put a thought in between a dialogue action by saying who's speaking, or describing an action taken while speaking, you need to put a comma before the end quotation mark. For example: "I gave him a grammar tip," he said, "and I hope he retains the knowledge."
The way you used it was like this: "I showed him the error" he said "and I hope he learns from it."
Not a really bad thing, but if you want to write a novel someday, it's important to know. And I do hope you write a novel someday, because I would certainly buy it.
Thanks for the good read, and I look forward to your next story.
Gahh, I was reading the comments hoping for someone to explain the story but I guess it seems like I'm the only one who doesn,t understand the ending. great read nonetheless, I just don't understand the open ended conclusion
Bronies: we now have an official spy pony. CONGRATS! the trickery and heists of Fleurdelis have just begun!
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I'm afraid you'll have to point it out, I really can't see where I've gone wrong there.
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Same as above, on punctuation. The conversation on the balcony originally had less of "he said"/"she said", but one feedback I got was that they found it difficult to keep track of who was saying what, so I went back and added that in. Mentally I tend to filter out any "he said"/"she said" bits tacked onto the end of dialogue when I'm reading, so perhaps I just didn't notice it myself when I went through.
That aside, I find it mildly disappointing that the only two critical comments come from anonymous commenters. I'm a nice guy, did you think I'd explode in rage that you'd found a typo?
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I just like calling myself the Dialogue Avenger, and couldn't be bothered to make an account to do so. Also I can't log in from this phone...
Anyway, fixes!
“Barding.” she said, voice level, as one peer to
another.
SHOULD BE
“Barding,” she said, voice level, as one peer to
another.
Dialogue preceding a variant on "said x"/"x said" must never end in a period. Commas are good, as are exclamation marks and questions marks. "said x" must never be capitalised, not even when you're using a question/exclamation mark.
Apply those rules to all your dialogue and you should be fine.
Also, I've just noticed that you double-space after periods. That's really old-fashioned. Please stop.
http://www.slate.com/id/2281146/
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Ah, I see. I think in this case I'll just agree to disagree. As much as I'm a stickler for grammar myself, if the sentence is complete (such as in the simple statement-yet-fragment "Barding."), then I just feel it's more aesthetically pleasing to see a full stop instead of a comma. I do get your point, however. As for double-spacing after a sentence... Old habits die hard, and again, I prefer the look of it. You can also blame my secondary school teacher beating that into me.
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Having said all that, I'll keep an eye on it. To explain my logic on these matters, personally I will always rigidly hold to some grammar rules (proper capitalization, proper use of major punctuation; the full stop, comma, exclamation mark, question mark, quotations, speech, parentheses, etc.), but view others as a bit more... give-and-take.
For example, the review of this story from the EqD pre-readers cited my abundant use of ellipses as a reason for its initial rejection, under the (older) grammatical rules that an ellipsis should only indicate a trailing into silence, or the omission of text or an idea. However, a common modern-day use for the ellipsis is the 'pregnant pause', also known as the 'comic book ellipsis', where it indicates a longer pause than a simple comma, or a pause with intent to speak. I'm quite fond of this usage, I'll admit, since (at least to me) it helps me read the 'flow' of conversation better.
The dividing line for me is basically how it looks. If I prefer the look of one way over another, I'll use that, but if, in another place, the older rule 'works' better, I'll use it. We should never be tempted to say "this is how it works, end of conversation", as the language is a living, evolving thing.
What's important is being clearly understood, not necessarily being 'right'.
... Unless your publisher refuses to print you because of that, of course, but then paycheck trumps principles.
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You are tearing me apart. I do not mind your ellipses use (it makes sense), but dayum, those periods in dialogue... oh wow... *twitch*
Language is alive, sure, but I really think that you need to have very good reasons for breaking from convention if you're going to do so. I believe in learning rules and understanding them fully before I smash them to pieces, and only doing so if it is unavoidable.
Periods at the end of dialogue break the flow, in my opinion. They sever the link between the dialogue and the said-tag, leaving the latter to drift away helplessly.
If you really like them so much, do this.
"Barding," she said. "Blah blah blah."
Or this:
"Barding," she said, "blah blah blah."
(depending on whether the two halves should form a single sentence or not)
(obviously not when characters shouldn't say anything more than their first bit of dialogue)
Double-spacing really only makes text look better if it's in Courier or typed up on a mechanical typewriter. As the article I linked to said, it disrupts flow and leaves your text full of holes. Also, your typing fingers will thank you for breaking that habit.
You like the flow of dialogue? I like the flow of all writing. That's why I uphold these rules.
But hey, whatever you wanna do, man. I'll just copy-paste your stuff into a Word document and do a find-and-replace or something.
Oh, I'm not shy, I just don't feel like creating an account to post. :P
Basically what Dialogue Avenger said. It's your choice, but the convention is to stay up to date on grammar rules, and stick with them. Are conventional grammar rules important for a fanfic on a website? Not really. It would just barely make the story a tad more enjoyable to read if you'd done things the right way, and only because I wouldn't have my reading interrupted by little mistakes. So do what you feel like, but make sure you have a good reason for breaking from convention.
As for the spelling mistakes, they were very minor, and most readers probably wouldn’t notice them.
- “I say, do you remember the sensation you caused that year when you turned up the derby without a hat?” he began, after a moment’s recollection. -
I assume you meant to say turned UP to the derby.
- “They treat me like I’m some sort of... well. Some sort of princess, honestly.” -
This one’s pretty subjective too, but a grammar nazi would point out that there should be a comma after the well instead of a period.
- Yes-Mares -
Idioms and expressions aren’t proper nouns, so it doesn’t make sense to capitalize them. This is fiction, though, so you can get away with saying “Yes-Mares are a widely recognized type of pony in Equestria, so their name ought to be capitalized.”
Like I said, very minor mistakes that you don’t need to be bothered changing, but reviewing through the eyes of a grammar nazi can only help. I’m sure there’s a few more minor hiccups like the ones above, but I’d be here all day if I picked out each one, and none of them would make your story more than 20% cooler anyhow. :P
Ah, here I am criticizing your story, and I didn't even proofread my own post.
I meant so say that you didn't add in a 'to' when Fancy Pants said "when you turned up the derby"
I also meant to say that fixing those minor mistakes wouldn't make the story any more than 20% cooler.
Terribly sorry, mate.
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S'alright, admittedly that error slipped past me despite re-reading at least five times by now.
Excellent story. Loved it. But will somepony explain to me what was happening at the end..?