Sometimes problems cannot be solved through conventional means. Sometimes two people with a problem must think outside of the box. Sometimes thinking outside of the box means having sex with a person that you don't very much care for. Many times.
Rarity, you shouldn't use something that comes up in your speech every five seconds as a safeword. Yeah, okay, you didn't pick 'darling', but this is probably the second worst choice. Shouldn't you know better, since you're the one suggesting this safeword business in the first place?
Rarity’s tail flicked side to side, fanning up a sweet, musky scent. His cock throbbed as he gave the mare a look that would curdle milk. She responded with a sickeningly sweet smile, spreading her legs back legs nice and wide, revealing a pair of small little teats and a pristine, wet marehood.
Atticus grabbed her by the face and pulled her into a such a forceful kiss he was surprised that he didn’t knock own teeth out. “I’d rather not be the thousand and first guy to fuck you on that bed, cunt,” he said, just as Rarity pulled down his boxers, revealing his throbbing manhood.
“I believe that you’re mistaking me for your mother, dear,” she said, eyeing his cock.
Atticus is fucked. Both figuratively, and literally
Oh fucking hell XD
I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWILIGHT TO SEE THIS
This... this is fantastic.
Cutie Mark Cockblockers Yay!
This is some high quality hate-fucking.
This is the most epic of hate fucks!
I knew it. It gets better and better. Both are giving each other mean punches and I LOVE IT!
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Take my like you glorious asshole.
This is hate-fucking raised to an art form. Bravo!
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Also, I think this story deserves a Comedy tag.
Rarity, you shouldn't use something that comes up in your speech every five seconds as a safeword. Yeah, okay, you didn't pick 'darling', but this is probably the second worst choice. Shouldn't you know better, since you're the one suggesting this safeword business in the first place?
Welp, he DID ask those kids after all.
'Oh I'll show you letting some bugs in'
*drops hornet nest in living room*
That legs doesn't belong there
I gotta admit Rarity... that was a good comeback.
The pointy detail on Rarity's forehead would probably disagree.
*reads to the end*
I'm not sure if I like or hate being right. ;]