Spike planned to be an archaeologist, not a xenobiologist. An ancient dig changes things, and he's in for the ride of his life...in more ways than one.
9594173 Was also surprised that she offered to be one of his mares, when what seems to be the entire female population of Ponyville is practically making the moves on him the moment they lay their eyes on him. Pretty typical harem protagonist...
"Ooh! I KNEW I felt something!" A gleeful voice squealed, less than three feet from them. Both Spike and Fluttershy nearly cricked their necks facing a pink alicorn, wearing nothing but white lace thigh-highs, bridal gauntlets, and a grey wool scarf. She was also looking at them both with a wide grin.
9594732 I do. I’m not crazy, and I don’t need mental help. I just get the need, like an itch, to say something, anything when I’m bored. I can spend hours telling myself made-up stories about MLP, Naruto, One Piece, Johnny Test, and Supernatural.
9606433 Because he's a gentleman with not much experience? And he's only been about 3-4 days in an alien world were clothing is optional and the gender ratio is lopsided as hell?
Daaaaaaammnn!!! Did not see that coming at the end!!!
It's ALIVE *play robot Chicken theme song*
One Candace you could of waited and second for Spoiled Spike need to carry garlic around with him everywhere
Yes! Update!
Exactly what I thought. She felt the romantic disturbance all the way to the Crystal Empire? That's some serious sensing ability.
Is outright told by the shyest, most demure girl in the region that he can masturbate to her if he wants and she'll be happy to help
Still tries to hide his boner
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Was also surprised that she offered to be one of his mares, when what seems to be the entire female population of Ponyville is practically making the moves on him the moment they lay their eyes on him. Pretty typical harem protagonist...
I expect someone to yell ‘get out’
Blue-balled by the princess of love. There's some irony for ya.
holy shit its been a long time since i saw this one pop up but damn its a short one....
Short, but oh so satisfying!
All aboard! Next stop, Pink Booty Heart Princess!
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the voices that talk back to us take exception to that.
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I do. I’m not crazy, and I don’t need mental help. I just get the need, like an itch, to say something, anything when I’m bored. I can spend hours telling myself made-up stories about MLP, Naruto, One Piece, Johnny Test, and Supernatural.
I wonder if he'll ever tell the girls about that cousin who got his ass kicked by two girls
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I'm really enjoying the premise of the story but is their a reason why Spike acts like he's 12 when it comes to sex and women.
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Because he's a gentleman with not much experience? And he's only been about 3-4 days in an alien world were clothing is optional and the gender ratio is lopsided as hell?
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Fair enough I guess. Will their be any griffin character introduced or any of the other races?
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well, there'll be a couple, not sure about griffs though.
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I think a griff in the hurd would be interesting dynamic
....... Gross. Old Granny titties
Oh just when it was getting to the good part.