“No one ever swears on her. I feel like she gets left out.”
Brilliant! I like it.
Also, as weird as this story has already been, that is a weird direction to take things... Your characterization is amazing though, and if for nothing else, I would stick around just for the interactions.
And the door didn’t catch fire, or explode, or go flying through a wall or anything.
Ah, the wonders of extremely low expectations.
Under normal circumstances, Tempest might have taken this as a challenge. This time, however, she just cocked her head (for the second time that day) and said, “You need balls to cum?”
Rainbow whistled. “Wow. Your sex-ed sucked.”
No kidding. Where did she go to school, in the U.S.?
This chapter raises an interesting question: namely, does Tempest want her magic back badly enough that she's willing to spend the rest of her days with a literal and fully functional penis sprouting from her forehead?
I'm sorry, but it's very hard for me to imagine that Tempest would be enthusiastic about getting a hoofjob right after Rainbow cut into her deaddick. I can't imagine how much that would sting.
Wait, I'm confused. So did that melted dildo somehow become a part if her body now? Because if so, it makes absolutely no sense. It's plastic, Proteins or cells. It's impossible, even with magic to somehow change the molecular structure of plastic which, not only completely rewrites the structure of thr plastic or even its composition but, to form DNA compatible to that pony.
The only reason I see is that the horn is, for some odd reason, growing again through the plastic, and Rainbow Dash just so happened to cut into it. If it isn't that the I don't know what it. Well, it's either that or I'm just over analysing this.
“The point is,” Rainbow Dash said, as they rounded a corner and entered the wide courtyard, “don’t expect us to be besties anytime soon.” “Good. You’re grating, I don’t like you, and I think you’ll be superfluous to this mission.” Rainbow raised her eyebrows. “Wow, that’s blunt.” “I’m known for being blunt.”
You need testes to father a child, but a eunuch—while tending to have a relatively low sex drive—is quite capable of orgasm and ejaculation. The bulk of semen is produced by the prostate and Cowper's glands. Of course, dear Fizzlepop is quite lacking of those as well, but...
The bits with the kids were brilliant.
I expect my royalty check tomorrow.
Brilliant! I like it.
Also, as weird as this story has already been, that is a weird direction to take things... Your characterization is amazing though, and if for nothing else, I would stick around just for the interactions.
This chapter is oh so quotable. But undoubtedly, the what the heck prize goes to
While giving a hoof/horn job... And servicing herself.
And hey, Tempest is NOT lying when she says it's a prothesis, after all!
If only Tempest Shadow knows about Flurry Heart.
I'll be honest.
I did not see that coming.
Well this is .... getting stranger.....
Ah, the wonders of extremely low expectations.
No kidding. Where did she go to school, in the U.S.?
This chapter raises an interesting question: namely, does Tempest want her magic back badly enough that she's willing to spend the rest of her days with a literal and fully functional penis sprouting from her forehead?
I'm sorry, but it's very hard for me to imagine that Tempest would be enthusiastic about getting a hoofjob right after Rainbow cut into her deaddick. I can't imagine how much that would sting.
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I write fics, not royalties. Thanks for the input, though!
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You know, it's quite possible! I guess you'll have to read and find out.
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Good point. But eh, it wasn't a deep cut. And Tempest is no stranger to horn pain, after all.
Wait, I'm confused. So did that melted dildo somehow become a part if her body now? Because if so, it makes absolutely no sense. It's plastic, Proteins or cells. It's impossible, even with magic to somehow change the molecular structure of plastic which, not only completely rewrites the structure of thr plastic or even its composition but, to form DNA compatible to that pony.
The only reason I see is that the horn is, for some odd reason, growing again through the plastic, and Rainbow Dash just so happened to cut into it. If it isn't that the I don't know what it. Well, it's either that or I'm just over analysing this.
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You're absolutely right. However, this is what you're absolutely right about:
Tempest has a penis for a horn. There might be some pseudo-logical underpinnings, but for the most part? Just roll with it, bro.
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Neither did they.
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I mean, they did. Dash let out a very inappropriate swear as she watched it. :P
Emily blunt
You need testes to father a child, but a eunuch—while tending to have a relatively low sex drive—is quite capable of orgasm and ejaculation. The bulk of semen is produced by the prostate and Cowper's glands. Of course, dear Fizzlepop is quite lacking of those as well, but...
This is just full of surprises.
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Maybe the horn dick has super special regen powers like Wolverine n stuff :B
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Thank you, Dark Souls
Sick burn.