SEQUEL please i LOVE wrestling please make this this happen

Now that was a plot twist I never saw coming. I like it.

Cumming cerebrospinal fluid? Holy damn, THAT is a mindfuck

Rainbow's not!confession was just too cute

This so needs a sequel about their lives in the pro wrestling circuit. And their marriage. I so want to know how would they do it with a party and guests without ever saying it

I can't believe someone actually turned a dildo cum prosthetic horn joke into a serious, feel-good story about recovery and happiness, and without making it a sex-crazed romp... What. The. [Language, mister!]

I legitimately don't know how to feel about this. Like, I want to share it, because it's both very good and still straight up a crack-fic. But it's also more vulgar (lewd? indecent?) than some will tolerate.

This weird dichotomy is what really makes it stand out!

There was a lot I liked about Tempest’s characterization in this wacky story.

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Yeah, thanks! It was a fun balance, because on the one hand it's not really about Tempest having a dick on her head, it's about recovery and feeling aimless and all sorts of stuff... but on the other hand it is absolutely about Tempest having a dick on her head. And if you still wanna share it after that, I'm not gonna object!

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Great! What were some of the things you liked?

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Ah, whoops! My bad. It's been a while since my sex ed classes, it seems.

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Well for starters, I like how her life as a soldier seems to have left her with difficulty communicating with others in regular circumstances (or maybe she is just blunt).

I like that she shows a degree of respect for Equestria’s princesses, even if she does not consider them her own. But at the same time, she hasn’t “rolled over” while seeking redemption.

What I like the most, though, is that she kept Tempest as the name she and others know her by. Not the name itself, but what it says about her identity.

This was a way better ending than I was expecting. :D Heartwarming as fuck.

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Aww, I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's a weird ending but I felt it really was the most appropriate for the story.

You know, the penis horn i got used to. But this one caught me off guard

“Sure, but I’m, like, her butt buddy.”

Great story, tons of laughs and what I'd call a decent story too. Makes me want more! More wrestler tempest, more butt-buddy-ing, more jokes about sex ed standards outside of equestria

Adorable, with a plethora of horrible dick jokes. Everything a reader needs.

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Thanks!

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Huh. Always funny to see what lines tickle people's fancies. Glad you enjoyed it! I don't know if I'm up for a sequel, but it might be fun to try!

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Excuse you, these are exquisite dick jokes. :P

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You definitely tickled my fancies all throughout the story! I'm just too lazy (and sometimes on mobile, which is a pain to copy-paste quotes from mid-story) to give you more examples. Though the butt-buddies one was pretty much my favorite

Also, even if it isn't a sequel, I definitely would just like more comedy out of you in general. You're a hoot and a half! Owloicious has nothing on you

Excuse you, these are exquisitedick jokes. :P

Going to have to agree with you there.

WOW! Somehow you have turned dick jokes into serious redemption plot.
The feels where there, the puns many, brilliant choice of Rainbow Dash as Tempest's partner. Excellent, well written and funny as Hell.
Would love to see more sometime if you get inspired to do so.

I have to admit, that this story was like one of those rollercoasters with different sections of diverse themes... and I really enjoyed it to the end.

I also have to ask: how the hell did Tempest survive her horn-penis shenanigans!? But again, it was worth reading, and it is worth saving.

Faved and thumbed-up.

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Quick hospitalization saves lives.

Glad you enjoyed it! It really does run the emotional gamut, yeah.

Wow. This was way funnier than a prolonged dick joke has any right to be. And yet still felt like a very pony story about friendship? I'm not sure how you managed to pull off a proper FiM vibe in an M rated story where the protaganist is wearing a dildo for the entire story but you did. Congratulations.

Also, can I just say that this:

and Twilight, stop me if I start sounding too sociopathic

might just be the best Starlight line I've seen in a fic to date.

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Thanks! I had a lot of fun with Starlight considering her short time in the story.

And yeah, it was fun to tie the story together I'm somewhat serious fashion at the end. Mind, not too serious, since it ends with her and Dash as professional wrestlers, but still!

You can has review!

This story needed more Northern Lights suplexes, the bestest looking suplex ever that I will mark out for every time it’s performed. Actually, it needed more suplexes in general. I’m surprised Tempest was punching some soldier’s pancreas into their lungs instead of suplexing them to hell and back.

SUPLEXES ARE AWESOME.

Honestly thought I'd just get a few chuckles out of this before the joke wears thin, instead I found what is probably my favourite story about Tempest on the site.

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Thanks! I'm certainly glad to make something that defied expectations.

For what I assumed was a joke fic this got pretty wholesome. 👍

But we don’t have a good way to replicate the material in a unicorn’s horn, and if we’re using something else, then like Starlight was saying….” She took another breath. “It does basically have to be a penis.”

Horn from fresh corpse should work