KONO DIO DA: DIO is Unbreakable

by DIO Brando

D u w a n g

She told me this was a place I could not rest. Though the colors are bright and the town seems a myth, I don't think it will be hard. Perhaps it is just a dream, but if I may rest well, then I should enjoy this as it lasts. Perhaps I could stay asleep in this world forever, and finally live a peaceful life.

Kira continued to think to himself as he approached the town. A great structure rose over the hills as he laid his eyes on the entirety of Ponyville.

"What a beautiful Duwang. Chew."

Shit. The translator is broken. I forgot, he's Japanese, so speaks Japa—You know what, I'm just gonna keep narrating.

"What a beautiful Duwang town. Chew." Kira said, taking in the view.

"Oh! I'm so excited!" Lyra said. . .with excitement. Redundancy!

"About?" Kira asked, raising an eyebrow curiously. Lyra took a deep breath, a gust of warm wind blowing through her mane majestically.

"For years now, I've been researching the myths of humans, fascinated by them, and. . ." she blushed lightly, "their hands. . .my roommate, BonBon, never believed it could happen and now, now I get to show her it was all true!"

Normally, Kira would have been alarmed by such a weird fantasy, but she reminded him a bit of himself. He smiled.

"Hands fascinate me as well, you could say," he said. Lyra's eyes lit up.

"Tell me more!"

"Well, maybe later. Perhaps we should meet your roommate?"

"Y-yeah! Sure!"

Lyra was happier than ever, but she had no idea what she was about to become because of it.

---

Knock Knock

"Come in!" BonBon said, fixing a hay sandwich for lunch. Lyra walked in.

"BonBon, I have to show you something." Lyra said. BonBon rolled her eyes.

"What is it now, Lyra?" She turned around, gasping as she saw the towering figure known as Yoshikage Kira, with Killer Queen hovering behind him.

"I'd like to introduce my new. . ." she looked at him with a grin, ". . .Friend. . .Yoshikage Kira."

"What is that thing behind him. . ?" BonBon asked, a bit scared. Kira chuckled lightly.

"Killer Queen is what I've named it, I suppose this means that everyone will be able to see it now." Kira mused.

"Actually, only I and BonBon are able to. I could have cast a different spell, but I figured you might want it to remain secretive. I trust BonBon, I think you can too." Lyra said, taking a seat at the table.

"W-well. . .I suppose you can take a seat then. . . Mr. Kira," BonBon said shakily, "We don't really have seats for humans but, I think you can make due with it. . .Lyra, could we talk in the other room?" Lyra nodded, BonBon fast-pacing there as Lyra followed, Kira sitting down and stretching.

"Lyra." BonBon said quietly.

"Yes?"

"What. The. Hell?!" Lyra jumped at BonBon's voice suddenly being raised.

"Wh-what?" Lyra asked, her ears lowered.

"What is this? You can't just bring some creature this dangerous into my house!"

"Your house? This is our house!"

"Whatever, you're putting the both of us in danger! What were you thinking?!"

"You never believed in my dreams, BonBon! You always doubted me and discouraged me! You never supported that one thing I was the most passionate about!"

"No, I never supported it, yes, I always discouraged it, do you know why?!"

"Why?!"

"Because I did believe in it!"

Lyra stopped.

"What. . ?"

BonBon closed her eyes, before opening them with another glare.

"I believed in humans because of how dangerous they are. I knew you would be able to find one some how with the amount of devotion you had. I should have stopped you before you went out today, but it seems you've already made the biggest mistake of your life!"

Lyra began to think, filled with rage.

"You failure!" she shouted, "You failed to support me where I most needed it! I can't believe you! You fucking betrayed me!"

"Lyra, I know what's best for you!" BonBon shouted back before Lyra turned and pushed the door open.

"No! No you don't! Don't you dare assume you know anything about me! I thought I knew about you, I thought you were trustworthy, but no. You're dead to me!" Lyra stomped upstairs.

"Ly—" BonBon stopped as she heard a door slam. She then noticed Kira was gone.

---

Lyra slammed the door behind her, running to her bed and crying. She squeaked as she felt a hand caress her mane. She blushed as one of her many fantasies came true, then noticed Kira was beside her.

"Wh-when did you. . ?"

"Since I heard shouting, I figured you would go to your room soon. You seem like the type who needs to go somewhere quiet, but doesn't know they also need someone else by their side."

Lyra was surprised at his analysis, he was a very intelligent and very powerful human, and already, much more reliable than BonBon.

"Kira. . ."

"Yes?"

"Could you tell me more about your fascination with hands now?" she asked awkwardly. Kira nodded, understanding how it was to have an 'interest' in something that wasn't necessarily fit for public domain.

"Well, when I was a child, I saw the painting of the Mona Lisa," Kira started, "I saw her hands and. . .Oh, how do I say this. . .I got a boner."

Lyra chuckled lightly with a blush, as did Kira.

"I suppose I can trust you with this. . ." Kira continued, "but I've killed forty-eight beautiful women up until now."

"Forty-eight?" Lyra asked. She didn't seem phased by this at all. "For their hands?"

"They're much sweeter when they don't speak. . ." Kira said with his eyes closed.

"Wait, so how to you cover that up?" Lyra asked. She looked behind him at the towering Killer Queen. "Oh, right."

"It takes care of. . .traitors as well," Kira said, seeing an opportunity to wipe out a potential antagonist.

"You're not saying. . ." Lyra said slowly.

"Depends. I want to live a peaceful life, I'm sure you do, too, do you not?"

Lyra nodded.

"So," Kira continued, "In order to live a peaceful life, I prefer not to fuss, not to involve with too many people, just to live as I please without consequence. In my world, I kept my sleep schedule correct, everything was regulated, and I always had a peace of mind, until I got sent here."

"Huh. . ." Lyra mused, "I guess I want a peaceful life, too."

"I can help you with that," Kira said, "Killer Queen leaves no trace."

"Hm. . ." Lyra thought. Would she really want to kill BonBon? No, she wouldn't be killing her, just. . .wiping her away. Like a bad stain on her life. They argued a lot, what would it do but give her the peace she knew she wanted? "You're right."

"Hm?"

"I want to live a peaceful life, and I think you're a much better friend than she'll ever be," Lyra said with her eyes closed, "How will you do it?" Kira smiled.

"You will see, just remain here," Kira left the room, and hid in the shadows.

---

"Lyra. . ?" BonBon said, climbing up the stairs and knocking on her door.

"Go away!" Lyra shouted. BonBon lowered her ears.

"Lyra, we need to talk. . ."

"I don't want to talk!"

"Lyra, please!" BonBon placed her hoof on the doorknob.

"Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob." Kira said M E N A C I N G L Y. BonBon looked back, her hoof still on it.

"What the Hell are you talking about?" she asked.

"My Killer Queen has the ability to turn anything into a bomb."

"Bullshit. . ." BonBon said, turning the knob.

"Dai ichi no bakudan!" Kira shouted, holding his hand up as if holding a button. "Suwitch On!"

As Killer Queen mimicked his movements, clicking the invisible button, BonBon began to detonate.

"WH—LYR—" BonBon shouted before vanishing. Only her hoof remained. Kira picked up the hoof as Lyra walked out.

"Is it done?" Lyra asked, gasping at the hoof as she saw it.

"Yes. . .Might I say, these hooves are very complex, somehow. . ." Kira said quietly, ". . .They remind me of a hand."

Lyra smiled. "Heh. . .You really can make it all disappear."

Kira smiled back.

"Yes, yes I can."

---

Author's Note:

Checklist:
[X] Make a Duwang reference
[X] Kira meets Bonbon
[X] Kira blows something up
[X] A stupid jojoke (or two)
[X] Something deep
[X] Kira and Lyra bonding

Comments

[mrkillwolf666]

I love you for this

[Necrogen Lord]

Mmm, yes. Candy flavored.

[Ice Star]

I've got to hand it to you, with the Kira/Lyra thing going on.

[DIO Brando]

8455854
I s w e a r
By the by, I can't find the comments section of your user page unless I'm on my phone
maybe im stupid
but dont agree with me pls ty
So unless I missed something, I have to wait on signal here at school, so replies might be much later than usual.

[shinigamisparda]

Well, that got dark.

[ProjectRabbid]

Ah it continues

[Sunny Milk]

There's a fic where Lyra is Kira's Sister and her Sutando is Black Queen and their mother was a Sutando Tsukai.

[DIO Brando]

9642316

Christ almighty that sounds fun

[Phara_mine]

9642316
What is this fic?! I have to know!!!