The irony of this whole harem exercise is that I’ve gathered the most eligible seapony and deep pony stallions in Aquestria into my palace at Aquamaris… and yet they’re killing one another over me.
Because of my apparent disinterest in most of the stallions, even amongst my own harem, they have taken extreme measures in an attempt to attract my attention, which include eliminating the perceived competition.
I am screaming quite loudly in the room right now, diary. The sheer gall of these idiots! I just… I just want to be a damn mother and these fools!
Do they not know how hard it is to be barren like the ocean floor? To have tried so hard to have a child that the bloody act of it is now boring! I’m… URGH…
I might just scrap this harem system and just go out by myself in disguise!
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