“YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!” The crazy purple pony yelled at me as I ran. In case no one remembers she got a letter saying something bad about me and she was now chasing me like I was a escaped cat that had robbed a bank and killed a few hostages.
“NO! YOU'RE GOING TO (try to) HURT ME!” I yelled back as I ran, not daring to look back. She chased me around the town, we getting some strange looks as she did so. Sooner or later the orange apple pony ran beside me, looking back at the purple one.
“Mind tellin me what ya did?”
“She got a letter and started chasing me. Does this happen a lot?” The orange pony shook her head. “Well, I feel loved.” I sighed and turned my head to look at the purple torpedo that was slowly getting closer and closer. “Why do the crazy like things happen to me when I don’t want them to?” I chuckled then stopped when a flash of purple light......Well flashed in front of me and the orange one. “MY EYES! MY NON-EXISTENT EYES!” I fell over covering my eye sockets.
“What the hay did ya do that for Twilight?” The orange one spoke while I recovered. Twilight showed her the note.
“BYE AGAIN!” I yelled and started running. I heard the orange one gasp and growl before I ran around a corner. “Must, stay, quiet.” I muttered. After a minute I saw them run by where I was hiding. “Nice save Jon.” I whispered and walked out of the ally I had hidden in. “Might want to get out of this place. It got boring anyway.” I chuckled and started walking down the path that lead out of town when the pick fluff ball decided to latch onto my back and start talking again. “ARGH! NOOOOOO! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!” I yelled and began running out of the town, maybe she would despawn if I got far enough out of town! I kept running and running until the voice finally stopped. “Good god, I thought she would never stop.”
“Stop what?” I think I felt my bones turn to liquid for 3.4 seconds. I jumped high enough to touch a tree branch.
“Why the hell are you still on my back!?” I yelled at the pink pony on my back.
“Cause it’s fun! You run really fast!” She giggled and jumped off of my back. I turned to the pony with the glare that could cut rock.
“Now another question, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?” I was just about ready to stab this pony and make a fancy coat out of it. She just looked at me with a smile as if I had said nothing offensive at all.
“Well one your new and I want to get to know you and two I’m lost and can’t find my way back to town. So I’m going to stay with you!” She answered cheerfully. I was really starting to hate this little pink shit.
“Yea how about NO!” I turned around and stomped away. I really hope she won’t follow me, that would have to make me kill her. I turned my head slightly to see she wasn't following AND she wasn't there. I chuckled a bit and turned my head forward to look into the eyes of the pink beast that would torment me for half of my time here. “GAH! THATS IT!” I pulled my scythe out from behind my robe and took a swing at her. I must have blinked cause when I swung the blade she disappeared. “What?” I turned and saw her not to far away with a slight frown. “What!? I thought I just hit you!” I growled.
“No, but it was mean trying to.” She pouted, good thing I don’t have any human innards or I would have diabetes, why was this cute? Beats me... “Why do you want to hit me?”
“Cause you never stop talking! If you could then I would MAYBE let you come along!” I sat there glaring at her for a full 10 minutes and when she didn’t say anything I turned and began walking. “Fine, just don’t get in the way too much, got it?”
“Yes sir!” I think she did a salute type thing and caught up with me. “So what’s your name?”
“Jon the reaper.” I grumbled in sarcasm, wait a second that sounds awesome!
“Really? That sounds so cool! I’m Pinkie Pie!”
“Well Pinkie, I think I will keep you alive for a while.” She let out a cheer. We walked for a good period of time talking about random things like cake, cupcakes, and parties. “So for anything that could happen you would throw a party?” She nodded rapidly. “That’s a lot of sweets, how do you avoid getting sick or large?”
“I run a lot.” That explains the skinny part. “How are you able to move if you have no skin?”
“Not a clue, I just blame magic and go along with it. Cause with magic you don’t have to explain nothing.” I chuckled and she let out a yawn.
“So you don’t have to breath either?” I nodded. I think she was getting tired, I suppose having all the guts and lungs and skin and stuff can make you tired.
“Are you tired? It is getting dark after all.” I looked up at the ever darkening sky. She was about to say something but was cut off by a yawn. “I’ll take that as a yes.” I chuckled and sat down right where I was. She giggled and sat down next to me.
“So how do you sleep with no eyes?”
“I can still blink, that confuses me sometimes but hey, don’t question it.” I chuckled and laid down. “Night Pinks.” She muttered something with a tired voice and everything went black as I fell into a deep slumber.
naw she isnt in trouble just going on a epic adventure
Poor Jon Reaper. We knew him well.... then he came back to life and everything is CRAZY! Just the way I like it!
842583 Heh, thanks. And crazy is always good.
842600 As long as it ain't.... you know what I'm not even going to say it.... But most crazy is good! Just not 'a certain confectionery sweet used to name a certain horror fic' crazy.
842623 .......I have to do it at some point now. My mind has it out for me....
842637 ..... If you serious....
EDIT: To mane characters....
842643 No have Pinkie kill someone, what were you talking about? None of the man characters are going to die.
842667 Still.... I hate sick stories like cupcakes or one that gets my very loathing 'Cutie Mark Corruption'... I mean what kind of mind comes up with ways to die like that?! And if you plan on reading it don't! And if you want to know just ask. I read 'Rainbow Factory' and didn't make me blink and Corruption doesn't even have a gore tag...
842688 Any death in this story will not be like those, just a stab or chop in half. Maybe even poison (Possible spoiler?)
842737 Good cause using sowing machines and pets that are still alive but were baked into a cake which [REDACTED] as murder weapons is just sick. I don't mind four sentence description of death but those.... yea. So go ahead bake a creep into a cupcake as long as Pinkie isn't involved in the baking process or anyone background or foreground dies sure I'm fine with it.
842767 Good thing Jon can't bake worth a damn
842779 Whew... thank Luna.... Wait. Now I would like to see him try for the chuckles.
842786 Trust me, Pinkie is going to BEG and BEG and BEG him to TRY and cook, and that's how Canterlot got set on fire.
842803 No silly! That's the first time he's glad he got his cloak fireproof! Canterlot burning means nothing to him!
842817 .......You are now one of my new best friends. YOUR RIGHT!
"Oh good, I forgot I had my cloak fire proofed."
"What about Canterlot?"
"Who?"
842840 That's me: Neon Fracture. Give me the internet and expect witty responses! Also you make me laugh! Have a watch! (not the time piece!)
842850 Heh, thanks
842856 Hmm.... Nothing else to say so.... have an epic fight of hilarity!
I can only say one thing.............lol
So jon our lovable fellow took Pinkie and made Twilight pissy?
He arrived in equestria or Ponyville one day after the GGG?
If its in Ponyville then you sir are going to interfere with the gods of this game...namely JJ and Me
If in equestria well then good luck to yah and point me in the direction of that thread about mini bossing Jon
848683 http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=907&thread=2511
There you go fello, kick his arse, if you can
Well he didn't say he was taking Pinkie, she is following him around on her own, as you can see he already tried to make her leave but sines he can't kill her he can't make her go away.
All I can say is... be careful with what you do with Pinkie... As Neon Fracture expresses, not many like THAT fic and... well, if you have her go psychotic, could it be, I dunno, the non-lethal kind, like blasting things with her Party Cannon like she does to changelings in the invasion?
895207 I'm planning only one death by her then that's it.
895238
... I see... Well, I can't stand Pinkie being associated with death, period... but again, your fic.
895246 Hey, hanging around Jon it was going to happen sooner or later.
895256
It's. Pinkie. Pie. Despite what that stupid gore-fic would have anyone believe, she would never intentionally commit murder or kill someone, and if she did, you can bet she'd be extremely depressed, because, in her words, she lives to make ponies SMILE, not to MURDER THEM.
895261 Hmm, I can work with that,
Jon you crazy bastard
895264
... So help me I hope to not see Pinkie become that murdering psychopath.
895310 A bonk to the head and temporary madness, one kill, that is all.
895317
I'll just have to see what happens.