//------------------------------// // Chase! And Pinkie // Story: This is not helping // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// “YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!” The crazy purple pony yelled at me as I ran. In case no one remembers she got a letter saying something bad about me and she was now chasing me like I was a escaped cat that had robbed a bank and killed a few hostages. “NO! YOU'RE GOING TO (try to) HURT ME!” I yelled back as I ran, not daring to look back. She chased me around the town, we getting some strange looks as she did so. Sooner or later the orange apple pony ran beside me, looking back at the purple one. “Mind tellin me what ya did?” “She got a letter and started chasing me. Does this happen a lot?” The orange pony shook her head. “Well, I feel loved.” I sighed and turned my head to look at the purple torpedo that was slowly getting closer and closer. “Why do the crazy like things happen to me when I don’t want them to?” I chuckled then stopped when a flash of purple light......Well flashed in front of me and the orange one. “MY EYES! MY NON-EXISTENT EYES!” I fell over covering my eye sockets. “What the hay did ya do that for Twilight?” The orange one spoke while I recovered. Twilight showed her the note. “BYE AGAIN!” I yelled and started running. I heard the orange one gasp and growl before I ran around a corner. “Must, stay, quiet.” I muttered. After a minute I saw them run by where I was hiding. “Nice save Jon.” I whispered and walked out of the ally I had hidden in. “Might want to get out of this place. It got boring anyway.” I chuckled and started walking down the path that lead out of town when the pick fluff ball decided to latch onto my back and start talking again. “ARGH! NOOOOOO! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!” I yelled and began running out of the town, maybe she would despawn if I got far enough out of town! I kept running and running until the voice finally stopped. “Good god, I thought she would never stop.” “Stop what?” I think I felt my bones turn to liquid for 3.4 seconds. I jumped high enough to touch a tree branch. “Why the hell are you still on my back!?” I yelled at the pink pony on my back. “Cause it’s fun! You run really fast!” She giggled and jumped off of my back. I turned to the pony with the glare that could cut rock. “Now another question, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?” I was just about ready to stab this pony and make a fancy coat out of it. She just looked at me with a smile as if I had said nothing offensive at all. “Well one your new and I want to get to know you and two I’m lost and can’t find my way back to town. So I’m going to stay with you!” She answered cheerfully. I was really starting to hate this little pink shit. “Yea how about NO!” I turned around and stomped away. I really hope she won’t follow me, that would have to make me kill her. I turned my head slightly to see she wasn't following AND she wasn't there. I chuckled a bit and turned my head forward to look into the eyes of the pink beast that would torment me for half of my time here. “GAH! THATS IT!” I pulled my scythe out from behind my robe and took a swing at her. I must have blinked cause when I swung the blade she disappeared. “What?” I turned and saw her not to far away with a slight frown. “What!? I thought I just hit you!” I growled. “No, but it was mean trying to.” She pouted, good thing I don’t have any human innards or I would have diabetes, why was this cute? Beats me... “Why do you want to hit me?” “Cause you never stop talking! If you could then I would MAYBE let you come along!” I sat there glaring at her for a full 10 minutes and when she didn’t say anything I turned and began walking. “Fine, just don’t get in the way too much, got it?” “Yes sir!” I think she did a salute type thing and caught up with me. “So what’s your name?” “Jon the reaper.” I grumbled in sarcasm, wait a second that sounds awesome! “Really? That sounds so cool! I’m Pinkie Pie!” “Well Pinkie, I think I will keep you alive for a while.” She let out a cheer. We walked for a good period of time talking about random things like cake, cupcakes, and parties. “So for anything that could happen you would throw a party?” She nodded rapidly. “That’s a lot of sweets, how do you avoid getting sick or large?” “I run a lot.” That explains the skinny part. “How are you able to move if you have no skin?” “Not a clue, I just blame magic and go along with it. Cause with magic you don’t have to explain nothing.” I chuckled and she let out a yawn. “So you don’t have to breath either?” I nodded. I think she was getting tired, I suppose having all the guts and lungs and skin and stuff can make you tired. “Are you tired? It is getting dark after all.” I looked up at the ever darkening sky. She was about to say something but was cut off by a yawn. “I’ll take that as a yes.” I chuckled and sat down right where I was. She giggled and sat down next to me. “So how do you sleep with no eyes?” “I can still blink, that confuses me sometimes but hey, don’t question it.” I chuckled and laid down. “Night Pinks.” She muttered something with a tired voice and everything went black as I fell into a deep slumber.