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Door to palace salesman Necore!

I stood at the gates of the castle, this plan was foolproof and everyone should know it. I walked over to the guard and put on my best tough guy voice. “Excuse me, I have to see the princesses, important message from the Griffin Pirates.” The guard looked at me closely then flinched back when I glared at him.

“Go on in.” With his magic, he opened the door and I strolled right in. When I knew I was out of earshot of anyone I giggled darkly.

“Works every time.” I sighed happily and kept walking though the palace. To be honest it was hard to find the throne room, why? I have no clue, but it was. When I had arrived it looked like Tia just got done reading something. I took a step in the room and her head instantly shot up to look at me. “Greetings your majesty.” I bowed. “I am here to offer you something.”

“And what would that be?” I looked up and grinned a grin that could be considered evil to even the most foul of beings.

“Why,” I opened my saddlebag things and pulled out....

Shampoo,

Pony axe shampoo for mares actually, you don’t know how long it took to make this stuff. “Shampoo my dear princess, it will give your mane that flow that would never come naturally! Think of it as turning your hair into a gentle stream on a cool summers day, it will shine like the sun, which you are yourself, and give anypony a pleasant feeling when they run their hoof through it!” She had a intrested look, good to know I was succeeding at least. “I can provide a sample, I can apply it here.” She got a thoughtful look on her face.

“Very well, go ahead.” I nodded and levitated the shampoo up into the air and over to her head. I summoned some water and got her mane wet, which actually turned to hair when doing so other then that rainbow flowy thing. I poured some out and onto her mane and began to wash. She got a pleasant look on her face then, I finished up by instant-drying it.

“All finished you majesty, tell me how it feels.” It shined brighter to say the least, and looked a LOT more flowy. She ran her hoof through it and giggled at the feeling.

“Oh this is wonderful! How much for a bottle?”

“Ten bits for you princess.” I bowed again, jeez faking this stuff is fun yet boring.

“I’ll take a dozen!” Well, that was more than I was expecting. Looks like I’m going to have to make more of this stuff.

“I have 5 with me right now, I have to make more, will that be ok?” I asked with a slightly scared face, milk it for all its worth Necore.

“Why of course, here you go.” She levitated a bag over to me, which was full of the bits she owed me. “120 bits, as promised for the shampoo.” I bowed again and she left. I looked at the guards and they looked at me.

“....Dance?” I asked with a nervous grin. They just stared at me. “Right.....I’ll do that.” I then did danced to this song and provided the music with my magic. That got the guards to raise their eyebrows and begin to bob their heads. With a grin, I sent to dance moves to their heads and had them join in on the dance, it was a very rewarding victory dance. I made my escape as the song began to near its end, so they wouldn’t yell at me.

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_CheckMate_

_CheckMate_ #1 · Dec 6th, 2012 · · ·

dafuq?

Siegwynn

Siegwynn #2 · Dec 6th, 2012 · · ·

Ok i am soooooo lost, i have no idea whats been happening since skelenton man and pinkie left that town (and if im not mistaken, im pretty sure last chapter was a crossover of the fic "through feline eyes"?)

So can i please get a recap of whats been happening?

EverlastingKnightmare

EverlastingKnightmare #3 · Dec 6th, 2012 · · ·

1749621 This fic as been split into two main pieces, one Necore, one Jon, and Jon split up with Pinkie after Canterlot, where Necore is now.

TheVideoGamingGuru

TheVideoGamingGuru #4 · Dec 6th, 2012 · · ·

I would say I was just rick rolled....but I like this song ^o^

Tyrant Molestia

Tyrant Molestia #5 · Dec 6th, 2012 · · ·

1750023 if thats the case you should have something saying which person its on. you know like um so-and-so's pov or something so people aren't that confused. it would help.