I LIKE IT!!! You sir (or madam) are getting watched!

Watched jesus this story is gold

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until swiperthefox's ban is up, you will do more suffice in the meantime.

If the real world had MLP ponies in it, or if we all lived on Equestria. I would die happy! I would have new hope for humanity and I would be a happy as can be zip a di doo da guy. I'd be the human version of Pinke Pie pretty much. Sadly thats not the real world.....*Cries*

WTF

you're forcing your slick cock in and out of her cervix with all of the speed and thrust you can muster from your hips.

OMFG! Ouch! No!!
I can barely stand getting my yearly pap smear - I can't imagine trying to break past that thing!
Like everyone else is saying, definitely NOT a good idea. Not only would it be painful as hell, but there is the risk of causing some serious, permanent damage!

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ultra-deep-penetration-sex

haha...i like reading these before work.

After reading this story...
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Ooh. Have the protagonist's dreams turn out to be hers. Nice twist, there. Don't recall seeing that one before.

wow good first chapter after I finished reading I was like

"is this over already"

and then after realizing

"good Ive got 5 more chapters to go woo hoo"

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Aye. If only the real world was like you say. I'd love it fivever. (That's even longer than forever.)

7690950 There is no such thing as fivever. It'd be Infinity