Yesterday, upon my return to the town, I found my home had been broken into. To find that my key was no longer required to gain entry into my house was something both shocking and terrifying to me to the point where I could not even keep grasp on the handle straight, and I had difficulty in opening the door.
I can barely believe it, but I understand the culprit behind the act to be none other than Twilight Sparkle.
After careful consideration for the day, this was the only determination that I could come to. Nothing was stolen, or upset, or upturned, except for the object. Only the object was missing, and surely, only Twilight Sparkle knew of its existence?
This is so unlike her, and I cannot tell what I am more upset over, the break-in itself or the fact that it was her who did it!
Yesterday was a circus trying to sort things out. When reporting the crime, the local constabulary told me that they could not find something that I could not describe, but to describe the object is a challenge all unto itself! The thing is barely describable! I do not know what it is, what it does, and my attempt at even sketching it for them from memory produced a horrid mess upon the paper, an insult to the artist that I once was.
And how could I even explain that Princess Twilight was the one who broke into my home to steal this indescribable thing? The thought alone would put them to laughing me out of the station!
But I know that it is her. Who else would it be? A hasty note was also left upon my writing desk, scribbled across the latest page of my novel! Can you believe the nerve of it all?
Right in the middle of the page, scrawled in big, thick lettering, were the words:
I GO NOW TO WATCH THE STARS
And nothing more.
I could not show the constables the note. It would have put me in a place that I would not be able to explain myself out of.
Try as I might, I do not understand the message, although it is clear it has something to do with everything that’s been going on, and I fear that Twilight may have decided to return to this foolish quest of hers.
I should have done this that day, but I am now going to have to write a letter to Princess Celestia telling her of the entire situation.
And then off you go to Seal Bay because of course you will.
~Skeeter The Lurker
1) Twilight is a mare possessed.
2) Yep, definitely noticing a pattern with that object and inability to remember/describe it fully.
And now we're going to nd up with two lost ponies instead of one.
I noticed the first time she described it she said it was angular and smooth, then the next it was wrinkly, now it seems she can't describe it
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