What the Heck

by Zytharros

08:20 and I'm a Filly

Pony vaginas.
Sweetie Belle.
Aragorn.
Elements get stoned.
NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA
Crackfic.
Bang bang bang bang
Whoop
Eeyore and Scootaloo banging in a tree.
Adjective adverb the verb proper name.
This is not a proper chapter, is it?
Commence masturbation.
Maybe.

Might be time for me to write an actual chapter and not just random BS.

End masturbation.
Sort of.

Comments

[spaztastick]

My mind exploded.... twice.

I will follow... out of curiosity...

[KillerSteel]

Yes, time for a proper chapter, Zyth. Show us that random humor again!

[Zytharros]

2344950
We shall return you to your regularly scheduled humor in short...? order.
Next goal: a chapter 4,929 words long.

[KillerSteel]

2345236

It will be entirely made up of Rarity drooling over one scratch in her dress.

[Zytharros]

2345526
...Well, now it's not random. Crap.
So, how about a dress made of sandwiches?

[KillerSteel]

2346075

With each sandwich containing extremely staining chocolate ice cream?

And periodically spout insults?

[Paper Crease]

Wha- wha- wha-

My brain is refusing to even attempt to comprehend.

[Zytharros]

2346117
Multiplied by a line made of egotistical aphrodisiacs given centaur form and stripped of all dignity by way of signal jamming. Blackberry-flavored.

[KillerSteel]

2349576

A delicious recipe for harmony in the country.

[Zytharros]

2350626
If we keep this up it may be a future chapter. Gangity speed.

[KillerSteel]

2354225

Triple backflip over a lava tank of sharks. That all breathe strawberry-flavored blueberries. Yes, breathe, as in they can't survive without that gel in their lungs.

Sadly, the poor sharks are stuck in lava, which is merely a delicious treat to them.

[Zytharros]

2354246
Let's call upon sleep, that it waits upon the waifs of waiter waters. And the path of pathogens peruse the tantamount Twilight tropes terribly. I illuminate, that I ignorantly immolate immaculately.

[KillerSteel]

2354354

Such a sizeable sanction of sounds that might muse the mere mention of auditory applications.

Fuck, I hate alliteration.

[Zytharros]

2354394
"Wibbidy wobbidy woo," says Applejack. "I smell Manehattan. Or did you just fart?"

I don't hate it nor love it. It's just another creative avenue to me.

[Dash Aradele]

2355748 I believe you, brony, are brilliant. Undeniably unreachable, at a level no llama will ever reach...randomness is random and a wonderful waster-of-time, a top-notch tactic of time ticking towards nothing, nada, naught.

It's also a way to make bedtime come faster. :)

[Zytharros]

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Thanks! I'm glad you liked this.

[Dash Aradele]

2446296 Thou art welcome. :)