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Published 1st Jun 2012
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What the Heck - Zytharros

Where I let my mind wander for no good reason.

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12:51 and Octavia's Real Jorb... THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 111

"Phew..."

"We're backed up to Sugarcube Ammo Shop! They've got us surrounded!"

"Zytharros! Pull out your damn weapon and start shooting!"

"Shut up! I'm moving as fast as I can!"

BOOM
And they all died.

Octavia's Real Jorb END

...Maybe.

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