Chapter 15: We're just gonna go now...
"Yes, James?" Discord said as he crawled out of one of the vents that are all over the ship. I would of freaked out since only one limb came out at a time but I don't think he surprises me anymore.
"What part of no don't you understand? Is it the N or the O or maybe how far I'm going to shove that cactus up your ass?" I said while going to my bag that still laid in the blimps main room. Discord just kept on grinning while I rummaged around for my prickly weapon but it quickly vanished when I pulled out said cactus.
"This is the thanks I get? I get your airship working and get you some help, and you want to rape me with a cactus, How unprofessional." He said while reattaching the various limbs he sent through the vent. I swear he would make a great horror movie monster if you just throw some blood on him.
"You messed with the engine first of all so you should have fixed it, and I already told you we don't need anymore help!" I started raising my voice towards Discord. Bon Bon was still standing nearby with a frown across her face. I don't want to be an asshole towards her but for the love of god, I can't deal with getting trapped here.
"I was just doing what I was told to; I'm help you get what you need to get home." Discord reasoned while I just gave him the finger before walking over to Bon Bon to finally clear things up.
"Listen Bon Bon, I don't have anything against you, but we don't have anything we need you for. If we did then I'd gladly take you along," Hopefully by saying that then she would leave without a problem. At that moment I started to hear a small voice coming from Bon Bon's mane.
"Why would you want to get rid of this piece of ass?" At that moment Seabreeze untangled himself from Bon Bon's hair and I facepalmed hard enough to crush a fly ten feet away.
"Wh-what? " Bon Bon said while trying to find where the voice came from. Why do I have a feeling that Seabreeze is going to be more trouble then he's worth in the end?
"We're not keeping Bon Bon here so you can undress her with your eyes," I said while still holding my head in my hands.
"I'm already undressed though," Bon Bon quickly said.
"Take it as an expression," I stated flatly. She did have a point though, everybody was naked except for me, Ruby, and Seabreeze. Speaking of Ruby I heard her walk up behind me. I turned to greet her, but quickly shut my mouth because...SHE WAS SHIRTLESS! I quickly covered up my eyes before asking her "Why aren't you wearing anything?"
"Why would I be..." I couldn't see her face but by the fact she trailed off I believe she's embarrassed. "SORRY, I forgot that not wearing clothes is weird for you and-" She just went on and on about how she was sorry and how she was only wearing those shirts for the convention . I was doing my best to not look directly at her...blessings, god this is embarrassing.
"It's fine. You just look like an extremely attractive woman with scales...and a tail," I said trying to defuse the situation. That was when I realized what I said and quickly tried to correct myself. "I don't mean that I find you attractive...I mean not that you're not but...I'm going to shut up before I screw this up even more."
Ruby wasn't saying anything and I thought that she might of been getting ready to smack the shit out of me. She never did though and instead I heard Seabreeze semi screaming at her.
"YOU THREATENED TO PUT ME IN WATER FOR SAYING THAT!"
"You tried doing what? Also it's a problem because?" I asked. You can't really blame me for not knowing why it was such a problem since I've literally only been in this world for about 3 days.
"I'm a breezy so being submerged in water is essentially a death sentence. We float with the wind and water destroys our wings so she almost killed me!" Seabreeze cried out in frustration.
"You insulted me and it wasn't like I was actually going to drop you!" Ruby said as she started to raise her voice towards him.
"BOTH OF YOU CHILL! You shouldn't have insulted her, and you shouldn't have played with his life! I thought you were above that Ruby," I sopped both of them before this argument could continue further. I am going to have a really long conversation with Ruby about all this, especially since she could of killed Seabreeze like that.
"I know you want me to leave but maybe I could help keep these two from killing each other." Bon Bon chimed in, I had completely forgot she was there being as silent as she was.
"I don't even see why you're angry with me! When I threw you across the room you still tried flirting with me!" Ruby continued with Seabreeze who was floating next to her face.
"I like my women dangerous," Was his simple reply. I just threw my hands up into the air and started walking towards those bedrooms I saw when first exploring the ship.
"I'm not dealing with anymore of this shit today, good night,"I passed multiple bedrooms till I found what appeared to be the captains room which I commandeered as my own.
It looked like a luxury suite from a hotel with a large queen sized bed and a nice painting hanging over it. The painting was of a simple lake but in the background I could see something obscured. It didn't matter though as I turned to see a mini fridge and I immediately opened it to find the largest stockpile of soda I've ever seen.
I didn't see much else worth mentioning unless you count the walls being a kind of golden orange color. I just walked up to the bed and plopped myself down on it before passing out. I'll figure out where to go first tomorrow.
***Surprise***
"What are we going to do now?" Healing complained to me while I paced around the front of the airship. James had hidden back in there to decide his feelings for us obviously, but how could we keep him interested if he was locked up like that? It's obvious Stockholm syndrome didn't work out to well so...
"How about we sneak on board and help him get what he needs to get home," I suggested.
"But we don't want him to get home," Healing whinned.
"Exactly, when we have everything we'll toss it out of the airship so he wont have enough time to replace everything and he'll have to stay!" My plan was brilliant, but we couldn't let James see us.
"Alright, how are we going to get in?" Healing asked.
"I'm pinkie's cousin, remember? HEY, CROWD, GET US ON THE AIRSHIP!" I yelled toward the sky while Healing looked at me like I was insane.
That next moment we were inside the airship's cargo hold without so much as a scratch.
"I'm not going to question this," Healing said with a flat expression.
4th wall breaks.....
Shit just got real
6625157 I felt it was necessary for Surprise to pull something like that off. It's a good thing no one has said anything bad about it yet.
6625365
It sucks
6626655 Oh... sorry. I know people hate it when that happens in a story, but This is a story that is going to have a lot of silly moments like that.
Poor guys never gonna get out of here.
6629172 I don't know, he is a tricky some bitch I tell you hwat.
6626655 oh fuck off that's your opinion keep it to yourself or tell him WHY you dislike it. Don't just say it sucks and refuse to elaborate. If you tell the author they might "fix" it
6674902 Relax, he was referring to the fourth wall break. I know this due to the comment he was replying to. I'm happy you're trying to defend me, but try to realize what he is talking about.
6674914 hey I suppose it could seem like a copout instead of humor. Still though I stand by what I said if you don't like say why.
6674935 That is something that I would appreciate, but I assumed people would dislike the fourth wall break. They should of guessed it would happen though considering this is my attempt at a humorous story...again.
6675298 again?
6675393 The other button was supposed to be humorous but became more serious as it went on. I hope to avoid that here; I also have a one shot that is pure comedy.(I'm actually proud of that one)
6675403 yeah that did seem much more lighthearted at first I honestly thought that was intended it seemed like subtle plot development to me... Also did you publish the one shot?
6675412 yeah, I published it. The other Button kind of got out of hand with it's plot. You want to know the original story?
6675420 wait the other button was a one shot at first? And sure what was it?
6675435 The other Button wasn't. I'll leave a link to the one shot at the end of this comment. The original story for the other Button didn't have Dinky, the book, the fire demon, Fire Catcher, Chance's brother, or even Combo Breaker. It was going to have a more calm tone to it with only trouble at the home front. Open Seas still did his part though that was supposed to be one of the two main focuses for the original story while the other would of occurred from it. To put it simply, they would no longer have any income. Anyway the story would of revolved around Chance growing accustomed to his surroundings and eventually find a solution to the problem which would of involved Diamond Tiara. I could go into more detail, but I don't want to flood the comments.
One shot
6675451 so originally it would just be what he did (NO SPOILERS) and a lack cash generating the problems they faced... That actually sounds great as a spin off of that
6675469 Things started growing and getting out of hand though. I didn't want characters who only sat around and talked and started needing to do something which lead to so much craziness.
6675451 oh yeah! I forgot about that I read it awhile back it was pretty funny. Though my personal choice of humor usually involves awful puns and complete and udder randomness like inexplicable cow puns dropped in the middle of sentences!
6675476 you know it's funny how that parallels my life boredom leads to some insane idea (ex: lighting something on fire) and gets out off hand and fucks something up...then I go back to being bored and the process repeats
6675498 eeyup
6675503 and people wonder why pyromania is more common in men then women we have no attention span and can't stand being bored... And fires pretty!
6675505 Fire is pretty and warm...maybe it's cuddly to. I haven't tried.
6675512 it's not unless you're a masochist I wouldn't recommend trying... But still know yourself out just send pictures of the burns I wanna see if that charred thing I ate was really chicken...
6675521 I actually know 3 masochists...and ones dating a sadist....
6675523 we'll talk about a match made in hell... I'm sorry that was just awful.
6675531 It was.
6675533 well at least I'm certain I'll be joining them soon when someone gets fed up with my shit and shoots me... On that day a sigh of relief with be released from everyone around the world because they won't have to endure ant more awful puns... Until I haunt them
6675540 For the love of god, don't haunt me! I can only handle so many puns.
6675548 Yeah I'm probably the only human being that has that high of a pun tolerance.
6675553 Let this man write a pun book!
6675557 now that would just be PUNishing to the reader.Really there's only so far I can go until I'm breaking the Geneva conventions.
6675562 You are hereby banned from making anymore puns
6675567 if that on death penalty I'm screwed. And I don't think I'll be able to last very long after all I nearly drove someone to murder with these *points to giant warehouses full of bad puns*
And over here are the ones that made people laugh *points to a shoebox*
6675571 What's in that? *Points to a slightly bigger shoebox*
6675576 the amount of innocence I have left... Or my head box... Where I keep my heads... Dirty joke not intended.
6675584 Are you sure?
6675586 absolutely
6675590 Wow, you have a lot more innocence then me then!
6675602 hold on a minute I'm trying to find my mental gutter cleaner
6675648 IS that what this thing was?
6675695 hm that? *points to shotgun* yes since it's my mind I can have my gutter be whatever I want it to be and I want it be a shotgun
6674902
It was joke. Author's comment was one of the first's and he was glad, that no one YET complains. I have given the demanded and posted really bad comment so there is NOW a complain and NOW there can be posted only good comments.
Author with smart downplayed it by "no feeding troll comment":
6626816
And the balance in the internet comments have been restored.
I reccomend some butthurt salve.
But in other hand you can be proud of your role as story fanatic. It is amusing, that same/similiar story/show fanatics are in fanfic, that you commented.
6676215 ? Can you clarify that last sentence for me?
I'm not sure what you're trying to say exactly.
6676441
No wonder. It lost it meaning and "situational joke" when you clarified to Oh hi there the reason about posting my comment in:
6674914
Just don't worry, move one and keep up the good work with your stories.
6676520 Oh, I see now. The reason he did that was because I was talking with him about people that randomly hate stories and I brought up one of my cases. He believed it was you since I didn't tell him which story or how the hate was projected. I apologize if this inconvenienced you in any way.
6676524
You have nothing to apologize for. There was no harm done.
6676540 Thank you, Have a nice day.
6676215 I would but butthurt salve is REALLY expensive! And it fricking BURNS.
I mean really it's like fire for god's sake!
6676599 I want both of you to stop right now or I start deleting comments!
6676215 I'm replying to you too so you see the message.