Fearing declining birth rates, the rulers of Equestria turn to the reformed Discord with a simple plan to fix their problem, who in no way will have some sort of ulterior motive for helping them out with a drastic change.
“For now they are, yes,” the draconequus retorted. “But none of you are having any babies! No one is even pregnant! In fact, the last recorded births in Equestria are from Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and that little episode of theirs was over three seasons ago!” “Seasons?” Celestia asked, confused. “You know… summer, winter, fall,” Discord said. “Ah yes, of course. Continue.”
Huh. Not what I'd do in Discord's shoes. I'd do something a tad more... random. Either A) randomly impregnate(through magic, of course) every non-virginal female in the country( at least it doesn't strip children of their clothing, though Discord might have made them except)-sparing certain exceptions, such as those who are already mothers, homeless, etc, or B) equalize the genders. How? Write all the names of Equestria's citizens on slips of paper(or parchment, to be unpredictable), put all the slips into a fish, then randomly pull them out one by one, and place them alternatively in two jars, on marked "heads", on marked "tails". I would then flip a coin, and whichever side landed down would be turned into males, and the other would the the females, making sure Celestia was in one, and Luna in the other(Equal opportunity chaos!). Then if I wanted an orgy to go with it, I'd pump the local atmosphere with pheromones. Boom. Sick amusement=gained, genders=equalized, population=saved, world peace=never gonna happen. What about you guys? What chaotic ways would you solve the problem?
“It means, even under ideal circumstances, where a stallion pairs up with a mare and they have two children together, which they aren’t I might add, ponies would still be facing roughly a 50% decrease in overall population by the next generation.” Discord concluded, as the graphs rolled up back into his arm. “You ponies just don’t seem as interested in getting it on as much as you used to. If something isn’t done soon, your end won’t be by my hand, a changeling invasion, or from some Tirek like monster from the depths of Tartarus, it’ll be your own fault, and you’ll have no one else to blame!”
This really fails to engage me in the story. Not at all the most interesting premise to a story, and if everybody here is saying that this is just another clopfic, that's pretty bad. Clop should be more than just... "Oh look everyone is nude! Let's have an orgy because we can't control our sexual impulses!"
6392614 I agree, this is underwhelming. The clop was done, decently, but seems more like a quick stop. If that was what you wanted, good job. If you wanted a substantial story, well, feels underwhelming. The idea that a mare heavy society would fall due to declining birth rates is actually wrong, and this also happens in real life, and Celestia and Luna would not be so easily deceived... etc. Overall, not bad, but could use some work.
Instant fav
Holy shit, Rarity has four tits! A "Twin set" means she has two sets. 2x2=4
They just passed right over it! So smooth!
Arent they anthro Ponies? The are suppouse to have fur, not skin
This is any sensible person's reaction.
Huh, never knew getting a child was as easy as simply talking to one...
Methinks you were looking for "to conceive".
Interesting concept, curious where you're going with this.
Huh. Not what I'd do in Discord's shoes. I'd do something a tad more... random. Either A) randomly impregnate(through magic, of course) every non-virginal female in the country( at least it doesn't strip children of their clothing, though Discord might have made them except)-sparing certain exceptions, such as those who are already mothers, homeless, etc, or B) equalize the genders. How? Write all the names of Equestria's citizens on slips of paper(or parchment, to be unpredictable), put all the slips into a fish, then randomly pull them out one by one, and place them alternatively in two jars, on marked "heads", on marked "tails". I would then flip a coin, and whichever side landed down would be turned into males, and the other would the the females, making sure Celestia was in one, and Luna in the other(Equal opportunity chaos!). Then if I wanted an orgy to go with it, I'd pump the local atmosphere with pheromones. Boom. Sick amusement=gained, genders=equalized, population=saved, world peace=never gonna happen. What about you guys? What chaotic ways would you solve the problem?
This really fails to engage me in the story. Not at all the most interesting premise to a story, and if everybody here is saying that this is just another clopfic, that's pretty bad. Clop should be more than just... "Oh look everyone is nude! Let's have an orgy because we can't control our sexual impulses!"
6392614 I agree, this is underwhelming. The clop was done, decently, but seems more like a quick stop. If that was what you wanted, good job. If you wanted a substantial story, well, feels underwhelming. The idea that a mare heavy society would fall due to declining birth rates is actually wrong, and this also happens in real life, and Celestia and Luna would not be so easily deceived... etc. Overall, not bad, but could use some work.
Also, high note.
OMG this was a awesome read.!!!!!!!!
6387497 actually, ponies have hair, not fur