Imagine, if you will, a voice inside your head. A voice who was narrating all you did and said. Slowly growing louder, rhyming all the while, and now tell me: Could you pass this trial? Join us as we visit the life of Pinkie Pie, and watch as we see just how she struggles by.
The Alicorn wings make me look bigger. Anyway, you try keeping the weight off when ponies are always showing their love for the Princess of Friendship with free food, and that princess is you.
5987108 Actually, that is exactly why I joked about a fat Twilight. I'm glad you caught on.