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Twilight Sparkle wakes up in the middle of the street, in an awkward position, with a killer hangover. It's mid-morning, but the sun hasn't risen. Ponyville looks like a disaster area.
Just what in the name of Celestia happened at Pinkie Pie's "It's a New
Year to Cheer!" party?
Written for the Writer's Group December 2013 contest.
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'Gratz on third place!
3772371 Thanks!
THAT ENDING.
This one time.. In band camp...
~Skeeter The Lurker
3772412 Have you ever been to Band Camp? I heard weird shit goes on there...
3772412
This happens all the time... And I quote...
"That one time in band camp when I came home with a lampshade."
"OH Remember that one time in band camp when It started raining and some one yelled "Lets Get Naked!"?"
The story of my life!
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It ain't just weird Shit.. Its something no one will ever forget for as long as they live........ I LOVE BAND CAMP!!!
So I'm betting Big Macintosh found Fluttershy passed out in the streets, and took her home. And they may have had a little "fun" to ring in the new year.
If these were bands, I would pay to see either one of them.
oh my celestia this story is the funniest thing ive read for a while
This was hilarious from start to finish - I'm honestly surprised you didn't get first place!
Dammit, that was fun! The premise is entertaining as heck (it actually wasn't until I started writing this comment that I realized endeavoring to puzzle together recent events that took place during a substance-or-alcohol-induced blackout is the same as the Hangover trilogy), and, as always, you come up with so many funny-ass things for the ponies to do. Princess Celestia probably cracked me up more than anyone.
And as you might've guessed, seeing all six ponies make an appearance while everyone's favorite scaly smartass was nowhere to be seen made it just a...
...HAIR!...
...difficult to fully appreciate. But at least it wasn't until the very end, when Fluttershy was brought in. To include all seven, it would've been sufficient to see his legs and tail sticking out the top of someone's chimney, or something like that. Or perhaps sticking out from under Trixie's flank, *wink, wink, nudge* To refrain from singling Spike out, Rainbow Dash didn't need to be in it.
But they were a little harsh on Scratchie (cutest nickname ever), weren't they? She didn't want the whole bong to explode and unleash such a massive dose; wasn't that part an accident?
3796154 Did...did you seriously make an alt account just to make bad hair puns?
Anyway, yeah...if you stop to think, it makes sense for Spike to NOT be in this. After all, he's a BABY dragon. He probably didn't feel like staying awake until midnight, and wouldn't want to be around a bunch of drunken, silly ponies anyway.
That, or Twilight made him stay home and bribed him with diamond-chip ice cream, take your pick.
Oh, and Scratch DID set off the weedbomb on purpose. It's just that she was too stoned off her plot to realize how bad an idea it was.
3796849 I totally did!
...
No, I made that account just to nab the character before anyone else could. And unlike Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Princess Celestia, Cheerilee, and many others, I'm actually doing stuff with it! Sometimes.
But still: the term "baby dragon" hasn't been used since season one. He also only had narcoleptic issues in one episode, and that was only for plot convenience; remember how he stayed awake for 24+ hours to work in Winter Wrap-Up?
There are arguments for and against. It just make me feel good seeing all seven characters included, or at least seeing the one who is consistently excluded not singled out again. If Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash hadn't been in this one, I woulda loved it 100%. As it stands, my approval is at, eh...98.5%.
3796954 Heh. Honestly, I just couldn't even picture Spike tangled up in all this mess.
I think Time Turner was a little...
(Puts on sunglasses)
...'pissed' off.
I'll show myself out.
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But the punch...it was Spiked!
I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner...
Nice ending!
3857243 Please don't. We need you to post more comments.
3772532 You don't know the half of it.
genius, pure genius
That last line. Whoa nelly.
Where was Spike in all this?
Very amusing.