Comment section minigame for the first chapter of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:

Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that is similar to a scene in the fic.

Music recommendations for reading chapter Poop Sex:
Nine inch nails - Fuck you like an animal — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics) [Recommended by 5429946]
I want to feel you from the inside — I want to fuck you like an animal — my whole existence is flawed
within my stomach — scraped off my knees — I drink the honey — from inside your hive

James D. Stark - Ready — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
I'm ready for your love — take me higher — I'm ready to be drenched — in your desire — I'm ready to be touched

Brother Firetribe - Heart Full of Fire — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
I feel your fever rising — This time there ain't no denying — It's just too much for me to take
Go down in my flame — I know you want it just the same — The way you're sexin' me is frightening

The Journey - Resonate — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
Feel your presence all around me — On the same frequency — It's all our love can be — When we resonate

Congratulations, your entire existence is based upon a website that sells dildos to furries!
You should know that your mother is so proud of the choices you've made in life!

5404841 My mother taught me well.

5404844
She did. She truly, truly did.

Uhh... I think you forgot the comedy tag there, dear author. Oh wait, scratch that. I meant the random tag...

5404937 Random and Comedy is not what this collaboration is about, though, one author may have missed the mark a little. I promise that the next published story/chapter won't be Comedy or Random.

5404961 I find the random tag necessary, considering there are going to be different plot in each chapters. But hey, your story, your decision.

This is a waste of time, effort, space, words, and thought.

K

convince Twilight to put a cloudwalking spell on his hooves and the ladder

Thunderlane is a pegasus.

The original draft insinuated that building a house of cards is hard to do when you have hooves. My wording must've been off.

“Is that how the records are made in Equestria?” Asked Brook sincerely.

*Brock

5405001
Totally worth it.

5405055

The original draft insinuated that building a house of cards is hard to do when you have hooves. My wording must've been off.

I think your wording must have been off. Your original was:

"Ah, finally I'm done building this record-setting house of cards," said Thunderlane as he gently placed a Ten of Hearts atop a massive tower of shiny cardboard slices,"this took me a very long time, especially given that I had to have Twilight put a cloudwalking spell on this fifty foot ladder. Oh and also hooves but that was obvious."

Thunderlane climbed down the ladder to his soft, cushiony floor.

You're free to word it better in the collaboration document, and I'll fix it in this published story when you are done.

On the side note, I hope you don't mind, too much, the changes I've made to your story. I was trying to beat the random and troll out of it, unsuccessfully.

*Brock

My bad. Fixed.

5405235 Your group is called 'Reviews for all!!!'. I guess you don't consider me as one of all.

I removed the story from your group.

5405303 What is it that you find weird? Too many tentacles? Too few?

5405315
It has Brock Lesnar poop sex.

Writers:
Jesus Willem Dafoe

Well, there's your problem.

*Sees "poop sex", closes laptop slowly*
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5405493
:c

5405500 thanks for the warning, the description sure didn't have one.

5406477

Well, I can definitely say that I wasn't expecting this upon clicking in, so this story certainly has an element of surprise going for it! As for a song, I think this is the most appropriate one I can thing of.

Nine Inch Nails - Fuck You Like An Animal - Correlation: ....56%
Reason: Hopefully the song title makes this bit obvious. :)

5429944 5429946 Thank you for your kind words and playing the comment section mini games. You've won both Game 1 (I'm giving your song 80% correlation) and Game 2 (70% correlation).

5404844 yes....

Yes she did

Maybe I don't understand why this isn't labeled as comedy.