Comment section minigame for the second chapter of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format: - A link or embedded Youtube video of it. - Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story). - Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that is similar to a scene in the fic.
Music recommendations for reading chapter A Helping Hoof: Scorpions - No One Like You — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics) I imagine the things we'll do —I just wanna be loved by you
Motley Crue - Sex — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics) What gets me off is a little neglect — Cos its all about the sex
5455268 Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This does explain why this story got so many downvotes. Not that I can do anything about it, though.
Also, Thank you for your encouragement. We'll keep this collaboration going for as long as there will be stories left to tell.
5455439 Thank you. Every upvote counts toward the overcoming of the burden of downvotes that have been cast in the past. I just hope that the potential authors, joining this collaboration, won't be discouraged by the current rating.
Can someone explain to me what this has to do with a humorously failed coup? The fact that it's in 217 groups leads me to believe that someone just spammed it as much as they could.
5538995 There should be a warning: 'All stories does not mean all stories'. Either way, the group will not see any of my stories ever again, unless its folder system gets fixed.
5541088 Jubilee Glider put a lot of effort in this. We've held session after session going through the story, discussing how we could make sentences better. I feel very honored that she allowed me to publish her story A Helping Hoof.
5543613 I just did the standard rape thingy in the Prologue, but Willem Dafoe really outdid himself, didn't he?
Jubilee Glider put in the most of the work with her Helping Hoof. I'm sorry to see downvotes for the overall story cast a shadow on her chapter that truly deserves a better rating.
5543726 God damn it, I neither like reading nor enjoy writing clop of any kind, but when I saw that Dafoe had contributed towards a clop story by Bad Draon, I knew deep down that I had to try and one-up him. Expect me to write some really twisted trash for this, just so I can have my name up there. Might have something to do with lemons.
5547517 You're more than welcome to contribute, as long as the theme of your story includes the following attributes: -Lust -mystical -Sexual atmosphere -Palpable air of forbidden fantasy -Exotic encounter (mythical creatures and interspecies are your best bet, but are not obligatory) -Horizon-broadening and Mind-opening -Unique experience -Passion
Also note that this is a collaboration. Everything you write can be subjected to fixing. If I find a troll in your fic, I will beat it until it's dead. That's what happened with Willem Dafoe's entry. Well, actually ... I couldn't kill the troll. It was too strong ... But you know what I mean!
5548767 What does this have to do with mind/body swapping, polytheism, Christian questions, humans acting sexy and/or not being little bitches, or anything creepy, scary or dark? For that matter, you added it to Rainbow Dash's Library when the group's number-one rule is "no NSFW books,threads, or comments because this group is not for NSFW anything so anything that is NSFW will immediately be deleted until farther notice" - and you added it to the Not Not Safe for Work group, for pony's sake! Sure, publicity's great, but there's a difference between publicity and notoriety.
I honestly think a troll chapter should be either left out or left as is. After all, if you start with a trollfic and beat the troll out of it, what's left? A sad excuse for a story with nothing for anypony to enjoy. Dafoe's entry could be funny to some in its original state, but not as it is here.
On the subject of trollfics, while it's very kind of you to accept any story in any state, let's be serious here. If you want upvotes, don't post a trollfic; if you want a trollfic, don't complain about downvotes.
I'm trying not to be a bitch or anything, but... you know... I edited the fuck out of Jubilee's story and I know it deserves to be read, and I'm not sure it'll get that chance as things are right now. That's all.
Zecora's mind has been hijacked and made to experience these encounters (Prologue). This is mind swapping at its finest.
polytheism
Are you claiming that Cthulhu is the one and only god? Your head-canon must be really dark.
Christian questions
The group's description is:
For some reason, this group is also a good place to promote any and all of your stories. Just drop them in appropriate folders and watch the view count on them rise.
humans acting sexy and/or not being little bitches
Are you saying that Brock Lesnar isn't sexy and is, in fact, a little bitch? I just hope Willem Dafoe doesn't hear you say this.
anything creepy, scary or dark
People do find Bad Dragon stories to be creepy. There is implied rape in some which makes them dark. Uncertainty is also widely used which is a close match to scary.
Rainbow Dash's Library
There was no NSFW rule when the group was created. I've updated my group stalking sheet and removed the story. Thanks for pointing it out. Sometimes, I make mistakes.
Not Not Safe for Work group
There is no such group. There is, however, Not Safe for Work group. This story fits in that group perfectly.
I don’t spam my stories. I only put them in relevant folders, unless I make an honest mistake.
I honestly think a troll chapter should be either left out or left as is.
Bad Dragon is not about troll fics. I’ve fixed the story so that it met minimum requirements. It’s a good story, but the troll was making it out of context.
Willem Dafoe put his soul in his chapter. Who am I to deny him? I’d rather be Fimfiction than Equestria Daily.
I'm trying not to be a bitch or anything, but... you know... I edited the fuck out of Jubilee's story and I know it deserves to be read, and I'm not sure it'll get that chance as things are right now. That's all.
Jubilee wanted her story to be published in this collaboration from all other options. I didn’t force anything on anypony.
Jubilee, also let me know if you're even okay with me publishing your story in this collaboration. I'd be honored to do so, but if you want to publish it as your own one-shot, you're welcome to do that. It's your story; it's your decision.
I'm very serious about my porn.
So am I, but if Willem Dafoe didn’t contribute, this collaboration had a very good chance to fail. I had no option to be picky and choosy. Perhaps if you also contributed when the collaboration started, we could have set a higher bar. With lack of stories, I had to accept what I was offered.
On another note, Jubilee’s story isn’t perfectly Bad Dragon themed, either. It isn't very mystical. If you ignore the trolling, Dafoe’s story can go toe to toe with Jubilee’s story in regards to hitting the mark of being Bad Dragon themed.
If I was as strict as you wanted me to be, I would have to deny Jubilee as well. It would be a stupid thing for me to do, as Jubilee's story is really good. I consider myself lucky to be allowed to feature it.
Not gonna lie. Was interested in the dragons part. But seeing that this doesn't really involve the show too much and is so inhumane I feel offended I just can't seem to get down to really reading it. Try not to be so one sided too bro. Writing and reading is a lot like sharing just need to appeal to your readers. Not a small portion of it.
You can imagine that dragon in the cover art just clopping to it all. He's a Bad Dragon trademark, so he kind of needs to be there, even if the story doesn't involve him directly.
I don't have much say in what goes in this collaboration (except for the Prologue). I just make sure that it is Bad Dragon themed. The story as a whole wasn't intended to offend. It's purpose is to expand the reader's horizons.
If you're looking for 100% show related then A Helping Hoof (Jubilee Glider) chapter is for you. It directly hosts only canon characters.
5605516 Haven't gotten to that one yet. I may take a peek. As strange as this may sound. I have some board horizons myself. I may give it another good. I just can't seem to enjoy this cup of tea so to speak. I might change my mind like I did with other things.
7590771 Because I still have hopes that future will follow my thematic guidelines more closely: -Lust -mystical -Sexual atmosphere -Palpable air of forbidden fantasy -Exotic encounter (mythical creatures and interspecies are your best bet, but are not obligatory) -Horizon-broadening and Mind-opening -Unique experience -Passion
As you can see, comedy wasn't prescribed. I was inspired by the stories on the Bad Dragon site and want to stay true to the source themes. However, this is a collaboration, so enforcement of a single view on something is next to impossible.
The tags present the story as it should have been (and hopefully will be in the future chapters). That is why there is no comedy tag.
Comment section minigame for the second chapter of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that is similar to a scene in the fic.
Music recommendations for reading chapter A Helping Hoof:
Scorpions - No One Like You — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
I imagine the things we'll do —I just wanna be loved by you
Motley Crue - Sex — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics)
What gets me off is a little neglect — Cos its all about the sex
5455254 What kind of groups? What isn't looking good?
5455268 Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This does explain why this story got so many downvotes. Not that I can do anything about it, though.
Also, Thank you for your encouragement. We'll keep this collaboration going for as long as there will be stories left to tell.
5455439 Thank you. Every upvote counts toward the overcoming of the burden of downvotes that have been cast in the past. I just hope that the potential authors, joining this collaboration, won't be discouraged by the current rating.
That cover picture gives me The Horn.
Can someone explain to me what this has to do with a humorously failed coup?
The fact that it's in 217 groups leads me to believe that someone just spammed it as much as they could.
5488561 Firstly, Zecora didn't initially plan to summon Cthulhu. Secondly, she tried to resist the Tentacle god, which failed, obviously.
But I do get your point. I removed this story from your group.
5508782 I cared.
5508799 It fitted your group, but upon your request I took it away.
5488644
And this is the first thing I see when skimming the comments.
Rating: ノಥ益ಥ)ノ= / ج ج\
5512977 Y U no like Tenty?
5513102 I don't like it because I love it.
I fail to see what's perceivedly "badass" about this. Unless "badass" is some sort of euphemism for "stupid and gross" and the like.
5514783 How is Brock Lesnar not badass?
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5515197
Yes, he most certainly is. But not poop sex. Not poop. Never sex with poop. No.
5513253
You don't like Tenty? What are ya'? A fucking scumbag or something with a heart of stone? In other words...just like me?
5517193 If you were badass enough, you wouldn't let something like poop sex get the better of you.
5519087
You put this in Sweetielight group, but this story contains no Sweetielight. Why?
5521166 Sorry about that. Your group lacked description about the purpose of the folders, and I got confused. It won't happen again.
5532874 I must have misinterpreted the expression 'All stories'. I removed this story from said group.
5538995 There should be a warning: 'All stories does not mean all stories'. Either way, the group will not see any of my stories ever again, unless its folder system gets fixed.
5540083 Fixed.
5540160 There is no bad blood. It was just a misunderstanding, and we cleared it up. Thank you for bringing the issue to my attention.
So this is what you've been working on for quite some time? I'm very excited to read~!
5541088 Jubilee Glider put a lot of effort in this. We've held session after session going through the story, discussing how we could make sentences better. I feel very honored that she allowed me to publish her story A Helping Hoof.
5542967 I see...
Also, I read the first few chapters... Ew. I mean, it's cool... But ew.
5543613 I just did the standard rape thingy in the Prologue, but Willem Dafoe really outdid himself, didn't he?
Jubilee Glider put in the most of the work with her Helping Hoof. I'm sorry to see downvotes for the overall story cast a shadow on her chapter that truly deserves a better rating.
5543726
God damn it, I neither like reading nor enjoy writing clop of any kind, but when I saw that Dafoe had contributed towards a clop story by Bad Draon, I knew deep down that I had to try and one-up him.
Expect me to write some really twisted trash for this, just so I can have my name up there. Might have something to do with lemons.
5547517 You're more than welcome to contribute, as long as the theme of your story includes the following attributes:
-Lust
-mystical
-Sexual atmosphere
-Palpable air of forbidden fantasy
-Exotic encounter (mythical creatures and interspecies are your best bet, but are not obligatory)
-Horizon-broadening and Mind-opening
-Unique experience
-Passion
Also note that this is a collaboration. Everything you write can be subjected to fixing. If I find a troll in your fic, I will beat it until it's dead. That's what happened with Willem Dafoe's entry. Well, actually ... I couldn't kill the troll. It was too strong ... But you know what I mean!
Here are some stories from Bad Dragon website that you can refer to if you're not sure what these stories are supposed to represent.
If in doubt, send Adda le Blue or me a
massagemessage and we'll help you out.Thank you for contributing your story to The Dark Of The Night. :twilight smile: We hope you enjoy browsing our library!
5543726 Oh.
5547517
I find myself at a loss for words...
5548767
What does this have to do with mind/body swapping, polytheism, Christian questions, humans acting sexy and/or not being little bitches, or anything creepy, scary or dark? For that matter, you added it to Rainbow Dash's Library when the group's number-one rule is "no NSFW books,threads, or comments because this group is not for NSFW anything so anything that is NSFW will immediately be deleted until farther notice" - and you added it to the Not Not Safe for Work group, for pony's sake! Sure, publicity's great, but there's a difference between publicity and notoriety.
I honestly think a troll chapter should be either left out or left as is. After all, if you start with a trollfic and beat the troll out of it, what's left? A sad excuse for a story with nothing for anypony to enjoy. Dafoe's entry could be funny to some in its original state, but not as it is here.
On the subject of trollfics, while it's very kind of you to accept any story in any state, let's be serious here. If you want upvotes, don't post a trollfic; if you want a trollfic, don't complain about downvotes.
I'm trying not to be a bitch or anything, but... you know... I edited the fuck out of Jubilee's story and I know it deserves to be read, and I'm not sure it'll get that chance as things are right now. That's all.
I'm very serious about my porn.
Seriously serious.
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Seriously.
Zecora's mind has been hijacked and made to experience these encounters (Prologue). This is mind swapping at its finest.
Are you claiming that Cthulhu is the one and only god? Your head-canon must be really dark.
The group's description is:
Are you saying that Brock Lesnar isn't sexy and is, in fact, a little bitch? I just hope Willem Dafoe doesn't hear you say this.
People do find Bad Dragon stories to be creepy. There is implied rape in some which makes them dark. Uncertainty is also widely used which is a close match to scary.
There was no NSFW rule when the group was created. I've updated my group stalking sheet and removed the story. Thanks for pointing it out. Sometimes, I make mistakes.
There is no such group. There is, however, Not Safe for Work group. This story fits in that group perfectly.
I don’t spam my stories. I only put them in relevant folders, unless I make an honest mistake.
Bad Dragon is not about troll fics. I’ve fixed the story so that it met minimum requirements. It’s a good story, but the troll was making it out of context.
Willem Dafoe put his soul in his chapter. Who am I to deny him? I’d rather be Fimfiction than Equestria Daily.
Jubilee wanted her story to be published in this collaboration from all other options. I didn’t force anything on anypony.
So am I, but if Willem Dafoe didn’t contribute, this collaboration had a very good chance to fail. I had no option to be picky and choosy. Perhaps if you also contributed when the collaboration started, we could have set a higher bar. With lack of stories, I had to accept what I was offered.
On another note, Jubilee’s story isn’t perfectly Bad Dragon themed, either. It isn't very mystical. If you ignore the trolling, Dafoe’s story can go toe to toe with Jubilee’s story in regards to hitting the mark of being Bad Dragon themed.
If I was as strict as you wanted me to be, I would have to deny Jubilee as well. It would be a stupid thing for me to do, as Jubilee's story is really good. I consider myself lucky to be allowed to feature it.
Not gonna lie. Was interested in the dragons part. But seeing that this doesn't really involve the show too much and is so inhumane I feel offended I just can't seem to get down to really reading it. Try not to be so one sided too bro. Writing and reading is a lot like sharing just need to appeal to your readers. Not a small portion of it.
5605038 Thank you for your feedback.
You can imagine that dragon in the cover art just clopping to it all. He's a Bad Dragon trademark, so he kind of needs to be there, even if the story doesn't involve him directly.
I don't have much say in what goes in this collaboration (except for the Prologue). I just make sure that it is Bad Dragon themed. The story as a whole wasn't intended to offend. It's purpose is to expand the reader's horizons.
If you're looking for 100% show related then A Helping Hoof (Jubilee Glider) chapter is for you. It directly hosts only canon characters.
5605516 Haven't gotten to that one yet. I may take a peek. As strange as this may sound. I have some board horizons myself. I may give it another good. I just can't seem to enjoy this cup of tea so to speak. I might change my mind like I did with other things.
just noticed the number of dislikes... heh.
6559767 It seems even downvotes are good for something.
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7590771 Because I still have hopes that future will follow my thematic guidelines more closely:
-Lust
-mystical
-Sexual atmosphere
-Palpable air of forbidden fantasy
-Exotic encounter (mythical creatures and interspecies are your best bet, but are not obligatory)
-Horizon-broadening and Mind-opening
-Unique experience
-Passion
As you can see, comedy wasn't prescribed. I was inspired by the stories on the Bad Dragon site and want to stay true to the source themes. However, this is a collaboration, so enforcement of a single view on something is next to impossible.
The tags present the story as it should have been (and hopefully will be in the future chapters). That is why there is no comedy tag.