Well that went as well as expected. Rainbow winced as she heard the clattering of metal beneath her hooves, along with a grumble and the squeak of joints as a crimson figure rose from his uncomfortable position on the grass. "What do ye rain out of ye clouds, CONCRETE?!" Foxy screeched in anger, his voice raising to mimic that of a squirrel's. RD giggled as she landed beside the pirate fox, grinning like a child that had just gotten an early Christmas present. "No need to yell! I can hear you from down here!" She laughed, looking up at the awkwardly tall fox-bot who was currently trying to reassemble his upper body with the one arm that was still attached.
Foxy's head shot up as he heard yelling, and he couldn't help but chuckle when Freddy skidded across the grass, landing with his feet stuck in the air and his head twisted backwards. He grumpily returned to his normal position, scowling at the mare who had pushed him, and was currently yelling out various words for 'monster' - he was sure he heard some curses too. Freddy stood up, fiddling with his bow-tie.
"Well, dear mare, I must say - this town has a strange way of saying thank you after a gentlebear cooks breakfast for you."
"Throwing a triangle of cheese and sauce in my face is NOT making breakfast!"
"What, you don't like pizza?"
Foxy quietly kicked the mess of ingredients away from where it lay next to his leg. "That ain't pizza, matey."
"...I'm a singer, not a chef!"
Rainbow pulled at the bear's tail, disorienting him and pulling him to the ground. "What in tartarus are you doing?! That's the princess!"
"Sure, and I'm your uncle."
Rainbow rolled her eyes and watched as a battle ensued. Freddy grabbed Celestia and--
{EPICNESS REMOVED AS FREDDY DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT HE WON OUT OF PITY} (AKA I suck at writing fights.)
Foxy wasn't sure what drugs he was on, or what effect they had on him, but he was currently sat next to Bonnie and Chica in a church-like room, watching Freddy get coronated...
Wait, what?
5472228 I read. i.imgur.com/ts76O4F.png
I feel.http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/205/8/6/aww____so_cute____by_nicksfluffyshit-d6eyttf.jpg
wait a minute. IT UPDATED WHILE I WAS CRYING TEARS OF "D'AAAAAAAWWWW SO CUUUTE!" MOTHERFUCKER!
also, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DONT APPRECIATE IT. Yet.Although i will thank you for taking care of sunbutt. I have read some of the story. FREDDY IS SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!! :DDDDDDDFreddy being coronated as: 'Prince/King of using childish song to scary people'
5472367 I'm glad to see that you liked the fanfic that I linked you to xD It's my favourite!
Oh, and SHIZ GON GET REEEEAL
By that I mean I'm probably gonna ship them like always
BUT ANYWAY
IT'S GOING TO HAVE
A CERTAIN DRACONEQUUS
5472560 Yep...
5472724 U kno wut happens wen shit gets real at fazbears pizza?
Goldie: an older version of my self takes control of Vincent and attempts to kill every animatronic and human in the pizzeria? and i cover myself in syrup?
Yep.
and the plot now welcomes you to hell
...wut...
5488052 Thank the comment section and my love for Mr. Fazbear xD
When I read that ending I was like
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The Princess Freddy cometh.....?
5472228
That FanFic just has the most adorable set of toddlers. Freddy's really fussy, and now Chica is seen as a mother by Bonnie and Foxy. It's a great story! And then, Goldi is turned into a baby.
*raspy voice*
Uuuuuuuppppdddddaaaaaateeeee......................
5526481 Oops, sorry!
I keep forgetting!
HOPEFULLY I'll get my brain to work properly...
5517100 BEHOLD, BEHOOOOLD!
Did I mention that Freddy is my favourite?
**snicker**
He's totally in a tiara and a dress right now!
5528240 meanwhile.
Hmmmmmmmmm........... This picture has a huge lack of Freddy. Better. Lilly. WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MERREEEEE?! I DONT HATE FREDDEH NO MORE! WHY?!?!?!
What the hay?!
*stares at screen* Any second now.......any second......
Gah where did my fav character come from!!!!!
5528259 Hahah! He's my favourite character! I knew this would work on someone!