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// All Hail King Freddy (JOKE CHAPTER) 
// Story: The Four Freak-show Escapees 
// by Lillyfroo 
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	Well that went as well as expected. Rainbow winced as she heard the clattering of metal beneath her hooves, along with a grumble and the squeak of joints as a crimson figure rose from his uncomfortable position on the grass. "What do ye rain out of ye clouds, CONCRETE?!" Foxy screeched in anger, his voice raising to mimic that of a squirrel's. RD giggled as she landed beside the pirate fox, grinning like a child that had just gotten an early Christmas present. "No need to yell! I can hear you from down here!" She laughed, looking up at the awkwardly tall fox-bot who was currently trying to reassemble his upper body with the one arm that was still attached.

Foxy's head shot up as he heard yelling, and he couldn't help but chuckle when Freddy skidded across the grass, landing with his feet stuck in the air and his head twisted backwards. He grumpily returned to his normal position, scowling at the mare who had pushed him, and was currently yelling out various words for 'monster' - he was sure he heard some curses too. Freddy stood up, fiddling with his bow-tie.
"Well, dear mare, I must say - this town has a strange way of saying thank you after a gentlebear cooks breakfast for you."
"Throwing a triangle of cheese and sauce in my face is NOT making breakfast!"
"What, you don't like pizza?"
Foxy quietly kicked the mess of ingredients away from where it lay next to his leg. "That ain't pizza, matey."
"...I'm a singer, not a chef!"

Rainbow pulled at the bear's tail, disorienting him and pulling him to the ground. "What in tartarus are you doing?! That's the princess!"
"Sure, and I'm your uncle."
Rainbow rolled her eyes and watched as a battle ensued. Freddy grabbed Celestia and--

{EPICNESS REMOVED AS FREDDY DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT HE WON OUT OF PITY} (AKA I suck at writing fights.)

Foxy wasn't sure what drugs he was on, or what effect they had on him, but he was currently sat next to Bonnie and Chica in a church-like room, watching Freddy get coronated...
Wait, what?