The Four Freak-show Escapees

by Lillyfroo

8 - The Fashion Police

"SCREEEEEEW YOUUUUUUU!" the blue blur screeched as it fell from the sky. It landed with a thump, and the blue 'blur', also known as Clyde, groaned in pain, rolling over and clutching his arm.

"That Faz-damn puppet with his stupid portal-talk!" he mumbled, stumbling to his feet and stumbling towards a lake, sneering at his reflection. "I look like a disaster - and the pizza-sauce covered dirt isn't helping!"

Just as the bunny was about to wash the muck off his face, he heard a shriek, and a white... unicorn... ran up to him. "Darling, what happened?! You look like a disaster! No lady should look this way!"

"Good thing I'm male," the bunny spat, pulling away.

"Oh. Sorry, Mr. Bunny, but... mind if I help you with that?"

"Go ahead. Just don't scratch my paint."

Silent, the unicorn dabbed a cloth in the water and gently wiped the bunny's face - even daring to scrub his eyes, despite his wails. "Who are you, the fashion police?!"

"Yes, actually."

The bunny paused. "So... can I join?"

"Depends. What should never be worn with socks?"
"Sandals."
"Wow."
"What?"
"Stallions usually say something... crazy."
"Sexist."
"Whatever."

The two laughed, before Clyde snapped back to seriousness. "But seriously, from the looks of this place, nobody has any fashion sense."
"Time we taught 'em!"

And thus, the pony-bunny-duo ran around 'fablifying' the townies in Ponyville.

Author's Note:

THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE TOYS! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE TOYS!
Yes, the other toys will come to Equestria, but when they're ready. I'm still not entirely sure of their characters yet. But I will tell you one thing; Clyde will occasionally go into 'Pinkie Mode'.

My version of Clyde is extremely sarcastic, vain and flirty, and even slightly depressing at times, but he will randomly snap into 'Pinkie Mode' - when he feels extremely happy or excited, he'll act in his second headcanon personality - extremely optimistic, cheerful, hyper and pretty much just Pinkie Pie. Please note that this is my headcanon, not yours, and that this is not canonical.
Oh, yeah, and he's also gorgeous and has an amazing fashion sense. Don't judge me.

Comments

[Lillyfroo]

5954463 Heheheh~
When the rest of the Toys and a certain bunny are in here, Nightmare might get a little turn~

[Lillyfroo]

5956760 I'm not sure. I didn't make the cover myself, so I'm unsure if they'll be willing to add them.