Rainbow Dash is kidnapped, then rescued by a gang of criminals. Stripped of her wing strength, she finds sanctuary among the Payday Crew. (Season One finished; stay tuned!)
One should be a guy asking if he can buy the pens-on-chains from the bank, and if/when Bain says no, the guy starts yelling about how hard to find they are and asks where the bank gets their supply.
Someone could ask for a loan to start up their own criminal racket, and be really bad about trying to conceal that motive. Then Bain points out he really shouldn't do this kind of thing on the phone with a public bank and the guy hangs up in a panic.
5832408 I was hoping for only one suggestion from each person. Certainly, I'm only going to use one suggestion from each person; double-dipping wouldn't be fair on the rest.
"Hi Mike here I want to take a 1,000 loan for my kids party and I know Vlad's bakery has the most expensive cakes.""Ummm... sure just hold on""Almost forgot! another 500 for that HoxHud thing I heard about."
"Hi. REMEMBER ME? Yeah, I'm that guy. You should remember the voice of the man you SCREWED OVER. So, you listen and you listen good. I'm holding your entire family hostage. You know where you live, right John? Oh, I know you do, you don't even have to say anything. So, you better come here with $50,000. I know you have plenty money to share, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Hell, you probably carry that much money with you every day to work. Now, here's the part I'm gonna enjoy. Every 30 minutes until you get here, I'll slit the throat of one of your family members. Oh no, It's an hour drive from the office to home? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. Well, it's too late to change the conditions now! Hmm, I think I'll start with Hailey first...Hailey, can you please say something to John?
"Honey, don't do it! Call the cops!"
"Oh, thanks for reminding me about that! I almost forgot. If I hear so much as a siren in the distance, all of them are dead! You got that, Johnny?!"
Bain: "Uh...who's this?"
"...Oh, shit! Uh, listen, this was just a prank, y'know! All just a harmless little prank. Hahaha...Hey! Stop laughing! You better stop mother-" CLICK
"hi hi its john I know i am over two hours late but the voices told me I have to clean all the guns to day, but i am done now do you still need me to come in?
Hello, this is Franklin over at the television show Pig or No Pig and I'd like to tell you that we have chosen you to become a contestant on our show! So why don't you come on down to the station and we'll see if you can win a free pig!
Skittles.
One should be a guy asking if he can buy the pens-on-chains from the bank, and if/when Bain says no, the guy starts yelling about how hard to find they are and asks where the bank gets their supply.
Someone could ask for a loan to start up their own criminal racket, and be really bad about trying to conceal that motive. Then Bain points out he really shouldn't do this kind of thing on the phone with a public bank and the guy hangs up in a panic.
I might edit this comment if i get any more ideas
You know "the jacket" correct?
Make it a phone call from him.
5832408 I was hoping for only one suggestion from each person. Certainly, I'm only going to use one suggestion from each person; double-dipping wouldn't be fair on the rest.
(I liked the one about the pens, actually.)
"Hello is this pizza place?" "No this is bank" Oh so no pizza then?"
"Hello? Yes I'd liker to take out a loan, I'm trying to start up my own Pizza place with its own animatronic enterinment!"
Pretty corny choice of a call but..."Hello, is your refrigerator running?" "No, sir, this is a bank." "What? Uh....well you better go catch it?"
Really now, people. We're forgetting the most important phone call of all time. "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
"I just wanted to call to make sure you weren't getting robbed... HAHA Just kidding, can you transfer me to Rob?"
"Hi Mike here I want to take a 1,000 loan for my kids party and I know Vlad's bakery has the most expensive cakes.""Ummm... sure just hold on""Almost forgot! another 500 for that HoxHud thing I heard about."
"Hi. REMEMBER ME? Yeah, I'm that guy. You should remember the voice of the man you SCREWED OVER. So, you listen and you listen good. I'm holding your entire family hostage. You know where you live, right John? Oh, I know you do, you don't even have to say anything. So, you better come here with $50,000. I know you have plenty money to share, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Hell, you probably carry that much money with you every day to work. Now, here's the part I'm gonna enjoy. Every 30 minutes until you get here, I'll slit the throat of one of your family members. Oh no, It's an hour drive from the office to home? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. Well, it's too late to change the conditions now! Hmm, I think I'll start with Hailey first...Hailey, can you please say something to John?
"Honey, don't do it! Call the cops!"
"Oh, thanks for reminding me about that! I almost forgot. If I hear so much as a siren in the distance, all of them are dead! You got that, Johnny?!"
Bain: "Uh...who's this?"
"...Oh, shit! Uh, listen, this was just a prank, y'know! All just a harmless little prank. Hahaha...Hey! Stop laughing! You better stop mother-" CLICK
"hi hi its john I know i am over two hours late but the voices told me I have to clean all the guns to day, but i am done now do you still need me to come in?
Hello, this is Franklin over at the television show Pig or No Pig and I'd like to tell you that we have chosen you to become a contestant on our show! So why don't you come on down to the station and we'll see if you can win a free pig!
"Hey, Billy Mays here for the OxiClean Stain Specialist. Powered by the air you brea-"
*click*
even though it's too late...
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"