JUNGLIST MOVEMENT
"Dear Twilight Sparkle,
We cordially invite thee to a gathering tonight within the confines of the Everfree Forest. Do not fear, for it is in a safe and well documented clearing along the main path through the forest. We have attached a map to this letter so that you may find your way.
We would be delighted if you could attend.
Princess Luna
Twilight had been following Luna's map for almost an hour now, having passed the same stump more than once. As the map instructed. Off in the distance she could hear a rythmic...something.
Disregarding th map, she decided to just follow her ears.
Half an hour later, and Twiligth was getting closer.The rythm seemed much louder now, and she could even see some lights juuuust further aliong.
Trotting over some uneven ground, Twilight tripped and stumbled face first through a shrub. When she opened her eyes, she was confronted with a stange glowing...bar.
Lifting her head out of the bush, she found another. And another. They seemed to make a trail, and being the curios mare that she is, Twilight decided to follow.
Five minutes later, she was confronted by dense shrubbery. She pushed through it, the beats growing louder than ever.
Reaching the other side, Twilight's mouth hung open as she took in the scene arounf her.
Humans.
Lots and lots of humans.
And they were all 'dancing' to the beat, covered in the glowing sticks and putting odd little things in their mouths.. She noticed that way off behind all the humans was DJ PON3, spinning the recordsp presumably containg the repetitive beats that the humans seemed to love so much,
"Sparkle! So glad you could join us!"
Twilight turned around to confront the farmilair voice. There, covered in glowing sticks and an odd, swily multi coloured shirt with a smiley face on it was Princesss Luna.
"This is 'wicked', is it not? And the beats are 'huge'!"
"Princess Luna? Whats happening here?"
"'Tis a 'rave', young Sprakle. The humans apparently love them, so I decied to host one myself, witha little help from Miss PON3 over there."
"But what is-"
"Bangin' ent it?" Interupted Luna.
"Uh, yes, but what is-"
"Here, have an 'E'!"
Luna shoved a small...thing into Twilight's mouth.
"Come, let us rave!"
Luna took them into the croud where the humans were dancing. After about half an hour (maybe more, maybe less, she couldn;t tell) Twilight began to feel a distinct feeling of euphoria. Most likely from the thing Luna had given her.
"Luuuuuna, what was-"
Twilight was interupted by a sudden wailing sound, accompanied by blue flashing lights. Out of the shrubbery, a 'car' (as she remembered) had come into the 'rave' site, several more following it.
"AH! 'TIS THE FUZZ! WE MUST FLEE!"
With that, Luna spread her wings and flew off. Very soon after many of the humans began to flee. More humans came out of the cars, these ones in official looking uniforms. Now even PON-3 was running, leaving the current song playing. I twas mostly repepetive beats. Now Twilight was the only one NOT running. The uniformed humeans came and cuffed her, putting her in the back of oe of the cars.
"...And thats how come Twilight is in a human jail for hosting an illegal rave and for posetion of drugs." Finished Luna.
"And you're certain they can;t link it back to you? Inquired Celestia.
"Yes."
"Sweet. Lets go get pissed."
"Seesssioooooon." Blared Luna.
And so the moral is that you should never let your friends host an illegal rave because it'll probably just get you in trouble.
Just trust me on this one.
To quote someone quoting someone else:
Funny, but check your grammar for mistakes. If the stories were longer, it would be like a Movie 43 kind of thing!
The fact that you apologized in the description...
These stories are terrible...
I like them.
Also:
In case the clip didn't give it away: this is basically a Hungarian "peasant metal" song about drinking until you throw up, then drinking some more. A lighter version of "Blackout," I suppose...
Ooh, a rave. Wait let me just put on some Happy Mondays...
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Well, I certainly can't fault that. Unless you're lying, for whatever reason.
4957326
I could check the grammar, but it would sorta defeat the point, what with wanting to keep them the same as when I wrote them.
Longer chapters may happen, depends how well writing holds my attention while drunk, this is an experiment at the moment
4957350
I stand by it wholeheartedly.
4957554
Its a whole new kind of awful!
Also:
>peasant metal
10/10 best new genre name.
4957686
Fuckin' get Bez in on this action!
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It's a rough translation. The original word is also used to describe someone as "dumb." What are derogatory terms/slang for "person who works in agriculture" in English? (other than "peasant," of course )
Actually, I screwed up. The band calls itself "agricultural metal"
Also, the title means "atom-vomit"
Tis the fuzz! We must flee!
This is the kinda humor i love. keep at it mate. no matter how many people hate this... you will have me as a true fan!!!!
4958053
Well, in UK English, I don't think there is a derogatory term for farmer. In US English, maybe Hick or Yokel I guess.
4958160
Thanks, man! All I can say is I'm going out and getting pissed tonight, so expect more pretty soon!
4957963 ...God made it easy on me!
4958200 yokel metal, it's metal... With banjos.
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4958392 now for your viewing enjoyment, gypsy punk music: http://youtu.be/um1dSSPzc1I
4958392 well, that might have been the coolest thing ever.
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Gogol Bordello, fucking called it!