JUNGLIST MOVEMENT
"Dear Twilight Sparkle,
We cordially invite thee to a gathering tonight within the confines of the Everfree Forest. Do not fear, for it is in a safe and well documented clearing along the main path through the forest. We have attached a map to this letter so that you may find your way.
We would be delighted if you could attend.
Princess Luna
Twilight had been following Luna's map for almost an hour now, having passed the same stump more than once. As the map instructed. Off in the distance she could hear a rythmic...something.
Disregarding th map, she decided to just follow her ears.
Half an hour later, and Twiligth was getting closer.The rythm seemed much louder now, and she could even see some lights juuuust further aliong.
Trotting over some uneven ground, Twilight tripped and stumbled face first through a shrub. When she opened her eyes, she was confronted with a stange glowing...bar.
Lifting her head out of the bush, she found another. And another. They seemed to make a trail, and being the curios mare that she is, Twilight decided to follow.
Five minutes later, she was confronted by dense shrubbery. She pushed through it, the beats growing louder than ever.
Reaching the other side, Twilight's mouth hung open as she took in the scene arounf her.
Humans.
Lots and lots of humans.
And they were all 'dancing' to the beat, covered in the glowing sticks and putting odd little things in their mouths.. She noticed that way off behind all the humans was DJ PON3, spinning the recordsp presumably containg the repetitive beats that the humans seemed to love so much,
"Sparkle! So glad you could join us!"
Twilight turned around to confront the farmilair voice. There, covered in glowing sticks and an odd, swily multi coloured shirt with a smiley face on it was Princesss Luna.
"This is 'wicked', is it not? And the beats are 'huge'!"
"Princess Luna? Whats happening here?"
"'Tis a 'rave', young Sprakle. The humans apparently love them, so I decied to host one myself, witha little help from Miss PON3 over there."
"But what is-"
"Bangin' ent it?" Interupted Luna.
"Uh, yes, but what is-"
"Here, have an 'E'!"
Luna shoved a small...thing into Twilight's mouth.
"Come, let us rave!"
Luna took them into the croud where the humans were dancing. After about half an hour (maybe more, maybe less, she couldn;t tell) Twilight began to feel a distinct feeling of euphoria. Most likely from the thing Luna had given her.
"Luuuuuna, what was-"
Twilight was interupted by a sudden wailing sound, accompanied by blue flashing lights. Out of the shrubbery, a 'car' (as she remembered) had come into the 'rave' site, several more following it.
"AH! 'TIS THE FUZZ! WE MUST FLEE!"
With that, Luna spread her wings and flew off. Very soon after many of the humans began to flee. More humans came out of the cars, these ones in official looking uniforms. Now even PON-3 was running, leaving the current song playing. I twas mostly repepetive beats. Now Twilight was the only one NOT running. The uniformed humeans came and cuffed her, putting her in the back of oe of the cars.
"...And thats how come Twilight is in a human jail for hosting an illegal rave and for posetion of drugs." Finished Luna.
"And you're certain they can;t link it back to you? Inquired Celestia.
"Yes."
"Sweet. Lets go get pissed."
"Seesssioooooon." Blared Luna.
And so the moral is that you should never let your friends host an illegal rave because it'll probably just get you in trouble.
Just trust me on this one.