PRINCESS MI AMORAY EEL CADENZA
"Preenting her royal highness Princess Mi Amore Cadenza!"
The chariout came out of the sky and landed infront of the waiting crwod. The door opened, and an enourmous pink eel (dressed n full regalia) flopped out of it.
The crowd cheered. All of them except for Twilight.
"Wait, that's isn't Cadence!" She cried out.
"Duh, of course it is Twi, didin't you hear the guy just say?" Replied Rainbow, with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah but-"
"Look Twi, how could that not be Cadence?" Rainbow pointed over to 'Cadence', who was thrashing around on the floor and making gasspijng noises.
"But it's an eel!"
"Twilight, I know after the whole changeling thing,detecting fake Cdences is, like, your super power or some shit, but I do think on this occasion you have in fact gotten it wrong." Fluttershy interjected.
"B-B-BUT EELS!" Shouted Twilight. Her friends all looked at her worriedly.
"Twily, is everything okay?" Shining Arnor (who was also in the chariot) asked her.
"CADENCE IS NOT AN EEL!"
"uH..Twi, arer you feeling okay?"
"NO! NOT OKAY! CADENCE. IS. NOT. AN. EEL!" She pretically exploded.
"Uh, why don;t you sit down in the shade,I'm going to go talk to Cadence." He huriedly walked off.
"Geez Twi, what was all that about?" Rainbow asked, confused.
"Oh, I dunno Rainbow, maybe I'm freaking out about the fact theres A HUGE FUCKING EELL!"
"I think Shining was right, maybe you should sit down for a bit..." Rainbow led her away to a bench under a tree. "Just gotta calm down, yeah?"
"How can I be calm when theres an-"
"Come on honey!" Came shining;s voice. He happily trotted past TTwilight, brining the eel that was easily four times his lenght behind him with his magic, leaving a trail of slime on the floor.
"CADENCE DOES NOT LEAVE TRAILS!"
"Maybe she's trying out a new thing?" Shrugged Rainvow.
Twilight narrowed her eyes at Rainbow. Rainbow just shrugged again.
PRINCESS CADENCE EATS FOAL, FISH FROM RIVER
'IT WASN'T ME, I'M NOT A FUCKING EEL' SAYS PRINCESS
In a recent visit to the settlement of Ponyville, Princess Cadenza was seen by the whole town and our photographers eating a small foal, and then leaving to sqim in the river, where she continued to hunt for fish. In a statment release by the Princess, she said 'That wasn't me, I am not a fucking eel. How can I have killed a foal in Ponyville if I'm in the crystal empire? Are you all blind or just stupid?'
Well, I do like The Eels...
Also, I've been reading these stories to my 10 year old little sister at bedtime. Aren't I a good rolemodel?
5097173
Haha, that's wonderful, glorious.
5097192 yeah, she thinks this is absolutely hillarious.
5097199
To be fair, eels are funny as fuck, I mean, just look at them.
5097225 She likes the band too, her favorite song of theirs is I Like Birds.
5097328
i laughed at the title. i laughed at the story. i laughed harder at the title tho...
5097450 whut?
5099370
Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
5098920
To be honest, I was surprised nobody had though of it before
5099636 I can't stop watching it. Eels up inside you finding electrons where they can.
5099690
That show is probably the best show I've ever seen. If you like absurdist and abstract humour, check it out. Shame it got canceled after three series...
5099696 yeah, is it on BBC Entertainment? We actually get that channel on Turkish Cable.
5099705
I'm not sure, man. It used to be on BBC 3 in the UK, but that was almost 10 years ago now, so I can't really say.
Still, if you can find it, watch it, because it is amazing.
5099722 ahahahahah, now i gots to watches thiss. I'll be inside of you wearin you like a glove boy!
I love this Fic
But what the fuck?
I need more
5372323
Thanks, mate!
With regards to more, I think did too many at once or something, because I haven't had a drunken idea for one in a while...
But that's the thing, you never know when I will suddenly get a drunken idea...so who knows