Yes yes, I know the description is promising you some delicious 'cest, and I'm working on that. The chapter should be live in about two or three hours, max. Change of plans: this will update every day until I start school on the 18th, in which it will update every other day.

Enjoy this absolute clusterfuck of fetishes, you guys.

It's going to be hitting... upside 70 chapters, all more incest and fetish filled than the next!

So prepare your lubricants and lock your doors, it's gonna be a wild ride~

All That Sparkles

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
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yaaaaaaaay

schlick schlick spray spray

There was a giant horsecock and magnificent horse balls hanging over Ponyville, slowly lowering down.

This should be the new intro to all episodes.

4830426 it's all ogre now

hawt

4830566 not as hot as you babee

“Woah...” Rainbow Dash said, her giant, magenta eyes wider than the largest of goatses. “You have a cock now?”

This is shaping up to be the single greatest piece of literature in the history of man.

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4830608 When the robots who will be run by human consciousness after the great singularity in 2040 search the ancient refinements of the internet, they will stumble upon this fic and spurt electric discharge from their USB ports for days

4830608 You HAD to post that quote while i am trying to eat...
You have any idea how messy a mouthful of half chewed chop suey can be when it sprays all over your monitor?

The Sweetie Bell fic can go on hold... reading this awesome shit NAO!!!

This is...surprisingly hilarious. Now perhaps Princess Twilight can turn some tables?

"Okay then Rainbow, Pinkie. I still need to get used to this thing, and you two seemed enthusiastic enough..."

4830686 sadly this is just an interlude and minimal friendshipping will take place
however, next chapter is gonna put Twilight's new found glory to use in a way most pleasing...

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Ooh, which Sweetie Belle fic?

4830692 I'll admit, that upsets me, so the next installment had best be epic...or else.

In all seriousness, I am looking forward to it, so long as it maintains this level of quality and comedy. I would recommend a bit of friendshipping, if only along the lines I just mentioned, but if that's not how it goes that's fine too.

4830704 The one Wanderer D wrote
The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments

Regi... this fic is right up there with Goodnight, Dirt and Smoking Makes You Look Cool! YOU FRIGGIN GLORIOUS BASTARD!!!
Seriously, are you by any chance a Douglas Adams fan? Cause this ranks up there with the best moments from the Hitchhiker's Guide series

incorporate an ‘Y’ chromosome as well as well as the two ‘X’ ones that usually donate a female!

*denote

TWilight

REally?

4830754 I've only read the first book, but I have the whole collection. And I saw the movie when I was 7, but I don't think that really counts.

I'm not sure how our dead pal Douglas would feel about a parallel between his god-tier british wit being compared to a fetish fic written by a teenager, but thank you nonetheless.

4830798 Oi, thanks m8
I wrote a lot of this late at night so I made some stupid errors

4830839 You're welcome, and both my inner pervert and grammar nazi are appeased.

4830839 The quality of the humor is there, my friend. And you're welcome

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So prepare your lubricants and lock your doors, it's gonna be a wild ride~

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Don't be gentle...

All I'm saying is Shining and Night Light better get involved in this, too...

Lightly edited by the parasprite

Atleast y'all are honest.

4831017 List of character:
Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Velvet
Shining Armor
Night Light
Princess Celestia
Princess Cadance
The rest of the mane 6 (however sparingly)
Various Guards and a changeling or two

4831058 So basically Twilight is a dirty slut in this fic?

XXY gonosomes result in what's known as Klinefelter's syndrome. I think you might have been better off not mentioning genetics at all.

4831058 Ermahgerd. That is quite the list. Just...ermahgerd.

4831252 yeah, I was pointed this out earlier. Figured some well read people would stumble across it, so I was going to edit it out, but I guess I forgot.

Since this IS a comedy fic, I think I'll change it to the non-existent "Z" chromosome.

4830944 what anime is that it looks crazy great fic by the way

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I haven't a clue.

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That might be worse, actually. Depending on how you set it up it might lead to combinations of chromosomes that are nonsensical or left unexplained.

On another note, you've shown that wings and hermaphroditism can be bestowed separately. I can't think of why Celestia would insist on applying the latter to Twilight except for shits and giggles, which would make her a troll. She didn't even clarify to Twilight what she meant to do. Does she expect Twilight to go make many little alicorns?

Personally, I like to think of alicorns as embodying the features of all Equestrian ponies. Alicorns aren't genetically different from regular ponies; powerful magic makes them express all the traits in their genes. Functional hermaphroditism is be an inseparable part of that package: Celestia could not make Twilight an alicorn without making her a hermaphrodite as well. Oh, and since alicorns are still genetically female, all their offspring with other females would be female as well.

You could apply just that detail (hermaphroditism = female genes + magic) without the inseparability.

I'm sure this is going to be hilarious and all but...

Twilight rolled her eyes yet again, and sat down on her supple purple pony bum. Unfortunately, since she had only been in possession of her new gentiles for about a half-hour now, she sat squarely on her large, juicy testicles, much to her complete and utter agony.

I'm not convinced Jewish slaves would have warned her either, after only a half-hour to adjust.

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I'd ask what that's from, but you might tell me....

4830944 what in the name of everything unholy and abominable did I just see, and who created such a beautiful monstrosity?

4831802 fucking hell I knew it looked weird

4831714 Alright, I'll try
I mean, I did include the psudo-scientific consequence of falling apart on a structural level from the new, unexplained chromosome being added

I kinda have it as a in joke through the fic that the old race of alicorns were really advanced but also super god damn dumb

nonsensical or left unexplained.

th-that's the joke...

Although to a geneticist/basic biologist, it would probably give them an aneurysm

4831713 Believing someone dead is a grammatically correct instance. "I believed you dead!" is sort of an archaic way of saying it, but it's been used enough for me to grow fond of it

So, if I put this on my favorites, are you gonna call me a glutton for punishment again?

4832126 Nope, I'm nearly done with the second chapter.

Well, I immediately enjoy this story, dood. I'm just gonna be worried about how Shiny and Daddy scenes will play out, dood.

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Is it wrong that as an editor I find it inordinately amusing that you caught 'denote' but missed "a 'Y' chromosome" and the repeated "well as".

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That would be Plastic nee-san and if you're curious pretty much all of it is at that level of WTF did I just watch?

I'll read for the humor...not the clop. Mostly the humor anyway.

69 up votes he he.

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Please direct your questions to this chap ---> 4832227

I must admit, Regidar, I haven't exactly been a fan of your writing in the past. But this line won me over:
"The newfound pleasure had caused her great arousal faster than she anticipated, and her hardening member ending up socking Rainbow Dash right in the eye."
HAHAHAHAHA! Looking forward to more .... whatever the hell this is.

Sparklecest? YES PLEASE!

Okay.

What the actual fuck?

Wut

M'kay, this is... new. And amusing in a What The Fuck sort of way.

The FUCK did I just read?

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4833099 woah, hivemind

ima ad this to read later..see how it goes first