Twilight awoke to see nothing but stripes. moving stripes.
"Oh so now the pony is awake, she can taste my yummy bakes." a voice out of nowhere said
" Zecora?" asked twilight "Yes and now you can see, my house and all its gleam." The striped zebra said.
Twilight now considered the first sentence. " you have food?" she asked
" Food yes drink no, for what you seek the river you must go." Zecora answered.
Twilight started to get up then promptly fell back onto her flank.
"Oops it seems I have forgot, you need to drink this flay borgot." Zecora announced
" Flay borgot?" Twilight questioned.
"Flay borgot does contain, what you cannot retain." Zecora calmly answered.
" What?!? ugh never mind fill me up!" Twilight gave in.
Zecora then filled a glass of the flay borgot and twilight downed it in 10 seconds flat.
"Twilight please do take heed, only take what you need." Zecora warned.
Twilight ignored the warning and downed two more flay borgots.
Twilight then got up to leave heading to the door.
"Twilight you stumble along the way, please sit down and eat some herbal hay!" Zecora pleaded with Twilight.
" I'm fine Zecorsa!" Twilight slurred.
"You are not fine you slur your words take my heed, and eat some of my herbal weeds!" Zecora pleaded sensibly.
Twilight rose to her hooves,"I am fine you accursed zebra I will give you your worst nightmare if it'll shut your door!!!"
Twilight then blasted Zecora's herbs with a magic bolt and turned them into oranges.
A second later pinkie burst through the door " Awwww! I'm too late" and walked tail and mane drooping out the door.
"AAACK!!! These cursed things I can not rhyme with this fruit , they leave me feeling very mute!!!" Zecora exclaimed.
" Good luck with your fuits Zecorsa!!!"Twilight cackled as she went out the door leaving a very silent Zecora behind.
Twilight started walking and searching for the river.
Because of the overdose of flay borgot, Twilight's vision was blurred and what she thought was a river was a patch of poison joke.
She stepped in the patch and ate a petal before she realized her mistake.
"Aww! ponyfeathers!!" Twilight said as she spat out the poison joke petal.
Twilight was now fed up with ground searching and decided to fly.
The poison joke caused her to become twilight wobble and also experience dizziness so bad that she shot into the air and crashed into Zecora's still silent hut. After taking a bath in the poison joke remedy, Twilight sighed."UGH!! I don't get it any more! I don't even know why i'm here I was just in my room with flutt-OH NOOOOO!!!" Twilight wailed. Just then zecora finally spoke,
" To find the answers you seek, you must explore your magic to it's peek. Zecora advised.
Twilight finally took heed to Zecora's words." I guess I should start to listen to you more often."
Then Twilight was suddenly taken in a bright flash of light leaving Zecora's feeble hut.
Zecora looked around her messy hut and grit her teeth,"Curse that pony and her mess, she has left me very distressed!!"
Zecora then proceeds to clean her home wondering where the Alicorn had gone.
Twilight awoke outside a large building. As she got up to see where she was, she immediately fell back down becoming unconscious.
Location::: where should twilight end up next? the hospital or scootaloo's house in cloud dale? or should we return to the royal sisters?
You decide I write see you soon!:D
Noooo! Please don't abandon me I would rather be in a hospital than be abandoned!!! "sniff" "sniff" Please don't abandon me!
Filly twilight.... *Sniffle* I....I chose Hospital.
This is a trollfic...
right?
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Well, it HAS a shitty cover art, so it HAS to be.
Zecorza... Why do I think car company with that spelling mistake?
Spooky Guardian and Babs , I am working on getting a better cover art. sorry for the inconvience
This has been added to "Fuck!".
5211739 Get an editor man. Seriously. And a better idea might help too.
I have very bad feeling about this...
This was surprisingly entertaining...
And you actually did a pretty good job with Zecora's dialogue.
This gave me cancer. And aids. And ebola
Unnecessary/additional/non-canonical alicorn? Check.
Self-insert OC? Check.
OC is established as greater than a canon character?* Check.
User bio is in character? Check.
Said bio emphasizes the special-snowflakeness of the OC? Check.
Bonus Points:
- character name that doesn't sound like a pony
- story description doesn't capitalize anything except the OP OC's name
- story is somehow tagged as both a tragedy and a comedy, as if those styles can truly mix
Prediction: This is going to suck harder than Jupiter's gravity.
But I'm going to read it anyway so you don't have to.
*Faster than Rainbow Dash, better at magic than Twilight Sparkle, more powerful than Princess Celestia, etc.
Edit: It was worse than I thought.
Dafuq is this?
What is supposed to be going on?
Why the center align?
Why green text?
Why the random images of Twilight?
Are you trying to compensate for shitty writing or something?
Verdict:
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With your formatting, I couldn't make it through this goddamn mess. And now I have cancer.
sorry bikerpon3 I fixed the green text. but trust me I am not more powerful than Celestia , it's just a cover trick you'll see what I mean later.
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When I realized this wasn't a troll-fic:
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5378044 You know its bad when a robot claims that it somehow broke physics and gave him cancer.