A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx

Chapter 4

-I looked blankly at the pony that looks like a marshmallow with a wig on-

"Hey Rarity, it's nice to meet you. I brought a friend me," said twilight pointing at me with her hoof.

"Well excuse me Twilight, but why bring that 'thing' here," Rarity asks.

"Ya hello to you too you fucking marshmallow."

"Well I never! You can speak but doesn't mean you have to be mean towards a lady like moi," Rarity said dramatically.

Be nice to them Twilight said, they will get used to you she said, well she was wrong because this one is the I want to kill first.

"Hey Twilight, remember you would do a favor for me?"

"Umm...ya I did Silver," Twilight said uncertainty fearing what will happen next.

"Well my favor is-"

-before I can finish my sentence out of nowhere a loud noise plays indicating I received an item-

"Twilight, did you hear that?"

"Hear what," Twilight asked.

"The only thing I heard was you about to say your favor," Rarity said.

"Oh ya, thanks for making me remember that one, so Twilight my favor is to get out of here now and meet your other friends."

-I whispered 'and meet your other friends quietly for Marsh not to notice while she held her head high like she is disgusted of me while Twilight sighed-

"Fine well, let's go. Bye Rarity see you later," said Twilight while I just walked out of the building.

"Ta, at Twilight also you should keep better care for your pets," Rarity said putting emphasize on the word pet.

-before Twilight closed the door I threw a fire axe that landed right next to her head hitting the wall with a note in it saying 'You're in my hitman's list" while leaving a scared Rarity inside her house-

Well since that is over I should check the items I received.

-I pull out my backpack to check the contents to see a dissapointed Twilight looking at me-

"Did you have to do that to Rarity, I mean I know she is a bit snobbish but she isn't bad once you get know her," said Twilight.

"I forgot to give a fuck when I saw her."

-I checked my backpack to see the items I received were: Professional kill streak genuine ham shank, a killstreak beggars bazooka, and a strange jarate.-

A professional ham shank....THIS IS THE HAM THAT WILL PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!

-I held it up high for only a Twilight looked surprisingly at me-

"Umm... Silver is your eyes suppose to do that," asked Twilight.

Wait 5 killstreak, then effects incinerator and agonizing emerald.

"Yes Twilight it is perfectly normal to have this."

-Twilight then walks off towards the outskirts of Ponyville towards the forest while I followed behind her putting the ham shank away-

"I thought you said the forest is dangerous, but why is someone living there then?!"

"One of my friends live here also, she's pretty shy but she's also really nice. I know you two will become the best of friends," Twilight smiling at me.

Diabetus....heart attacks.....cuteness....I'm gonna die by cuteness if this one does the face...

"Sure, sure well, hurry up, will ya before I chase you towards there."

"Fine we're here anyway," said Twilight.

-she knocks the door of the cottage while I inspect the place-

She has chickens...maybe I could take one without her noticing but that's for later.

-the door opens a little to show only an eye of the pony-

???: ummm..whose there?

Dang she's the exact opposite of Luna

"Hey Fluttershy I want to meet a new friend of mine," Twilight said.

-as soon as she said the pony's name I sat down to find I'm about the same size as Twilight with her horn sitting. The reason was that the name with shy equals to timid, from timid to panic to see anything that looks threatening. Thanks Pokemon, I might owe you one, Brock-

This better work...

-when the door opens fully stood a yellow pony with pink hair appears looking down sometimes glancing up, when she noticed her eyes go wide-

"O-oh my, what is that Twilight," said Fluttershy quiet as ever.

"This is my friend Silver, Silver, Fluttershy," said Twilight.

- I just waved my hand and smiled to look less threatening as possible-

"U-um...h-hi my name is Fluttershy.

"Umm..what was that? I can't make friends if your going to be quiet."

I swear I thought she was butter with pink hair but she is cute...must resists to hug and pet....

"O-oh I'm sorry, I'm just shy towards new ponies, or creatures."

"No problemo, that's me sometimes but nice to meet you."

-I smile and pull out my hand for her to smile back and shake it-

Ermagerd, she has the face!

"Well time to meet my last friend who works at a bakery at that house that looks like it's made out of candy," said Twilight.

"Well forward!!!, we'll see ya later Fluttershy, it was nice meeting you."

"O-oh no, thank you for visiting me but see you guys later," Fluttershy said with a slight blush waving a goodbye to us.

"Bye Fluttershy," said Twilight.

-Twilight and I continue to travel to meet the last pony that I'm guessing is the pink one-

"So how were my friends, Silver," asked Twilight.

Let me think, the skittles overconfidence but I see softness in her, cereal is nice and gave me a chance and looks like she can lift up Sasha easily, marshmallow I would smack with the ham, butter is the only one I tolerate the most but gotta be careful with the nice ones or the quiet ones. But both equals all sorts of danger, book smart is tolerable also but is in second place while butter is first.

"The only thing I would say is I hate the prissy marshmallow."

"Well, at least it's progress," said Twilight.

-we arrive to Sugarcube Corner at the entrance for me to see inside dark-

They must be doing a party here..hmmm Ding! Idea!!

-I pull out the disguise kit and gave a red sniper mask to Twilight-

"Hey Twilight could you wear this in your face and go in, I'll be right behind you."

-Twilight looks at the mask and back at me-

"Fine, but only this once," said Twilight while she put the mask on.

"Good now let's enter"

-we open the door and go inside to get surrounded in darkness-

Comments

[Mistermac]

Dat twilight sniper XD

[xXxJXTxXx]

4473485 I'm writing these chapters with an ipad so it sometimes put the -'s from time to time. Also no I don't and I need to have one.

[Therisinghero]

4472601 you have it backwards its DAT SNIPERS A SP..... PONY!

[treegrowth]

"-all ponies have a way to use magic such as unicorns that have the ability to use magic, Pegasus having the ability to fly and even walk on clouds, and the earth ponies.

earth ponies what??