While going into a server of a map of ponyville a portal sucks the main character Silver to the land of Equestria
A normal guy playing a game of team fortress 2 finding a server to find a map that says ponyville but right when he clicks connect to the server a portal opens up sucking him into the world of equestria turning him into a sniper. Will he make friends or will he just shoot them thinking it is just part of the game?
A new morning starts on a Saturday a man sleeps while the sun shines towards his eyes through the window waking him up peacefully until the alarm clock starts beeping. (POV Silver) -I slammed on the alarm clock turning it off-
"Dang nammit I accidentally turned on the alarm again like the other Saturdays I always wake from"
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"Well, can't sleep back in so better start my morning."
-I started walking out of my room to the restroom and step into the shower turning it on-
Well I'm not much of a morning person but the names Silver just like the color similar to grey but shinier. I live in a regular apartment with a decent life. I have black hair yellowish skin just like what my friends usually say to me. Just a way my racist friends say to me because I'm Asian, but I don't care. I just have this feeling today is going to be the day where it's going to be perfect, but then I'm always wrong.
-after the shower I wear my clothes of typical shorts and a t-shirt and go to the kitchen making my breakfast of a simple eggs, toasts, and bacon, after eating I started to talk to myself-
I just feel bored just because I have nothing to do on a Saturday. It's just the same ol same ol. Wake up, sleep, be bored, do something that'll keep me entertained, then when the time comes I go back to sleep. I need to socialize more with my friends.
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"Why am I talking to myself?"
Whelp time for my buddy the laptop success me to have some fun with video games and possibly a sale from steam.
-I jump from my seat and go back to my room where I see my laptop is opened making a loud whirring sound-
"Huh? Did I not close the laptop? I thought I didn't use it all week. Well, at least I'm going to use it anyway."
-I open up to my steam to open the game I play the most team fortress. Team fortress 2 or in abbreviation "Tf2" is a single shooter game that is created by a company named Valve. Even if I have other games in my library that is fun Tf2 is my number 1-
"Ok let's see here" -browsing through the servers-
"Hmmm achievement, achievement and idle, trading, minecraft and ctf2fort. C'mon there is got to be better servers than these piece of crap." - I refresh my page and stopped it to find a server with a map called "ponyville"-
"Whelp never went to a map called ponyville so let's give it a try"
-as soon as I click the connect button I started moving towards the laptop until I was being started to be lift off the ground and towards the laptop-
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME AND MY LAPTOP!!!!!"
-Suddenly I was pushed towards my laptop causing me to black out until hearing laughter-
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"Ugh where am I?"
-I open my eyes to see the clear blue sky while hearing birds chirping-
"Wait how am I outside, I thought I was inside and why do I have a hat also why do I have shades on."
-I stand up almost immediately causing me to almost fall down again but quickly regaining my balance I look at my surroundings-
"Wow this place is beautiful."
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Wait a minute...
-I check throughout my body to find new clothings of a hat, a pair of shades, a vest with bullets at the pocket, a pair of long skinny pants and a new pair of shoes-
"Wait a bloody second I look like the sniper. I wonder.."
-I touch my face to touch a scar and I take off my hat and on my the bullets in my pocket vest to feel a real life bullet-
Whelp that proves it for me but if I'm the sniper where are my weapons.
-I find a backpack behind me to see that it has every item I had in my backpack in tf2- (No I do not have an unusual)
Whelp if I'm gonna keep standing here I-
-to the left of me I hear a rustle of leaves and some voices-
???: "Are you sure there's something here?"
???: "Yes I'm sure of it. I got the letter from the princess of some weird magic disturbance near the Everfree forest."
???: "Well make it quick now will ya, Twilight, I'm starting to get hungry"
Twilight: "Alright Spike just be patient if we don't see the problem in the next minute we'll go back."
-As soon I heard those voices I started to go towards them I mean seriously, I don't know how to shoot a gun and all also it looks like they came here for some kind of research but can't be too careful. So I just pulled out my ham shank while it glowed the color violent from time to time. Only to stop where I was to see a purple horned pony while some kind of lizard is riding on the back of it staring at me-
Spike: "Ummm, Twilight?"
Twilight: "Yes~ Spike?"
Spike: "Umm Twilight I think found something." -points towards me-
Twilight: "Really!? Where!" -right when she turns around her eyes go wide while her pupils dilated-
"Ummm... Hello weird talking purple pony?" -I waved my hand to try to look less threatening until a ball of purple energy hit me knocking me out almost immediately, hearing some words from a panicked pony that sounded like a pyro until my vision went black-
Whew, ok now that is out of my system, now to wonder where am I?
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Well last thing I remember was a purple horned pony and a purple lizard finding me, then the pony did something to knock me out...
It was a blast of energy that looked like magic... Nah it wouldn't be but it can't be worse can it?
-all of a sudden instead of space I was teleported to ctf2fort where I was surrounded by other classes in Tf2. From scout to a spy while me being the sniper, seeing that I am in the red spawn I go out to the open and was about to snipe to the blue direction find no blues coming out but only to hear a decloack behind me-
Wait a second how is a spy over here already!?
-I pull out my ham shank and was about to swing it at the person behind but to find the spy was in my team doing the spy crab, cloaking and decloacking-
"Hon hon hon," said the spy.
-after the crab spy said his last hon he went towards the water under the bridge-
Well, that was beautiful to watch... Why do I have a feeling another person is watching me?
-I look around to find nothing-
Well, the place is a ghost town except for the spy crab, and my team is still in spawn.... Trading? Well I know it's a dream now. If it is my dream I can do this.
-I close my eyes and thought of something, then I open my eyes again and looked up at the sky-
Well it came true, the roof is gone and I see the sky yellow.
-just as I said yellow jarate fell and hit the ground hitting everything in the map-
Well good thing it doesn't affect me but I can still smell the piss and I wonder whose piss it is, but it should affect the one spying me.
-right on time i find the person or "pony" spying me covered in piss on the bridge yelling-
???: WHAT TIS THIS..... OH MY FAUST THIS IS THE SECOND MOST DISGUSTING THING WE HAVE EVER BEEN COVERED WITH!!!!
"Well it's not nice to be you ain't it. So who are you that I should say" -pulling out my ham shank from the protection of my pocket-
-with a flash of white the pony turns clean to find that her coat is a dark blue like midnight, and her hair is waving like there's a constant wind making it flow-
???: -using the royal canterlot voice- OUR NAME IS LUNA AND WE ARE THE ONE THAT RULES OVER THE NIGHT!!!
-I cover my ears-
This pony doesn't know volume control. Also my ears are ringing, can't hear anything.
"Could you speak softer I mean really, do you want me to get deaf!!!"
"WE- I mean we are sorry, but what art thou," asked Luna.
"Well, I would love to answer your questions but I would love to meet face to face, pony to human? Then I will talk."
"Very well, we will notify my sister to come to the town you are in," said Luna," We will arrive tomorrow."
"Alrighty then, so bye-bye"
-Luna disappears leaving me alone and the place turning white to notify me that I am waking-
Well that pony was crazy also everything I met is crazy, but I was about to ask her. What was the most disgusting thing that horse was covered in?
-I came back to the real world to open up my eyes and to feel that I'm in a bed that's too small for me. When looking around I see books scattered around along with some scrolls-
Well I know that the crazy dark blue horse will come, and I have the problem with the purple one. I don't think I need weapons unless they attack me so better look defenseless as possible. But wait a second where's my backpack.
-I look around to see my backpack and I rush towards it to see if anything is missing-
"Whew everything is safe even my.... Wait a second where's my festivizer."
-I check the backpack again to find out that it's gone then I panicked again-
Wait a second, if they checked my backpack... Please don't tell me they...
-I check every weapon I had to see that it's all present and I put on my backpack-
Well then it is time to escape also smack the one with my hat even though I don't have a sniper hat.
-like the idiot I was I walk to the door of the exit of the room and right when I opened it I see six different colored horses looking at me while I look at them back. I slowly close the door then I did something stupid instead of confronting them, I pull out all my crates I had and used them to block the door. After the door was covered with crates I hear banging from the door that starts moving the crates opening the door each time it gets slammed-
Crap crap crap crap
-I look for an escape to find a window then I ran towards the window and jumped but for me to bounce off and hit the floor-
"Ow that hurts and how tough are these windows anyway."
-after the last push the door opens and a light blue pony fly towards me like a speeding bullet and hits at my gut making me losing my breath. Then I saw the purple starts yelling at the light blue one that was on top of me before I blacked out again-
Well after that happened from a blast of energy like the fully charged cow mangler to a blue pony knocking me out like a loose cannon, I decided to do what I know best...
Smack everything I see with ham
-I open my eyes again and tried to stand up but only for me to hit my head, I look around to see I'm inside of a cage while the purple pony is looking at me a bit scared but more curious-
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"Ummm. Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle," said Twilight
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-I opened my mouth for nothing to come out and closed it again-
"Can you not speak or do you not understand our language?"
"Ahem, ummm well, hello?"
-as soon as I speak the purple one called twilight sparkle smiled and asked a question-
"Are you dangerous"
"Well I don't know, are you dangerous?"
"Of course not, why would you say that?"
"Well, from what I remember is that you fired some kind of laser at me while a blue horse tackled me knocking me out both times"
-Twilight laughed nervously-
Well that looked kinda cute, but sadly operation ham shank is a goner.
"Heh.. Sorry about that, I though you were some kind of creature from the Everfree forest that was going to eat me and Spike, also we are ponies not horses," said Twilight
"Well if you can trust me can you get me out of this cage?" -I shake the cage for emphasis-
"Oh!, sorry about that," said Twilight
-she unlocks the cage and I get out and started stretching popping some sore bones from being in a compacted cage-
"Well Twinkie Sprinkle-
"Twilight Sparkle"
"I met this dark blue horse with wings and a horn in my dreams.. Is that normal cause I can't be imagining random horses while dreaming."
"It's perfectly normal and again we are ponies, also the pony you met is one of the princesses called princess Luna, she rules the night and controls the moon"
Temptation again with the moon thing....
"Well I have been wondering, what are you, I know your a ...pony...but with the horn and the wings..."
"Well to start off-"
Crap don't tell me she is one of those people that make those long-
"-all ponies have a way to use magic such as unicorns that have the ability to use magic, Pegasus having the ability to fly and even walk on clouds, and the earth ponies. Even if earth ponies don't have a way to use magic they can take care of crops and have immense strength."
Well it wasn't long as I thought it will be
"What about ponies with a horn and wings and what does the tattoos on your but mean?"
"A pony with a horn and wings are called an alicorn such as princess Luna. They are rare and the only 3 I know are princess Luna, princess Celestia, and princess Cadance. The mark on the flank on ponies means what their special talents are such as mine equals to magic."
Magic...magic....I need time to think
"I think that's all the questions I have."
"Then will you find me to ask you a few question,"asked Twilight
"Sure"
-she smiles that looks really painful, then out of nowhere a notebook, ink and a quill is in front of here-
I swear I heard a squee from her
"Ok I'll just ask a couple of questions then I'll take you to my friends."
"You mean the crazy ones, sure shoot away."
"Ok, what is your name?"
"Silver"
"What species are you?"
"Human."
"Can you use magic?"
Magic.. Wait a second, I think I still have that magazine from the Halloween, but to be safe because I know none.
"No."
-Her curiosity grows because of that-
"How do humans work without magic"
"They make tools and machinery to help them success and grow"
"What is your world's population?"
"Over 7 billion and still growing."
"That's amazing!!! Ok so next question."
-2 hours after-
She's still asking...why...I need to get away from here but how?
-I check my backpack to pull out the dead ringer-
Maybe using a watch to feign my death? Oh look at me I'm dying of boredom. Heh, well.....
"I need a time-out here Twinky"
"I got every thing I wanted to ask from you and it's Twilight."
"Well then time to meet your friends, no?"
"Oh yeah, wait a minute for me to pack up"
-her stuff starts to levitate while I put the dead ringer in my pocket while looking at the magazine from my backpack-
Wait a minute a spell is still in here...the bloody spell is to summon Monoculus lucky me.
"Well I'm ready, are you Silver?"
-I quickly put the magazine back in my backpack and nodded. After exiting her house I looked at it to see it was a house inside of a massive tree. Amazed I started to look around to see colorful ponies starting to notice to cast glances and even look frightened-
"Jeese, and I thought I was the shy one"
"Well just you wait until you meet one of my friends, they'll get used to you."
"Alrighty then"
-we kept walking for me to notice a house that looks like it's made out of candy and made me realize I was Hungary causing a loud rumble from my stomach-
"Ummm.. Twinky I'm hungry."
-Twilight becomes a bit agitated but remembered something-
"Oh sure lets go, follow me."
Well then a house like in the hansel and gretal book. So we're going there, and what do these ponies eat? Don't be stereotypical Silver, they do not eat grass.....maybe.
-while distracted I bump into one of the ponies for when she looks at me she made a loud gasp while jumping in the air going inside the gingerbread house looking building-
"Who the heck was that, it looked like she had a heart attack."
"That's pinkie pie, she's one of my friends that can throw a great party"
Oh great a party, I ain't a party goer but I better go anyway
"Well I want to get this over with, so whose next?"
"Well I was thi-"
???: WATCH OUT BELOW!!!!
-I look straight up to only see a rainbow blur coming straight at me and the only thing I did was grabbing the falling pony like a football. To see the pony was the same pony that tackled me-
This one is a dangerous one, don't take this one with you......
"RAINBOW DASH, be careful where you land! You almost killed Silver again!"
"Sorry Twilight, but why is that monster from before touching me?! You want another round?!"
"Well sorry that a kamikaze bomber was trying to kill me so I decided to catch it instead of hitting it with a bat"
"This human is named Silver and is a pretty nice guy"
I want to smack this rainbow dash with ham over and over again.
"Well then, the names Rainbow Dash, the most awesome and fastest Pegasus in Equestria."
-she puffs up her chest with pride while I roll my eyes-
"Well nice to meet a pony with overconfidence but I need to meet more ponies that are a friend of Twilight over here."
"Well better get going, we have a tight schedule," said Twilight
Wait a schedule, when did she make those?
"Well I better get going Twilight cya!"
-While Rainbow Dash flew away my stomach grumbled again-
"So how about the food"
"Wait now will ya, my next friend Applejack has all the food you need."
Applejack? Like the cereal brand? Wow this town have some really creative names. But she better have food that's edible before I start hunting with the huntsman.
-I followed Twilight to out next designation that looked like a farm-
-when walking towards a farm with Twilight I started to go in my little world-
I'm hungry, maybe I can eat my ham shank, but then I won't have it anymore. But I have bonk but I don't want to become hyperactive. Maybe ponies are delicious...steak comes from cows...I need a burger
"Hey Silver, we're here,"Twilight exclaimed.
-going back to the real world I look around to see trees full of apples. I go to one and pick an apple with my new height and I ate one without Twilight noticing-
Dang these apples are delicious, sweet crunchy delicious apples.
-I notice something tapping my shoe to see a little pony with a red bow that ridiculously big from my perspective. It had a yellow coat and a red mane, it notices me looking at it then it ran off towards the farm-
???: "APPLEJACK THERE'S A MONSTER AT THE FARM!"
Ugh, I'm having second thoughts about ponies that they are the spawn of they devil. Before you know it there's an army of spy acting creatures that look like ponies...dang I'm still hungry
"Twilight who was that filly running off"
-I look around to see Twilight gone-
I'm alone again...maybe I should run off to the forest
-while I was thinking I heard a rustling in the bushes behind me, but I ignored it and pulled out a sandwich-
How did I forget that I had a sandvich in here. I could've been eating already.
-as I was about to take my first bite when suddenly something tackled me from behind knocking me down. I turned my head around to see a pack of wolves that are made out of.... Wood?-
Oh my gosh I'm gonna die from a wood wolf and they spoiled my sandvich, i think....
-I get up and see that there are 6 wolves surrounding ready to attack, then I pull out a scorch shot in my backpack-
Even though I don't know how to reload these things but I know how to shoot.
-the wolf behind me pounces, I pull out my kukri and stabbed it in the neck then the 2 beside me pounces trying to surprise me. I shoot my scorch shot between the 2 creating a tiny explosion igniting the two in fire. The two wolves started running towards the apple trees, noticing this I pull out my sniper rifle and shot one with a headshot but the other starts strafing right and left making it a bit difficult for me to shoot. I thought of the wolf as a scout and in the right moment before it could touch the farm I manage to shoot it, in my short victory I heard a howl. I look back at the 3 wolves to see another come out of the bush to look larger and stronger than the other wolves-
Looks like that one is the leader or the Alpha...
-it growls and gets in position as if it's going to pounce soon-
Crap, so if I kill him it ends right?
- I get ready by pull out a bushwaka and a jar of jarate to only hear a scream. I look behind me to see Twilight, the orange pony, and the yellow pony cornered by the 3 remaining wolves-
Bugger, how should I do this. Throw jarate at alpha, distracting alpha the turn around with rifle, shoot the three quickly with head shots and get a sound playing for killing 5 with a kill streak, turn around again and kill alpha with bushwaka.
-I threw the jarate and the alpha that tried to dodge it, but only to get right in the face by my second one that is vintage. I turned around and pulled out my sniper rifle glowing red and shot the 3 wolves successfully but to see a surprised Twilight looking at me while a sound played for my 5 kill streak. I turn around again but to see the alpha an inch away from me about to bite my neck for the kill but to be thrown back by a laser blast from Twilight-
"Thanks Twilight, for the assist"
???: what in taranation was that, Twi? Why we're the timberwolves attacking?"
"I don't know Applejack, but what I think is that the timberwolves were trying to get something with Silver," said Twilight
Wait something from me? I pulled out my ham shank and face-palmed. Of course they smelled this in my pocket
"Well then, Twi, what is that creature? It looks like a shaved monkey even though I saw rainbow attacked I didn't see a good look on it," Applejack said.
"His name is Silver, Silver this is Applejack," Twilight said pointing.
-I pick the sandvich that conviniately had a plate underneath that disappeared when I held the sandvich, and I ate it making me feel a bit full-
"Like she said the names Silver, nice to meet you."
-I pull out my arm towards her for a handshake-
"Well then, ya don't look harmless like those critters over there, the names Applejack," Applejack said while shaking my hand hard.
"Well to say this, your the first pony that properly introduced themselves and didn't attack at first sight."
"Well that's great ta hear aside from the attack," Applejack said.
"I already said sorry and it was an accident," exclaimed Twilight blushing slightly.
"Sure it is, I just said a simple hi, then turned everything black, but I'll forgive if you do a favor for me later."
"Fine, but Applejack we gotta go and the others, meet us later at Sugarcube corner for the surprise," Twilight said.
"What surprise?"
Oh wait, that pink one
"Ya know what, nevermind so let our adventure continue!"
-I put away my ham shank and pulled out my smg glowing orange and yelled a war cry and ran towards the town-
"Well cya later Applejack, come back here Silver," exclaimed Twilight.
"See ya later Twilight," said Applejack.
-I stop upon a pretty looking building while Twilight caught up to me catching her breath-
Crap I forgot to ask about the little filly's name, but oh well I'll probably see her again.
"Whew, well coincidently this is where one of my other friends live so I guess this is next," Twilight said panting
-Twilight knocked on the door and I heard a voice that sounded the way a rich stuck up lady would say and upon the door opening was a....purple haired marshmallow-
???: Oh hello Twilight, fancy to meet you here!
I already could tell this is one pony I would not like.
-I looked blankly at the pony that looks like a marshmallow with a wig on-
"Hey Rarity, it's nice to meet you. I brought a friend me," said twilight pointing at me with her hoof.
"Well excuse me Twilight, but why bring that 'thing' here," Rarity asks.
"Ya hello to you too you fucking marshmallow."
"Well I never! You can speak but doesn't mean you have to be mean towards a lady like moi," Rarity said dramatically.
Be nice to them Twilight said, they will get used to you she said, well she was wrong because this one is the I want to kill first.
"Hey Twilight, remember you would do a favor for me?"
"Umm...ya I did Silver," Twilight said uncertainty fearing what will happen next.
"Well my favor is-"
-before I can finish my sentence out of nowhere a loud noise plays indicating I received an item-
"Twilight, did you hear that?"
"Hear what," Twilight asked.
"The only thing I heard was you about to say your favor," Rarity said.
"Oh ya, thanks for making me remember that one, so Twilight my favor is to get out of here now and meet your other friends."
-I whispered 'and meet your other friends quietly for Marsh not to notice while she held her head high like she is disgusted of me while Twilight sighed-
"Fine well, let's go. Bye Rarity see you later," said Twilight while I just walked out of the building.
"Ta, at Twilight also you should keep better care for your pets," Rarity said putting emphasize on the word pet.
-before Twilight closed the door I threw a fire axe that landed right next to her head hitting the wall with a note in it saying 'You're in my hitman's list" while leaving a scared Rarity inside her house-
Well since that is over I should check the items I received.
-I pull out my backpack to check the contents to see a dissapointed Twilight looking at me-
"Did you have to do that to Rarity, I mean I know she is a bit snobbish but she isn't bad once you get know her," said Twilight.
"I forgot to give a fuck when I saw her."
-I checked my backpack to see the items I received were: Professional kill streak genuine ham shank, a killstreak beggars bazooka, and a strange jarate.-
A professional ham shank....THIS IS THE HAM THAT WILL PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!
-I held it up high for only a Twilight looked surprisingly at me-
"Umm... Silver is your eyes suppose to do that," asked Twilight.
Wait 5 killstreak, then effects incinerator and agonizing emerald.
"Yes Twilight it is perfectly normal to have this."
-Twilight then walks off towards the outskirts of Ponyville towards the forest while I followed behind her putting the ham shank away-
"I thought you said the forest is dangerous, but why is someone living there then?!"
"One of my friends live here also, she's pretty shy but she's also really nice. I know you two will become the best of friends," Twilight smiling at me.
Diabetus....heart attacks.....cuteness....I'm gonna die by cuteness if this one does the face...
"Sure, sure well, hurry up, will ya before I chase you towards there."
"Fine we're here anyway," said Twilight.
-she knocks the door of the cottage while I inspect the place-
She has chickens...maybe I could take one without her noticing but that's for later.
-the door opens a little to show only an eye of the pony-
???: ummm..whose there?
Dang she's the exact opposite of Luna
"Hey Fluttershy I want to meet a new friend of mine," Twilight said.
-as soon as she said the pony's name I sat down to find I'm about the same size as Twilight with her horn sitting. The reason was that the name with shy equals to timid, from timid to panic to see anything that looks threatening. Thanks Pokemon, I might owe you one, Brock-
This better work...
-when the door opens fully stood a yellow pony with pink hair appears looking down sometimes glancing up, when she noticed her eyes go wide-
"O-oh my, what is that Twilight," said Fluttershy quiet as ever.
"This is my friend Silver, Silver, Fluttershy," said Twilight.
- I just waved my hand and smiled to look less threatening as possible-
"U-um...h-hi my name is Fluttershy.
"Umm..what was that? I can't make friends if your going to be quiet."
I swear I thought she was butter with pink hair but she is cute...must resists to hug and pet....
"O-oh I'm sorry, I'm just shy towards new ponies, or creatures."
"No problemo, that's me sometimes but nice to meet you."
-I smile and pull out my hand for her to smile back and shake it-
Ermagerd, she has the face!
"Well time to meet my last friend who works at a bakery at that house that looks like it's made out of candy," said Twilight.
"Well forward!!!, we'll see ya later Fluttershy, it was nice meeting you."
"O-oh no, thank you for visiting me but see you guys later," Fluttershy said with a slight blush waving a goodbye to us.
"Bye Fluttershy," said Twilight.
-Twilight and I continue to travel to meet the last pony that I'm guessing is the pink one-
"So how were my friends, Silver," asked Twilight.
Let me think, the skittles overconfidence but I see softness in her, cereal is nice and gave me a chance and looks like she can lift up Sasha easily, marshmallow I would smack with the ham, butter is the only one I tolerate the most but gotta be careful with the nice ones or the quiet ones. But both equals all sorts of danger, book smart is tolerable also but is in second place while butter is first.
"The only thing I would say is I hate the prissy marshmallow."
"Well, at least it's progress," said Twilight.
-we arrive to Sugarcube Corner at the entrance for me to see inside dark-
They must be doing a party here..hmmm Ding! Idea!!
-I pull out the disguise kit and gave a red sniper mask to Twilight-
"Hey Twilight could you wear this in your face and go in, I'll be right behind you."
-Twilight looks at the mask and back at me-
"Fine, but only this once," said Twilight while she put the mask on.
"Good now let's enter"
-we open the door and go inside to get surrounded in darkness-
-right when we stepped into SugarCube Corner I pulled out the cloak and dagger and turned invisible. As soon as I turned completely invisible the lights turned on to show all the ponies in ponyville in the building-
"SURPRISE!!!!!" Yelled the occupants inside the building.
-I looked around to see many ponies in the tiny building while seeing the pink pony right in 'Twilight's' face-
Well I can say that the inside is bigger than the outside but not like the tar dis of course.
"Surprise!!! You like the party?don'cha don'cha don'cha!?" Pinkie screamed in front of Twilight's face.
"Pinkie the party is for Silver and yes the party looks amazing." Twilight said.
-I walked towards the snack table while dodging ponies from turning visible-
"What'cha mean, aren't you Silver, I mean you look like a hairless monkey!" Pinkie exclaimed while a murmur of agreement is heard from the also confused ponies.
"What you mean? Silver is ri-" -Twilight stopped at mid sentence to see that I'm not behind her.
-she remembered the mask and ripped it off of her face revealing a pissed off Twilight-
"Twilight!! You were Silver!? If you wanted another party ya could've asked." said Pinkie bouncing around Twilight.
-I almost laughed at loud at the oblivious nature of pink pony while looking at a pissed off Twilight searching through the crowd of ponies trying to find me. I deciding I would play a game also to let these ponies know that I'm real and Twilight isn't crazy-
"Let us play a game of hide and go seek. First pony to touch me and find me receives a prize! Also no cheating!"
-I yelled across the room while running until the pink pony aka Pinkie Pie almost touched causing me to jump over her to avoid to be seen-
Objectives: don't be caught by Twilight that could blow you up. Be caught by a filly after a good 5 minutes to lessen Twilight's rage. Avoid liquids around the area to be seen when covered by it. Stay away from Pinkie Pie at all times, because it seems she is an expert of hide and go seek.
-I find a bowl of punch near Twilight and I go towards it getting behind Twilight and being next to it, dodging ponies and keeping track of the invis-o-meter-
Should I, but to think about the consequences. I would feel bad and scared after I pour it then she might cry or just turn on fire and burn me alive like the pyro.
-while I was thinking a white coated filly along with two others with the coat of yellow and orange accidentally bump into be causing me to become visible with a red silhouette-
Crap...but at least they're fillies.
"WE FOUND HIM!!!" Yelled the 3 fillies while jumping onto me causing every pony inside the building to pause in their tracks staring at a red silhouette and the 3 fillies grabbing onto me.
-I turned visible while an angry Twilight looks at me with a glare that would make Soldier jealous-
"Heh heh heh.... Well you 3 win. Whats your name young fillies?"
-they get off my back to introduce themselves-
"My name's Sweetie Bell!" Exclaimed the white filly.
"The names Scootaloo!" Said the orange filly.
"And my names Apple Bloom!" Said the yellow one.
"AND WE ARE, THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!" said the 3 in unison.
So I finally meet the yellow one again and her two friends and also, the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
"Well hello Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Bell. The names Silver and I'm the only human in this world."
"That's cool but not as cool as Rainbow Dash, but nevermind that. What's the prize?!" yelled Scootaloo.
"The prize for you three are... Candy Canes!!"
-I pull out three 'Candy Cane' from my backpack and gave it to the fillies-
"Also the special things about these Candy canes are that they can regenerate with the press of the button underneath the candy cane unless you eat the button by mistake. Don't worry they don't grow inside of you because I tried and the button melted along with the candy."
-I smiled at the fillies while they smiled back for me to be shot off the ground towards the face of Twilight staring through my eyes while I stared back with a bit of fear-
"H-h-hey Twilight nice to see you again"
"Don't think I forgot about you, also what magic did you do to me to make me look like you!" exclaimed Twilight holding the mask.
"I can't also Ill explain everything when the alicorns come tomorrow."
"Fine...." Twilight said dragging me with her towards the exit to the Tree.
"Bye bye everyone! Pray for me because this might be the last time you'll see me!"
-when we arrive at the library Twilight throws me at the couch locks the door and goes upstairs-
Well that was anti-climatic. So this just Sums it up. I tricked Twilight acting like I betrayed her, I played a game getting caught by the 3 fillies and one of them I already met. Without me getting any sweets and the cake being a lie I got dragged towards back to the tree and now I'm going to sleep at the couch.
-I heard the door slam shut while I looked at the ceiling thinking about the meeting that will happen tomorrow-
I just hope that they have some Asian snacks like moon pie and maybe some noodles.
-I close my eyes to enter a dreamless slumber for the first time into this world-
-a new day begins and the sun's rays shine upon a window to my face while I try covering my face with my hands-
Old spice...I require your assistance to see if you can block the sun...
-giving up blocking the sun I stood up from the couch and looked around to try to find something interesting-
Looks like no one is up yet but better go and make some food if edible to me.
-I start walking slowly rubbing the sleep from my eyes to see a certain purple lizard in the kitchen that looks like he's cooking something-
"Yo lizard, watcha cookin."
-he turns around annoyed at me and pointed the spoon he was holding at me threateningly-
"I told you that my names Spike and I'm a dragon, not a lizard," said Spike.
"Ooo~ real scary, what are going to do? Throw it?"
-he throws the wooden spoon at me for only for it to go over me and hitting a certain mare-
"Spike! Why did you throw that spoon!" yelled Twilight.
Well gotta give the kid credit. Even though he missed me, he managed to hit Twilight.
-I snickered at the misfortune of the dragon-
"Twilight, I swear I wasn't trying to hit you, I'm honest! It's Silver's fault!" yelled Spike.
"Well I'm sure the owner of the spoon had a choice of throwing it or not. Did he not?"
-Twilight smacks me in the head with the spoon while giving it back to Spike-
"Spike's right. Of you haven't aggravated him he wouldn't have thrown that spoon." said Twilight to face me but to see me in the corner facing it.
"Everyone hates me, also how long were you looking at my but."
-I stare at the corner sitting while head at the corner while a gloomy atmosphere appears at the corner-
"It's still your fault so get out of there and eat also why would I look at your but!" Twilight said.
"I'm not hungry....also it's because I'm sexy and I know it."
"Hey Twilight, how many haycakes you want?" Spike asked Twilight ignoring me.
-I sniffed to smell pancakes, so I stood up and went out of the building with a sandvich-
"Wonder where he's going?" Spike said.
"Well I bet he's going to get pastries from pinky or apples from Applejack. Even if I worry for him he can protect himself just fine." Twilight said while taking a bit out of her haycakes.
".... So, how was his but?" Spike asked.
"No more! End of discussion!!" Twilight yelled.
-I started walking towards the Everfree Forest to hunt while I pulled out my sniper rifle-
Even if I use up all my bullets I could a dispenser...that I don't know how to build but I bet it builds by itself.
-I look around the outskirts of the Forest to see a few birds and squirrels in trees but only to see Fluttershy to be around them-
Awww crap, don't tell me she takes care of animals.
-I walk up to Fluttershy for her to notice me-
"Oh hi Silver, how are you?" Fluttershy asked.
"Oh I'm fine but I need to ask you where the nearest creak or river is."
"Oh, why is that?"' Fluttershy asked getting curious.
"Well, not to make you panic I eat meat but also I can eat some types of plants. I can eat pastries but no flowers nor grass. Also I don't want to eat any of your friends with you also I don't eat ponies which is a plus..."
Even if I never hunted before
-I saw Fluttershy listen to me for her to be calm not scared-
"So that's why you want to find a creek, and thank you for not hurting any of my friends. The nearest creak is in the Everfree forest but not too deep into it. Just head forward and a bit right and you'll find the creek in no time." Fluttershy said while smiling.
"Thanks Fluttershy, see ya later."
-I waved goodbye while she waved goodbye back with her smile, then I went my way towards the creek-
Oh my God, from the 6 ponies I met, she is the cutest.
-I find the creek then I set up a little camp then with the PDA I created a dispenser then with enough metal I created a lv. 1 sentry created beep noises as it turns-
This should help me catch fish if I set the target to fish, it will shoot it causing it too die and float.
-I set the target of the PDA from blue to fishes then the sentry starts firing into the water. After a while I put the setting back to normal to see about 16 fish on the surface of the water. I receive all the fishes then I went to work to clean the fishes so it would be consumable-
How do I do this again? Oh ya, clear scales cut from stomach, clear insides and get blood out, pierce with wooden pole then cook.
-I do these procedures for me to see 4 fishes cooking over the fire-
Ahh...the smell of fish in the air is good but kinda bad. I wonder if it works with my flamethrower.
-I put another fish into a tall wooden stick far away from the creek and fire and pulled out my flamethrower then started burning the fish-
I think the fish is gone with the wind.
-I see the fish after the onslaught of fire from the flamethrower black and brittle-
Well experiment failed but fishes are yet to be eatened.
-after eating the remaining fishes which the fishes were small ones and destroying the sentry and dispenser, I started my journey back towards the Library to see a golden chariot coming from the sky-
I believe the princesses are here and is that Twilight panicking over there?
-I quicken my pace and over to Twilight who seems to turn crazy-
"Earth to Twilight, the end is not today so get your stuff together before I throw my jarate at you!"
-she turns around to see me and began to relax slightly-
"Silver!!! You're here, soon the princesses are coming an-"
-I cover her mouth with my hand to prevent her to talk more-
"Shut up please while the Princess makes the 'entrance'."
-the golden chariot lands and opens to reveal two alicorns. One was a white one with a flowing mane but with the color of pink, blue, green and some other color that I can't describe. The one beside the white one was the one and only Luna looking as the same as ever in my dream-
Dang I'm still taller than the white one by a little adding with her horn. She could pierce me with that thing. Maybe I could cut it off and use it as a knife.
-ponies around us including Twilight starts bowing down while she uses her magic to try to make me bow down, so I flicked the tip of her horn to release my grab on me-
"Never, ever use your magic on me."
-I face the white one I presumedly is named Celestia and Luna-
"Sup, the names Silver and I heard your Celestia and Luna?"
-every pony around the area looks at me shock except from the two princesses as I speak-
"Yes, yes we are and I heard you from my sister and my student Twilight." Celestia said.
"Yup, so then, could I visit the castle soon because I'm itching to see what a castle looks up from close."
-Twilight gets out of her shocked expression and used her magic to pull my ear down to her face-
"Silver your talking to the princesses, show some respect!" Twilight said.
-I pull away from her magic to face them again-
"So Luna I have a question for you."
"Yes Silver? Ask us anything." Luna said.
"You have moon pies?"
"Actually yes, yes we do in the castle." Luna said.
-my eyes brightened because of this, the. I put my arm around Luna's neck then we walked back towards the chariot-
"Ya know Luna, moon pies are my favorite snacks, also it is also your favorite. Let's go to this castle and give me some moon pies?"
"Sure, we do not see the problem. Sister art thou coming with us?" Luna said.
-Celestia looks at us confused-
"But Luna we just came here." Celestia said.
"But did we not come here for Silver? Also we can ask all the questions back in our chambers while eating the delectable of moon pies." Luna said.
-I saw Celestia about to face palm or should I say face hoof but she just sighed-
"Fine, I'm sorry my little ponies for the short visit but later on." Celestia said to the cross of ponies.
"Well cya Twilight, I might send letters if I can!"
-Twilight looked a bit sad but waved goodbye-
"You better send me letters or else!" Twilight yelled as I got into the chariot.
-I waved goodbye while I went inside to find the inside to be comfortable and not too study with the 2 princesses. While 'flying' towards the castle, which I almost panicked when they took off, I looked at the scenery while Celestia and Luna talked to each other-
They're judging me, I just know it with their eyes glancing towards me for a bit and their whispers guessing it's about me. Nah they're rulers of this kingdom so they wouldn't.
"Lulu are you sure bringing him was a good idea?" Celestia whispered to Luna.
"Of course Tia, it's not like he would blow up the entire castle to bits and we bet your jealous you don't have a friend that loves cake as equally as you, is it not? Luna whispered back to Celestia.
"Of course not, I don't need a friend that love cake equally as me and Twilight said something about the weapons he had that could kill a timberwolf with one blow." Celestia whispered.
"Don't be a filly Tia, he won't be like Discord, he doesn't even know magic or even perform any threat towards us. So he's still gonna come no matter what." Luna whispered.
"Fine but if something happens because of him I'm blaming you and get rid of your moon pie privileges for a month." Celestia whispered.
"Fine but if he doesn't cause any trouble for a whole week inside the castle you will have no cake privileges for the month." Luna whispered back.
"Deal." Said Luna and Celestia while they shook hooves on it.
-I see them shake hooves while I look at them weirdly, when they notice me staring at them they blushed a little while I shook my head a little while I look at the window again to see the castle coming closer-
-upon arrive towards the castle we land to see the street filled with guards and ponies looking at us-
Wow this place is filled with rich ones, not a poor or medium in sight. I still don't think these ponies are nice now due to the way they don't greet each other like the ones on ponyville.
-Celestia and Luna comes out first to see them bow down. When I got off I received some gasp and a few bit of glares from the crowd, then we start walking towards the castle which looked a bit far so I looked at the buildings while walking-
Hmmm, I'm finding nothing interesting except there's a coffee shop that looks exactly like Starbucks and named the same way. I see a cloth store coming in sight.
"Hey Celestia, you care if we stop a bit at the cloth store so I can change?"
"Alright Silver but make it quick," Celestia said with a neutral expression.
-I walk into the store to find the dressing room while getting a few looks from the cashier and the customers-
Ok, I should have these clothes from spy and I bet and doubt it'll fit in sniper, but it's worth a try.
-I wear the fancy fedora, the quäckenbirdt, then the cut throat concierge and find that it fits me well then I go back outside to see more glances towards my direction of curiosity then more of fear. I nod towards Celestia and Luna who looks surprisingly at me while I saw a bit of amusement from her eyes as we continued towards the castle-
Well the suit ain't half that bad but at least I can fit things hidden like my knife and my revolver.
-we continue for a few minutes until we reach the castle then the guards starts to disappear back to their posts. I look are the castle to see some kind of garden and an orange tail from the bush, getting my curiosity get the best of me I looked to see the guards and princesses not looking at me so I turned on the quäckenbirdt to turn invisible and I set my detour towards the tail inside the bushes-
"Sister?" Luna asked.
"Yes Luna, what is it?" Celestia said.
"Where's Silver?" As right as Luna said those words Celestia looked back to see no Silver then she started to panic.
"Captain, I require you and the guards to search for a creature with a suit that is taller than us when standing bipedal!" Celestia ordered to the captain.
"I will do the search right away your highness!" He salutes as he runs off to gather the guards to search the entire castle for a bipedal creature.
"He better not do anything stupid while he's alone,but I do got a feeling that I will win this bet." Said Celestia to herself.
*to me*
I've to give credit to the ponies working here. This place is gorgeous but mission set to find what was that thing with the orange tail.
-I go through the same bush to find a tiger-
Dang these ponies take care of tigers!? Crap if it smells me I'm dead.
-as right I ended my sentence the invis watch ran out of juice making me visible, thus making me visible to the tiger who then looks at me startled ready to pounce at me-
"Nice kitty kitty kitty, I wasn't trying to hurt you or anything but I was just curious what you were."
-the tiger then calms down a bit while being a bit offended for calling it a kitty but still kept it's pouncing poise in case I'd do something to it. Then out of my backpack I pull out the holy mackerel which caused the tiger to look at it curiously then it started sniffing towards it-
I think it's working but I need to remember not all tigers like fish and mostly everything here understands English but can't speak it like in every Disney movie.
"I'm not trying to hurt you I'm honest, but you are the first tiger I've seen in person but do you want the fish?"
-the tiger looks at me suspiciously then nods. I go closer to give the fish for only the tiger to take a step back, noticing this it how the fish at the tiger while it caught it with its teeth. I see that it's enjoying it's meal while leaving some untouched-
"Why aren't you eat the rest, are you not hun-"
-I look behind the tiger to see 3 cubs looking at me curiously which looked so cute I would've died right there-
That's the second most cutest thing here in this world.
-the 'tigress' then looks at me amusingly while the 3 cubs slowly goes towards me cautiously while the tigress monitors them, so I sat down to make myself less menacing-
"Can I pet you now, I mean if you trust me that is."
-the tigress took a moment to think then nodded. I went over to the tigress who flinched slightly but to calm down when I started to pet her, why starts moving towards my hand purring as I pet her. The baby cubs then starts climbing me, one from the back, one in my left arm and I pulled one up on top of my head while I let it wear my fedora. I gave the one on my back the received again festivizer and the one in my left the world's travelers hat which they all looked cute on-
They aren't different from the kids I used to play with but cute....wait a second, wasn't I suppose to have a talk with Celestia? Nah, she won't mind, would she? I mean I'm with an important play date with these tigers.
*back to the castle*
-guards continue to try to find the creature but to fail while two princesses in the room of Celestia starts guessing where Silver would be in-
"Sister it's been 4 hours since he disappeared, why would he be?" Luna asked while looking worried.
"I don't know Luna, but he couldn't be far away since he can't fly or anything, can he?" Celestia said.
-Luna pulls out a moon pie for a snack-
"Oh great moon pie, when I eat you I wish a voice is heard from Silver." Luna said then eats the moon pie while Celestia looks at her amusingly.
"Luna that won't work, it's just a mo-"
"ARGHHH!"
"-on pie....."
-once they heard the scream they flew out of the room and towards the voice which was heard in the gardens-
*to me*
"ARGHHH!"
-I yelled this as the 3 cubs pin me down while roaring 'meowing' victory as I laugh-
*5 minutes earlier*
-having my sniper outfit again but with the soldier's helm I look at the 3 cubs sitting facing me like soldiers and the tigress looking at us amusingly-
"Alright cubs!! We will start our training program but first you have to face me!! You have to defeat me in combat! But first show me your roar!!!"
"Roar! 'MEOW'!"
"Close enough! Now we will begin fighting now!"
-as soon as I finish my sentence the cubs pounce all together at once and managed me to pin me down to the ground, to make them feel victorious I screamed a dying sound while they roared victoriously-
"ARGHH!, you did well cubs, now I promote you to full soldiers in combat. Congratulation!"
-they get off of me while I stood up and waved goodbye as they left but for one of them to stay with me-
"Hey tiger you missed one!"
-she looks back then smiled and continued forward while the cub roared-
I guess the cub wants to stay with me and I made a new friend to travel along with me. I need an achievement for this.
-I picked it up as climb towards the top of my head-
You're my new hat now.
-I hear flapping of wings for me to see the two alicorns coming towards the garden looking a bit pissed off-
"Cub I'm gonna name you something but that's for later but I require your cuteness to sate the anger of these two princesses, think you can do that?"
-the cub tries to look ferocious for only making it cuter-
"I'll take that as a yes."
-the princesses land in front of me while Luna hugs me and I put the safe n' sound on the cub-
"THOU ART OKAY!!!! WE THOUGHT THOU WERE GONE BUT THOU ART HERE!!!"
-she starts squeezing the life out of me while the cub jumps on Luna's back and roars to let me go-
"Luna theirs a tiger behind you." Celestia said calmingly.
"Where!" Luna said as she swung around releasing me and the cub hold on into her back.
"Soldier, retreat!"
-the cub pounces from Luna's back then lands of my arms-
"You have some explaining to do Silver." Celestia said.
-I look into her eyes to see anger like a fire burning in her eyes threatening to shoot the fire out from her eyes which caused me to be careful around her-
"Ya know, curiosity got the best of me when I saw an orange tail from a bush."
"You could've asked us if you could go their, you caused a panic." Celestia said.
"Did you mean the panic you caused sister?" Luna said while Celestia looks away blushing a bit.
"N-never mind that, now we know you are safe and let's go back to the castle." Celestia said as she starts walking into the castle.
"Ummm, ok but I'm bringing this little guy with me."
-I put the safe n' sound away while the cub starts dozing off on my arms-
"Sure you can bring your pet with you." Luna said while I looked at her.
"Nope he's my companion for my travels and in my world we also make ponies and horses as 'pets' so don't make me go that far."
-Celestia looks at me curiously as she flew up to the balcony to her room-
"We shall bring you up with magic." Luna said as she prepared her spell.
-I poke the tip of her horn to disrupt the spell-
"Ummm, how about no. I'm getting up there by myself."
"How will you get up there?" Luna asks curiously while I notice her change with words.
"Simple."
-I pulled out the sticky jumper-
"Bombs"
"But will it not blow thou up?" Luna asks as I put down 2 stickies.
"Nope, well here I go!"
-I go on top of the stickies then detonated them making me fly up as I hold on tight to the club that doesn't care then I landed on the balcony of a surprised Celestia-
"How did you get up here!?" Celestia said.
I put every weapons away then i fell face first into the bed while the cub sleeps beside me.
"Sleep first questions later."
-Celestia sighs while Luna looks at the display-
"So Tia, what's the menu for dinner today?" Luna asks.
"I think it was cream spaghetti today." Celestia replied as they exited the room.
.....
....
Cream spaghetti...
Like chicken Alfredo......
-I get up from the bed then ran out to the door to find no princesses in sight and the cub still sleeping on the bed. I leave another holy mackerel for the cub while I ran off to find the kitchen when 10 gaurds found the bipedal creature running in the hallways to tackle me and knocked me out from the bodies of 10 ponies smacking me before I screamed-
"Tia, I feel like we're missing something." Luna said.
"What is it Lulu?" Celestia said.
"Nevermind I believe it's nothing." Luna said but for them to hear Silver scream and guards running past them yelling they found the creature.
"Oh ya that's the thing I forgot, to call off the guards." Luna said while Celestia thought of the things Silver would do once he founds them, but to hear an explosion in the castle.
-when the guards smack me towards the wall I let a pained yell. I pulled out the first weapon I could grab in my backpack, pulled it out and fired it, but when firing it I felt pain in front of me guessing it was an explosive that I pulled out. All the guards got off of me for only for me to see more guards coming through the hallway towards me. By instincts I push the top of the grenade launcher then started reloading it by pulling ammo out of my pockets-
"COME AT ME YOU WANKAS!!!!"
-they charged while I fired hitting them making them knocked out which is lucky enough for me because of their armor tore open by the explosion but luckily not hurting too much of the pony targeted. I fired and reloaded until I reloaded my last pipe bomb-
Crap, I need to get more ammo or maybe...
-I pull out the charge n' charge and the genuine ham shank then charged into a crowd of guards that started to panic at my sudden charge. I slammed the ham on their head to knock them out while pulling out my specialized ham to deal double the ponies at once. I look to see one pony remaining but with armor that looks fancier than the other guards-
"Surrender now monster!!" Yelled the pony.
"Wow first word that comes out of you is a monster, how typical. Oh look a strange creature that looks really threatening! Lets call it a monster because we don't know what it is!"
-I ranted while the pony listened then I saw the princesses watching the scene hidden but not hidden enough-
"Well then the names Silver, what's yours snow cone."
I mean his coat is not a marshmallow like the Rarity but also is like someone made a pony and just poured the raspberry juice on the hair and the tail.
"Well my name is Shining Armor and I have orders to bring you to the princesses!" Shining Armor said.
-I walk towards the walls then started slamming my head into it-
WHY. IS. THERE. NO. NORMAL. NAMES. BUT. NAMES. THAT. WAS. MADE. BY. SOME. 5 years old..
-I stop my slamming then walked towards shines who took a step back when I approached-
"Jeez, if you wanted to bring me to the princesses you could've asked because I was going their right now, until ten guards smacked me."
Guards used giga impact, it damaged Silver. Silver used grenade spam, it was super effective.
-Shining twitched his eye then got his composure back-
"I will take you to them, also you must be really dangerous if you could take down all the guards." Shining said.
"Really? In my world I had to face over 500 with only 5 people helping me."
-Shining then looked at me if I was crazy to see a look saying 'I'm telling the truth' he sighed while pulling out the grenade launcher which I fired purposely towards the direction of the princesses-
"Oops, accidentally pressed the trigger, but move forward because I heard the menu was cream spaghettis and I will eat it and I will enjoy it."
-we started walking towards the kitchen while the pipe bomb starts rolling around the corner to the two peaking princesses-
"What is this, it's flashing quicker by the sec-"
-the pipe bomb explodes causing the hair to stick out funny and their front coats black by the bomb. Upon hearing the explosion I started laughing while Shining looked at me curiously then just ignored me. Getting bored I tried to make a conversation-
"How ya doin."
"Good." Shining replied.
"Have any siblings?"
"Only one." Shining said.
"What's her fur color?"
"Lavender, why and how did you know she was a mare?" Shining asks.
"Well you would reply that your sister would be a brother if I said it wrong."
"That is true." Shining said.
-upon arriving at the doors of the cafeteria I said to shining-
"Oh I know who's your sister!"
"Oh really!?" Shining said.
"Eeyup, I'll even bet on it. I bet that if I guess your sister's name you have to do a solid for me and if I don't get it right I'll give a anything you want."
-I take out my hand while he thinks about it-
"Deal." Shining said taking my hand shaking it.
-I pull out my ham then I start speaking to it-
"Oh magical ham of greatness, the pony's name is Twilight Sparkle."
-upon hearing his sister's name his ears drop-
"How did you know?" Shining asks.
"You should always ask the person or should I say pony where they came first, as I came from ponyville first. So my favor is to wear this mask for the rest of the day until somehow some pony manages to rip it off, but you can't tell them you are Shining Armor."
-I give him the red sniper mask while he takes it and wears it-
"Fine I'll wear the mask, it's not like it will hurt me."
"Well goodbye and have a nice afternoon."
-I enter the dining room, while Shining stood outside-
"Well I don't know why he asked me to wear this mask but at least I'm able to see through it." Shining said to himself.
-he then hears flapping of wings before getting slammed by the unknown force knocking him out and his mask to fall out-
"Tia, we have been tricked once again." Luna said.
"Where is he, my patience is running low and I feel cranky." Celestia said rubbing her temples with her hooves.
"I bet a piece of cake will calm your nerves Tia." Luna said rubbing her sister's back.
"You're right, TO THE KITCHEN!!"
-after they dispatched paramedics to help the knocked out guards they open the door to the kitchens to see a specific human stuffing his face with spaghetti-
This is delicious, so delicious, why don't you stay in my mouth forever!
-I eat more while not noticing the looks from the princesses of amusement-
"Aunties! What happened to your manes and your coat also this human named Silver already ate 5 bowls of spaghetti without taking a break which is pretty surprising due to the amount of cake you eat in a short period of time." The pink pony said.
*10 minutes ago*
-I enter the kitchen to smell the scent of spaghetti cooking when I saw another pink alicorn looking at me curiously-
"Oh, uh, hello. My name is Silver and yours?"
"My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza but you can call me Cadance. Also what are you if I may ask." Cadance said.
"First I'm a human, second when is the spaghetti coming out, and third what kind of alicorn are you?"
"Well the spaghetti will come out in the next 3 minutes or so and I'm the princess of love." Cadence said.
I swear, if she marries the guy Shining Armor I will smack Celestia, invisible of course when she's not expecting it.
"Nice, well I think it's coming."
-the waiter give us plates looking at me nervously and bowing at Cadance the gave us the pasta, as soon as the waiter left I dug into the food with the fork beside me eating everything leaving none behind. Cadance looks at me in awe as I eat the food as fast as possible and looks at my surprisingly when I ordered seconds-
"What does the clock do when it's still hungry?"
"Umm I don't know, it gets more food?" Cadance answers.
"It goes back for seconds"
Oh my God that was the most horrible joke I've ever said. I hope I don't saw more stupid jokes when I'm still in this planet.
-she starts laughing at my joke while I heard some laughter inside the kitchen where more pasta being made-
Wow...the crowd today seems to be easy for me today.
-the pasta arrives again but the waiter to be friendlier than last time as I dug down into the food-
*present time*
-I finish the seventh bowl while I sat down at the chair looking at the ceiling until I noticed the presence of 2 other princesses in the room-
"Oh hey there guys, and I just love the way you did with your hair."
-I said these words as innocently as possible but to receive a glare from Celestia-
Do I want to escape or stay?
>Stay< Escape
-I stayed but to see Celestia take a deep breath then starts her long ass speech as I see Luna and Cadance escape from the torrent of words that crashed into me-
"You know how worried we were, we were trying to look everywhere for you. We tried our hardest to find you and this is how you repay us, you have got to be the most aggregating human that could be sent in here whil-" Celestia kept continuing her speech while I sat in the room being like a kid being scold by his mother.
-the lecture lasted for an hour while I managed to get the waiter a piece of cake while Celestia wasn't looking. When the waiter disappears back into the kitchen she turns towards me again continuing her lecture. Right when she looks away the waiter comes back with the cake which was a cheese cake and returned to the kitchen. As I was about to take my first bite Celestia notices the cake I'm about to eat-
"STOP!! Don't eat that cake, that's my cake!" Celestia yelled.
-I stopped my motion of eating the cake until I started to take the bigger piece and started to eat it-
"PLEASE NO, NOT MY CAKE!! ILL DO ANYTHING!" She yelled almost in verge of tears.
Why is she about to cry and how much does she love cake?
"Ok then, my deal is to let me go and I'll give you the cake."
"Deal, now gimme cake!" She screamed using her magic to take the cake away from me taking the whole piece with a single bite.
Loco
-I quietly go towards the door then upon reaching my destination I started banging loudly on the door to hear 2 ponies falling. I open the door to see Cadance and Luna on the floor holding onto their ears. I started walking back to my room luckily asking some maids that didn't run away from me the directions, upon arrival I see the cub asleep and an eaten fish. I slowly went in the bed and fell asleep quickly with a full belly-
-A new day starts by Celestia raising the sun and Luna lowering the moon, they nod to each other as they go back inside. While the sun goes up the sun's rays flash into my eyes trying to wake me up-
Mother! I swear I'm gonna ask Luna for some curtains because now I hate the sun.
-I had a flashback when I was in my room dying due to the summer's heat while even taking a cold shower won't work-
I don't want that again but...
-I stood up and was about to rub my eyes but for me to fall back down and go to sleep-
5 more minutes.....
"Today is the day we will know more about Silver." Celestia said to Luna who is drinking coffee.
"Well, we hope that we don't have to face anything bad. I believe that he is not a morning person." Luna said taking a sip,
"What makes you say that Luna?" Celestia asked arriving at my room.
"Well~ Because of-" While she was talking she tries to open the door for it to be locked.
"the way he acts in the morning." Luna continued.
"Silver open the door." Celestia said knocking on the door.
- I hear the knocking for me to groan and get up walking towards the door-
"Heck no."
"Please?" Celestia asks.
"I will eat your cake."
"...."
-I open the door to see nopony outside except for 2 gaurds outside my doorway facing forward with a neutral expression-
Huh, no princesses here unless...
-I went back inside the cub awake in my backpack as I put it on-
"Perfect, now cub go inside my backpack and get comfortable because this will be a bumpy ride."
-the only response was a yawn as he went inside my backpack using my hats as his covers. I open the doors then started sprinting startling the two guards outside my doorstep that started chasing me-
I never had guards outside my doorstep for them to be spies!!!
-I see a maid with a cart when I jump on top of the cart spilling the contents on top of it as I pull out the rocket jumper propelling it forward. As I sped through the hallway I see a white unicorn with blond hair walking to freeze in fear of the cart speeding towards him-
"GTA 5 MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
-I crashed into him making him go over me and crash into the two guards chasing me to see their disguises go away, two princesses with eyes rolling due to the impact of a flying banshee-
I deserve an award for that.
-without me noticing I crash through a window and the end of the hallway letting me fall off the mountain towards Ponyville, I started waving my hands to imitate a bird flying then I started grabbing at my backpack for something useful-
-I pull it out as I fall causing some ponies to look at the falling object that's arriving at the town while I started thinking that who was the pony smart enough to build a castle on a side of a castle. I landed making a decent hole in the ground while I stood up for me to see a bewildered Twilight-
"Silver, how are you here and how did you not die from that fall?" Twilight said still in shock.
"Ya know the usual, a pocket pistol saved me, also I managed to use a cart as a car."
-my stomach starts growling while I held up Twilight-
"Twilight, let me tell you about some of human history also your gonna tell me the nearest best restaurant for a human like me."
-as I said that her ears perked up and smiled as I talk about slavery and freedom and 'Murica, but keeping bacon from the subject-
"-so that includes why games should have a device for squeakers not able to speak in a game."
-I ended stopping at a restaurant while a note taking Twilight takes the notes I've been saying also she was more interested in the technology of humans that are more advanced than ponies such as phones-
"So this is the place." Twilight declared while I look up at the sign that proceeds to say griffin bees.
This is Applebee's is it not. Well if I'm not paying..
"I'm not paying for you also." Twilight said sheepishly"well sorry because I also have money issues."
"That's alright, it's not like I'm gonna turn into a mercenary sooner or later."
-Twilight looks at me curiously before she could've speak Spike comes in with a letter-
"Twilight a letter from the princess!" Spike yelled.
Twilight opened the letter and said," spike get the girls to the train station we are needed there immediately also Silver, you can stay stay in the library."
-Twilight starts running to the treehouse while I walked there and entered and started reading the first book I pulled out as she disappeared. I open the book to see some kind of necklaces inside making me confused-
Wait what? I can try to catch up to Twi-. Ya know I didn't get my full sleep.
-I take off my backpack and went towards the coach and I closed my eyes to take a nap. As I woke up i see a grey twilight as I wake up-
"Yo Twilight, how ya doin also why with the grey?"
"Well Discord defeated us causing chaos in Equestria and my friends betrayed me, I'm gonna leave to somewhere else."
-I went to my knee and looked her in the eye-
"Never give up, I know it sounds a bit corny but make your friends remember the good times they had with each other then they'll understand, also what does this Discord look like?"
-her color comes back a little while smiles a bit-
"Thanks and Discord is the embodiment of Chaos and he is a draconequus with mismatch body parts." Twilight said.
"Thanks now I have a scope to use."
-I pull out my jarate and sniper rifle as she looks at me crazy-
"You can't kill him, he'll kill you first!" Twilight said.
-I step out the door as I pulled out the spell book-
"Well I gotta try don't I?"
-I run off through the crazy landscape seeing a throne with the most ugly dragon it saw but a bit cool. He notices me and laughs. The same laugh I heard when I went through the laptop-
"Oh well, oh well, look who we have here."he says while teleporting near me, "a human, how surprising!"
-I looked at him boringly siting at the checkered ground as he kept talking-
"Ya know, I thought Equestria would be better to have a human here, I mean your the first human to be here." Discord said while snapping his fingers to make more cotton candy clouds.
-I started to get really bored to the point I started yawning as he spoke, as he kept talking I didn't hear the question asked to me as I took a nap, but for me to get out of it as chocolate rain pours on my head-
I hate sweets, I like mild sweet but this is too sweet.
-I stood up to face the draconequus as I pull out the sniper rifle aiming it towards the unsuspecting Discord. I fired it piercing his head as he fell in the ground, my victory short lived he appears behind stabbing me with a knife. I deactivate the dead ringer as I jumped onto his back while we wrestled as I poured jarate and mad milk on him. As I was behind him choking him sandviches and the buffalo steak sandviches the 6 mares appeared wearing the necklaces and Twilight wearing a tiara. I look at her as she screams to get away while a rainbow laser fires at him. I jump out of the way at the last second as I see him turn into stone, but for him to fire a laser before turning completely to stone but for me to be too slow as the laser hits my leg. I feel pain all over my body as I writhed in pain in the ground but for it to go away as I lay on the ground to see a crying Twilight on top of me before I blacked out-
I hate magic, I swear I might as well become Christian Brutal Sniper and kill him.....
-I open my eyes to see a ceiling and a feeling of me in a dark area with pictures or should I say memories of my life playing in the past. I started walking and looked at each memory from a happy memory to a sad memory and a some memories that I don't want to see again. I stop in one particular part of the memory I had before I continue on in the black darkness of memories. At the end I see a door colored red, when I open the door and enter I walk into the room where the administrator would be in. I look up at the massive tv screen to see a timer counting down-
Wait, did I die? I don't think I died.
...
If I did, does that mean the counter is my respawn time?
-I look at the timer counting down as I think about what would happen. When it reaches zero the room turned white as it turned black again. I tried to reach out my hand but for me to touch wood-
AM I IN A FUCKING COFFIN?!!?!?
-I stayed still while I could hear a few words-
"He was a human but even though he is crazy he was my crazy human friend. Why did he have to leave, what do you think he would say if he was still here Celestia?" the first voice said.
"He would say 'never give up'." Celestia said.
"We hope he lived a good life." Luna said as I put 8 sticky jumper stickies under me.
-they started to leave but for me to detonate the stickies causing the ground to shake-
"Wait an earthquake?! That's impossible!" Celestia said.
-coming out of the ground was me smiling while Luna starts screaming. I land on top of Luna as I groan and Celestia uses her magic to levitate me from Luna. Once Luna recovers from the impact she sees me and cries for joy-
"OH SILVER YOU ART NOT DEAD, WHAT JOYOUS NEWS!!! Luna says while grabbing me from celestia's magic and shaking me like a rag doll.
-Celestia looks at me while Luna crushes the life out of me with her hug while she has theirs in her face-
"I will die if you keep hugging me."
-Luna let's go of me quickly as I gasped for breath while Celestia walks towards me cautiously-
"Yo Celeste, I'm not dead I'm living ya see."
"If you are Silver not some evil spirit inhibiting Silver, what was the first question I asked you?" Celestia said as she stares at me.
"I don't know? Do I look like a guy who would remember something simple as that? I mean really ask a real question, not a question of questions of questions. But do you have any more of that cream pasta, I mean I'm really hungry because waking up in a coffin will make me hungry."
-Celestia smiles while putting her wing around me-
"Welcome back Silver." Celestia said.
-Luna joins in the group hug-
"JOYOUS DAY INDEED, NOW WHAT WE NEED IS A PARTY!" Luna yelled.
"Did some pony said party?!" Pinkie said appearing out of nowhere.
"Nope."
"Awwww." Pinkie said as she went away sadly.
"Ya know what, why not."
-she comes back and gives me a card and disappears while Celestia, Luna, and I started to walk towards the castle-
Well now, it seems that I'm getting spaghetti today, also gotta see how's the pup is doing.
-we continue to the castle while I smile at the upcoming day tomorrow-
-it was a normal day of me sitting in the day court eating a dakloh bar while I hear the complaining stallion in front of me while Celestia had her eyes in pinpricks, which I'm not sure why but from the beginning. I face the next day with the daily routines I would have done back in earth but when I reached the dining area I checked myself if I was ready to enter. I straighten my clothes (the only clothes I've had and kept clean) and I equipped the trophy belt as I entered the room to see Celestia, Cadance, Luna, and the banshee. I sit down on one of the tables and greeted them as they greeted back. I started checking my magazine spell book-
"Hey Silver what are you reading?" Cadance asks.
"Simple, it's porn."
"O-oh, I guess I hope you enjoy it." Cadance says blushing.
Not as innocent here I guess.
-I sighed as I looked through the spell book to see not only monoculous but other spells that could be useful for me in combat. I stood up as I went inside the kitchen and startling some of the ponies cooking as I took some bread with me. I toasted the bread with the toaster, as soon as it was done I started munching on it as I left the kitchen and the dining area-
"Toast to me."
-as I continued munching on the toasts Celestia calls out to me trying to make a conversation and for me to stay-
"Silver, how are you doing today?" Celestia asks.
"Oh, nothing ya know, toast."
"Um, so Silver would you like to accompany me in the day court, if you want." Celestia asks.
"Umm, I'm guessing it's boring but I don't have anything else to do, so sure."
-Celestia smiles at my answer as I went back into the kitchen-
"One of you cooks, what did the banshee order."
"T-the banshee? I think your talking about Prince Blueblood." one of the cooks said bravely.
"Sure~, so what did he order?"
"He ordered a salad, and a cup of tea." The cook said.
"When giving his tea put this liquid into it before you give it to him, and when he asks who put it in, say it's me the human named Silver."
-I hand him the vile of red liquid as the cook takes it as I leave and inspects it and looks at the others-
"Should I give it to Blueblood?" The cook asks.
"Well I'm certain it's hot sauce but no ordinary hot sauce since it doesn't smell but sure lets go with it." The second cook says.
-I ask the guard outside the dining door where the 'day court'' was. I kept on walking and opened the two large doors to see a massive room where Celestia was sitting upon a throne and two guards beside the thrones and the doors. Celestia smiles at me while a seat was prepared next to her which I sat on.-
"What do you do here, listen to ponies complain?"
"Well I do hear the complaints of the ponies with problems." Celestia says as a pony enters the room with a snobbish look.
-I look at the pony boringly as I went to my head where everything is in my control. Celestia kept listening to each pony complaining from time to time to become bored-
"Maybe I can look inside what is going on with Silver's head." Celestia said to herself as she did a spell to look inside my brain.
-she was inside my brain or the 'imagination zone' as she started sewing the things that scarred her-
-I got up from my seat as the last one left and went up to Celestia to see her frozen as a statue. I picked her up and dropped her off at her roof and went back to my room and went to my balcony as I shot at the misfortune getting hit by a jarate fired from a rocket jumper-
-I was riding a train towards ponyville while I lazily spinner the SMG while I looked at the moving scenery outside-
"Jeez, I can't believe that guy is marrying, to her. My prediction was correct then."
-I think about the upcoming wedding in two days of Shining Armor and Cadance while I have to keep it a secret from Twilight which will be hard to. I see the growing image of the town until the trained stopped at the station. I stepped out of the station and started walking yawning reaching the library where an unsuspecting unicorn was reading a book. I knocked the door and opened it to see nothing but books scattered around-
Is she upstairs?
-I climb upstairs to see Twilight reading a book while writing on a scroll-
"WASSSUP!"
-from the sudden loudness she jumped in the air and fell back down while I look at her amusingly-
"Ya ok Twilight."
"Ya ya I'm fine Silver." Twilight before freezing looking at me with forming tears in her eyes.
Celestia didn't tell her. Wow, I'm gonna slap her and jarate her someday.
-Twilight pounces on top of me and hugs me while crying a bit-
"S-Silver your O-ok!" Twilight said as I was losing oxygen.
-I manage to push her off my pressing the tip of her nose with my finger as she scrunched it, she got off of me holding her nose-
"S-stop that, it's not funny but how are you still alive! We thought you were dead!" Twilight exclaimed pointing her hoof at me.
"Well, you can as well I'm real also I lived but I had a watch that feigns death but it was my first try so I got dragged into the coffin instead of the fake body it was suppose to produce."
Well, first she wouldn't believe it and second she would research the dead ringer which I won't allow her.
-she stares at me while I fix my sunglasses until she sighed-
"Well, I'm just happy your fine and alive." Twilight said hugging me.
"Sure, it's not like I'm gonna do a montage of any sorts."
-I hugged her back and when we were finished, we went downstairs to go to Sugarcube corner for the party-
"Dang this pony thought of this early, also I will never give her bonk."
"What is this 'bonk' your talking about?" Twilight asked.
-I was about to enter before we reached our destination for there to bee only Twilight's friends-
"I came from back from the dead to give the living haircuts!"
-I said it menacingly for them to roll their eyes while the party started-
These guys don't care, but I don't care also. I can respawn but I don't know how much more I can actually use it.
-as I was staring off to space I drank all of my punch as I went outside-
Ahh, outside with fresh air, free of pollution. The moon shining brightly to shine the night.
-I walk back to the library letting Twilight know first as I lay down on the couch drifting off to sleep-
I hope, everything don't blow up.....
-I wake up to a new morning to hear Twilight packing up. I got up rubbing my eyes as I saw her with a picnic basket-
"So where ya going now?"
"Oh I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Wanna come?" Twilight asks as I nod.
-we go out of the library as we go to a hill seeing Twilight's friends already there setting the picnic up-
"Ah, it's gorgeous out, just gorgeous!" Rarity said while looking at a butterfly.
-while they were enjoying their picnic I decided to wait at the trainstation knowing what will happen when the letter reaches Twilight from Spike. After 15 minutes and hearing some pony singing the mane six and I were riding on the train towards Canterlop for us to notice a pink shield surrounding the capital-
Wait a second, that shield wasn't there yesterday and Twilight looks mad.
-we go through the shield and stepped out of the train to see guards everywhere surrounding the station-
"Whoa, what's with all the guards?" Rainbow said looking at them.
"I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies." Rarity said then Pinky sneezed but a trumpet sound was played when she sneezed.
What... I can't even.
"Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!" Rarity exclaimed.
"And you've got a big brother to go congratulate." Applejack said.
"Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind." Twilight said as she walked away.
I sense a shitstorm a brewin.
-I followed a Twilight as we were about to arrive I put in my earbuds and surprisingly music started playing. As I was listening to the music I can see Twilight looking at her brother angry yelling but for me to hear muffled screams over the music. But when shining said something from his mouth Twilight started to be happy-
"You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance!" Twilight said in a sing-song voice.
Bad time to unplug earbuds.
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything important." Cadance says showing up in front of us looking at us uninterestedly.
"Cadance! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!" Twilight said shaking her flank at the last words.
"Twilight, if your going to make mares lesbian for you try harder than that."
"T-that's not what I was trying to do!" Twilight exclaims blushing.
"What were you doing then?" Cadance asks.
"Cadance, it's me, Twilight!" Twilight says as I put on the earbuds again to listen to another song.
-we started walking towards the area where the food is being made. I saw Applejack and gave tip of the hat as she returned it. I check my surroundings to see Cadance throw away some goods while I raise my eyebrow at that. Then we went to the place where the dress is being made to see Rarity. I saw Cadance not pleased at the colors as I look curiously at Cadance but looking away so that she wouldn't notice. After that we went where the party would be at to see Cadance still displeased while Pinky kept her happy mood. After that was taken care Twilight went somewhere with her friends as I went into the castle to meet Cadance-
"Yo Cadance."
"I thought I told you to call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza." Cadance said as I took off my earbuds.
"And I thought that you told me to call you Cadance."
-I played along the game while the fake Cadance was looking at me hiding her nervousness pretty well-
"O-oh ya, I forgot silly me, it's just the wedding into my head that's all." Cadance said sheepishly smiling.
"Well then I'll keep my scope on your head and if you are the fake before the vows are done I'll blow your head off!"
-'Cadance' looks at me shockingly as I left the castle and I climbed up at the roof of the castle not too high but just the right height to look at the wedding at a distance inside and to snipe if needed. I saw Celestia rehearsing the wedding with the ponies down there I scope in with my sniper rifle but covering the laser of the sniper rifle. I saw Twilight barging in and then Cadance started crying, I was about to feel sorry as the rest of the ponies except for Twilight and Cadance left for Twilight begins to sink in the ground and Cadance have sickly green fire around her-
Oh she is going to be in a world of hurt once that wedding starts.
-I set up a little mini base as I set up my small sniper perch on the roof while I observed the events happening mostly on Cadance as the wedding time came near-
-after the previous event occurred I tipped my hat as I started walking around the city. I set down tool boxes as I walked hiding them from view from the other ponies, I climbed and entered the 'base' pulling out the PDA pressing buttons changing the blue-prints for building-
Ok, so I have to make robots to help me but then with the metal I have I can only make the body but I could use the head on my bot killers repairing it along with the robot parts but also risking myself getting killed by them.
-I made 2 blue-prints as I heard somepony suddenly singing a song. I plant the two tool boxes down as the first one started to build up to a heavy body and the second one to a medic body-
Perfect, but I need a head of a robot medic so that means I have to build one from scratch or use another heavy head.
-I slammed the first heavy head on the body and whacked it hard with my jag for the eyes turn red and the body starts to chug shaking. It looks up to me then to it's surroundings and back to me-
Well the first one works well now the second one.
-I jammed the medic body with a heavy head for it to transform to a robot medic head and whirring to life with same colored eyes and silence-
Good, now to....
The wedding is starting...
-I ran towards my shooting shot as I scoped in seeing the bride walking towards Celestia with a smile. I raise my sniper rifle up and aimed for her head as I read the mouthing of Celestia reaching her final words-
"Now I pronounce you-" Celestia said but for me to see the real Cadance and Twilight running at the entrance.
-I shoot my rifle making a loud sound alerting every pony at the wedding as it hit the fake Cadance but for the bullet to be melted as green fire developed her to see that the fake Cadance is a pony but looks like a bug with legs with holes-
Well, I've seen worse.
-at that moment a massive green laser is shot towards my direction as I ran-
"Let's go mates! Go, go, go!!!"
-the robots start running with me as we fell from roof to roof and an explosion behind us. When we reached the floor I look up at the sky to see the shield breaking and through it more cheese legs ponies smashing at it with their bodies-
"ZERG RUSH!!!!"
-I run towards the castle with the robots following me as we reached the castle we see guards already in combat with those bugs. I pull out my sniper rifle as I shot each one in the face or body as they fell one by one and to see a few guards injured. I look behind me at the robots and rummaged through my backpack-
They need to be useful too...
-I pull out my crusader's crossbow, medi-gun, and my über saw for the medic which it started healing the injured while I gave the heavy my minigun, sandvich, and the fist of steel-
Ok now to reach the wedding and end this chaos.
-we start running towards the wedding shooting bugs coming at us or in shooting range as dead bodies are scattered throughout Canterlot. When reaching the wedding, I see a defeated Celestia and the mane six captured but before we were noticed I cloaked leaving the two inside to guard the door for nothing to go pass through. They nod while I entered the wedding with my invis-watch to see the bug still talking. I uncloaked right behind her for her to still not notice as all eyes except for the bug goes towards me with hope-
You've gotta be kidding. I thought it would notice me but still talks, it has to be scout in its bragging stage.
-I just tapped her shoulder to stare at me and go wide eyes as I proceeded to hoop it in the nose leaving her off guard as it fell down-
"Wait wut?"
-it gets up from the humiliating display as it charged a spell towards me, but for me not to care I pull out the medic lab coat as I tried to make myself as professor Oak-
"Are you a colt or a mare?"
"What are you trying to do you monkey! You will die before Queen Chrysalis ruler of the Changelings, you will tremble before me!" Chrysalis said.
"So colt then, ok."
-I scribbled it down in a piece of paper as Chrysalis gets annoyed-
"What kind of fe-"
-I couldn't finished my sentence as a laser was shot towards me activating the dead ringer I made it out safely and decloaked in a safe area but making Chrysalis more alert as she tried to find me-
"Where are you monkey so I can tear you from limb to limb!" Chrysalis said shooting lasers where I was before.
-I jump right behind her and readied my knife as I pulled the knife down at her back-
"Right behind you."
-she turns around right when I made my mark a bug shot towards me, breaking a few bones in my ribs as I made a hole in the wall-
"Medic..."
-I managed to whisper it out as the drone stood up a needle hit his head going inside of it killing it while another needle is shot towards me as I was healed. I gave the thumbs up towards the robot medic as it healed the heavy shooting off any unwanted bugs. I see Twilight and her friends captured and when I looked towards Chrysalis again who threw a sickly green sword towards my direction. I tried to block it with my rifle for her to teleport behind and stabbing me from the behind and the sword to stab me at the chest. I fell down to my knees coughing up blood and fell down laying down creating a pool of blood as I heard Twilight screamed my name as my vision turned black and I couldn't hear anything-
...
So, I'm dead?
-I open my eyes for me to have my old body back but in a dark room and saw my laptop on top of my desk with a loading bar-
Wait, what is this?
An update?
Ain't nobody got time of' that!
-the update completes but I suddenly feel pain throughout my entire body like being burned by fire but it went away as I look at the screen to see the respawn count down. Once it reached zero I opened my eyes to be uber charged and a familiar music starting to play-
-when I suddenly appeared with a new look of facial hair black clothings and knives behind me as I equip my tribalman's shiv I look at Chrysalis coldly. I saw Celestia having fear in her eyes, why she does I don't know as I felt new power course through me-
Being a hale is awesome in real life, the feeling of being invincible and I can slice and dice this bug into little itty pieces.
-I smile evilly as Chrysalis took a step back-
"How does this monkey posses a huge power and how did I not hear of him?!" Chrysalis thought.
-as I was walking towards her she cast a laser towards me but for it to have no affect on me. I felt little pain like an ant biting me but I shrugged it away as I put on a ready position and I threw the knife at her. She managed to put up a shield but for it to be penetrate the shield and the knife to be mere inches away from her face. She looks at me with horror as I pulled out the next blade, her drones charged at me but I was prepared and I cut their heads off except for one as I grabbed one of the drones and stared right at their eyes as it panicked trying to escape the horrible fate they would have. I readied the knife but just threw it towards the bots as the heavy caught it-
"Tie it up and let it live, I have a use for it later."
-they do as I commanded as I faced chrysalis again while the ponies have the face of fear evidently on their faces. Chrysalis started casting spells that had no effect on me which angered and discourages Chrysalis more and more. I felt an inner feeling inside me as I was hit by each spell, when it was at it boiling point I let it all out-
"Bloody Boggen!!!"
-when I let it all out a huntsman appears in my hands and I had four arrows as I pulled one out and and drawee it back so quickly and aimed it towards Chrysalis who was frozen in fear and was looking at me like a statue. Before she could move I shot an arrow shooting her straight towards her chest as it pierced her to her back pinned to the wall head down. I snapped my fingers for the robo medic come in and took the Queen away unconscious as I followed him leaving the room full of ponies in fear at the scene before them. When at the tallest roof of the castle I yelled out loud for all changelings and ponies to hear-
"You bloody bugs are done!!! Your so called queen is defeated and I have her right here, and if you don't comply to my orders the head gets detached to the body!"
-when hearing this the changeling scoffed at this and laughed but as they saw the robo-medic along side me with the limp body of their precious queen was being captive as they trembled in fear-
"All of you follow a machine with a sandwich or we will hunt the rest of you done and I will kill you. Begin marching!!!"
-they hesitantly followed my orders as they followed the heavy bot holding a sandvich marching towards the middle of Canterlot which it fit the number of changelings showing most of them injured and trembling in fear. I look over them as I activated the PDA for the sentries activate and also surrounding the changelings who began to panic to the unknown machines that could do to them-
"Heavy look over them as I go back."
"OK!" Heavy replied as it pulled out its mini-gun looking at the changelings.
-I walk back to the castle to see every pony recovering from the attack while I was slowly changing back to a normal sniper and when I entered where the wedding should be I saw a disaster as I saw Celestia recovering with a black hue on top of her horn as paramedics were rushing trying to find the injured. As I was walking to Celestia she looks at me but not in relief but in fear, noticing this I walked cautiously towards her as she kept her poker face but suddenly for guards to surrounded me pointing spears towards me while Celestia looked sadly towards me, I clicked my PDA as I set a location a instructions for a new base and releasing the changelings. I just smiled and set down a teleporter causing every guard to back up, as soon it was completely built it starts to spin as I stepped on it. After I was teleported it self-destruct and the parts of the machines disappears into thin air and a piece of paper was lying in the ground saying "Sorry" with bloody print-
I'm gonna miss them but ya know, after becoming CBS their viewpoint on me is changed, but when I return, it's gonna hurt me more than them.
-I open my eyes to see a cave and when entering the cave I was greet by my two robots and the changelings from the attack and the original ones in the hive as I was face to face to the queen as she nodded and I nodded back-
