A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx

Chapter 12

-I was riding a train towards ponyville while I lazily spinner the SMG while I looked at the moving scenery outside-

"Jeez, I can't believe that guy is marrying, to her. My prediction was correct then."

-I think about the upcoming wedding in two days of Shining Armor and Cadance while I have to keep it a secret from Twilight which will be hard to. I see the growing image of the town until the trained stopped at the station. I stepped out of the station and started walking yawning reaching the library where an unsuspecting unicorn was reading a book. I knocked the door and opened it to see nothing but books scattered around-

Is she upstairs?

-I climb upstairs to see Twilight reading a book while writing on a scroll-

"WASSSUP!"

-from the sudden loudness she jumped in the air and fell back down while I look at her amusingly-

"Ya ok Twilight."

"Ya ya I'm fine Silver." Twilight before freezing looking at me with forming tears in her eyes.

Celestia didn't tell her. Wow, I'm gonna slap her and jarate her someday.

-Twilight pounces on top of me and hugs me while crying a bit-

"S-Silver your O-ok!" Twilight said as I was losing oxygen.

-I manage to push her off my pressing the tip of her nose with my finger as she scrunched it, she got off of me holding her nose-

"S-stop that, it's not funny but how are you still alive! We thought you were dead!" Twilight exclaimed pointing her hoof at me.

"Well, you can as well I'm real also I lived but I had a watch that feigns death but it was my first try so I got dragged into the coffin instead of the fake body it was suppose to produce."

Well, first she wouldn't believe it and second she would research the dead ringer which I won't allow her.

-she stares at me while I fix my sunglasses until she sighed-

"Well, I'm just happy your fine and alive." Twilight said hugging me.

"Sure, it's not like I'm gonna do a montage of any sorts."

-I hugged her back and when we were finished, we went downstairs to go to Sugarcube corner for the party-

"Dang this pony thought of this early, also I will never give her bonk."

"What is this 'bonk' your talking about?" Twilight asked.

-I was about to enter before we reached our destination for there to bee only Twilight's friends-

"I came from back from the dead to give the living haircuts!"

-I said it menacingly for them to roll their eyes while the party started-

These guys don't care, but I don't care also. I can respawn but I don't know how much more I can actually use it.

-as I was staring off to space I drank all of my punch as I went outside-

Ahh, outside with fresh air, free of pollution. The moon shining brightly to shine the night.

-I walk back to the library letting Twilight know first as I lay down on the couch drifting off to sleep-

I hope, everything don't blow up.....

-I wake up to a new morning to hear Twilight packing up. I got up rubbing my eyes as I saw her with a picnic basket-

"So where ya going now?"

"Oh I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Wanna come?" Twilight asks as I nod.

-we go out of the library as we go to a hill seeing Twilight's friends already there setting the picnic up-

"Ah, it's gorgeous out, just gorgeous!" Rarity said while looking at a butterfly.

-while they were enjoying their picnic I decided to wait at the trainstation knowing what will happen when the letter reaches Twilight from Spike. After 15 minutes and hearing some pony singing the mane six and I were riding on the train towards Canterlop for us to notice a pink shield surrounding the capital-

Wait a second, that shield wasn't there yesterday and Twilight looks mad.

-we go through the shield and stepped out of the train to see guards everywhere surrounding the station-

"Whoa, what's with all the guards?" Rainbow said looking at them.

"I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies." Rarity said then Pinky sneezed but a trumpet sound was played when she sneezed.

What... I can't even.

"Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!" Rarity exclaimed.

"And you've got a big brother to go congratulate." Applejack said.

"Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind." Twilight said as she walked away.

I sense a shitstorm a brewin.

-I followed a Twilight as we were about to arrive I put in my earbuds and surprisingly music started playing. As I was listening to the music I can see Twilight looking at her brother angry yelling but for me to hear muffled screams over the music. But when shining said something from his mouth Twilight started to be happy-

"You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance!" Twilight said in a sing-song voice.

Bad time to unplug earbuds.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything important." Cadance says showing up in front of us looking at us uninterestedly.

"Cadance! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!" Twilight said shaking her flank at the
last words.

"Twilight, if your going to make mares lesbian for you try harder than that."

"T-that's not what I was trying to do!" Twilight exclaims blushing.

"What were you doing then?" Cadance asks.

"Cadance, it's me, Twilight!" Twilight says as I put on the earbuds again to listen to another song.

-we started walking towards the area where the food is being made. I saw Applejack and gave tip of the hat as she returned it. I check my surroundings to see Cadance throw away some goods while I raise my eyebrow at that. Then we went to the place where the dress is being made to see Rarity. I saw Cadance not pleased at the colors as I look curiously at Cadance but looking away so that she wouldn't notice. After that we went where the party would be at to see Cadance still displeased while Pinky kept her happy mood. After that was taken care Twilight went somewhere with her friends as I went into the castle to meet Cadance-

"Yo Cadance."

"I thought I told you to call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza." Cadance said as I took off my earbuds.

"And I thought that you told me to call you Cadance."

-I played along the game while the fake Cadance was looking at me hiding her nervousness pretty well-

"O-oh ya, I forgot silly me, it's just the wedding into my head that's all." Cadance said sheepishly smiling.

"Well then I'll keep my scope on your head and if you are the fake before the vows are done I'll blow your head off!"

-'Cadance' looks at me shockingly as I left the castle and I climbed up at the roof of the castle not too high but just the right height to look at the wedding at a distance inside and to snipe if needed. I saw Celestia rehearsing the wedding with the ponies down there I scope in with my sniper rifle but covering the laser of the sniper rifle. I saw Twilight barging in and then Cadance started crying, I was about to feel sorry as the rest of the ponies except for Twilight and Cadance left for Twilight begins to sink in the ground and Cadance have sickly green fire around her-

Oh she is going to be in a world of hurt once that wedding starts.

-I set up a little mini base as I set up my small sniper perch on the roof while I observed the events happening mostly on Cadance as the wedding time came near-

No one messes with me you pint sized wanker.

Author's Note:

Won't be on for the rest of the week so hiatus I think

Comments

[megaspy14]

I love it

[Enzoado]

"Twilight, if your going to make mares lesbian for you try harder than that."
"Well then I'll keep my scope on your head and if you are the fake before the vows are done I'll blow your head off!"

This guy's not playin' around anymore, time to get sniping mate.

[M4rio]

I efing love this story so much

[megamanzero]

Mwhaahahahaha!!!