A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx

Chapter 9

-A new day starts by Celestia raising the sun and Luna lowering the moon, they nod to each other as they go back inside. While the sun goes up the sun's rays flash into my eyes trying to wake me up-

Mother! I swear I'm gonna ask Luna for some curtains because now I hate the sun.

-I had a flashback when I was in my room dying due to the summer's heat while even taking a cold shower won't work-

I don't want that again but...

-I stood up and was about to rub my eyes but for me to fall back down and go to sleep-

5 more minutes.....

"Today is the day we will know more about Silver." Celestia said to Luna who is drinking coffee.

"Well, we hope that we don't have to face anything bad. I believe that he is not a morning person." Luna said taking a sip,

"What makes you say that Luna?" Celestia asked arriving at my room.

"Well~ Because of-" While she was talking she tries to open the door for it to be locked.

"the way he acts in the morning." Luna continued.

"Silver open the door." Celestia said knocking on the door.

- I hear the knocking for me to groan and get up walking towards the door-

"Heck no."

"Please?" Celestia asks.

"I will eat your cake."

"...."

-I open the door to see nopony outside except for 2 gaurds outside my doorway facing forward with a neutral expression-

Huh, no princesses here unless...

-I went back inside the cub awake in my backpack as I put it on-

"Perfect, now cub go inside my backpack and get comfortable because this will be a bumpy ride."

-the only response was a yawn as he went inside my backpack using my hats as his covers. I open the doors then started sprinting startling the two guards outside my doorstep that started chasing me-

I never had guards outside my doorstep for them to be spies!!!

-I see a maid with a cart when I jump on top of the cart spilling the contents on top of it as I pull out the rocket jumper propelling it forward. As I sped through the hallway I see a white unicorn with blond hair walking to freeze in fear of the cart speeding towards him-

"GTA 5 MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

-I crashed into him making him go over me and crash into the two guards chasing me to see their disguises go away, two princesses with eyes rolling due to the impact of a flying banshee-

I deserve an award for that.

-without me noticing I crash through a window and the end of the hallway letting me fall off the mountain towards Ponyville, I started waving my hands to imitate a bird flying then I started grabbing at my backpack for something useful-

C'mon, something useful please. Sticky jumper, nope scatter, nope pocket pistol YES

-I pull it out as I fall causing some ponies to look at the falling object that's arriving at the town while I started thinking that who was the pony smart enough to build a castle on a side of a castle. I landed making a decent hole in the ground while I stood up for me to see a bewildered Twilight-

"Silver, how are you here and how did you not die from that fall?" Twilight said still in shock.

"Ya know the usual, a pocket pistol saved me, also I managed to use a cart as a car."

-my stomach starts growling while I held up Twilight-

"Twilight, let me tell you about some of human history also your gonna tell me the nearest best restaurant for a human like me."

-as I said that her ears perked up and smiled as I talk about slavery and freedom and 'Murica, but keeping bacon from the subject-

"-so that includes why games should have a device for squeakers not able to speak in a game."

-I ended stopping at a restaurant while a note taking Twilight takes the notes I've been saying also she was more interested in the technology of humans that are more advanced than ponies such as phones-

"So this is the place." Twilight declared while I look up at the sign that proceeds to say griffin bees.

This is Applebee's is it not. Well if I'm not paying..

"I'm not paying for you also." Twilight said sheepishly"well sorry because I also have money issues."

"That's alright, it's not like I'm gonna turn into a mercenary sooner or later."

-Twilight looks at me curiously before she could've speak Spike comes in with a letter-

"Twilight a letter from the princess!" Spike yelled.

Twilight opened the letter and said," spike get the girls to the train station we are needed there immediately also Silver, you can stay stay in the library."

-Twilight starts running to the treehouse while I walked there and entered and started reading the first book I pulled out as she disappeared. I open the book to see some kind of necklaces inside making me confused-

Wait what? I can try to catch up to Twi-. Ya know I didn't get my full sleep.

-I take off my backpack and went towards the coach and I closed my eyes to take a nap. As I woke up i see a grey twilight as I wake up-

"Yo Twilight, how ya doin also why with the grey?"

"Well Discord defeated us causing chaos in Equestria and my friends betrayed me, I'm gonna leave to somewhere else."

-I went to my knee and looked her in the eye-

"Never give up, I know it sounds a bit corny but make your friends remember the good times they had with each other then they'll understand, also what does this Discord look like?"

-her color comes back a little while smiles a bit-

"Thanks and Discord is the embodiment of Chaos and he is a draconequus with mismatch body parts." Twilight said.

"Thanks now I have a scope to use."

-I pull out my jarate and sniper rifle as she looks at me crazy-

"You can't kill him, he'll kill you first!" Twilight said.

-I step out the door as I pulled out the spell book-

"Well I gotta try don't I?"

-I run off through the crazy landscape seeing a throne with the most ugly dragon it saw but a bit cool. He notices me and laughs. The same laugh I heard when I went through the laptop-

"Oh well, oh well, look who we have here."he says while teleporting near me, "a human, how surprising!"

-I looked at him boringly siting at the checkered ground as he kept talking-

"Ya know, I thought Equestria would be better to have a human here, I mean your the first human to be here." Discord said while snapping his fingers to make more cotton candy clouds.

-I started to get really bored to the point I started yawning as he spoke, as he kept talking I didn't hear the question asked to me as I took a nap, but for me to get out of it as chocolate rain pours on my head-

I hate sweets, I like mild sweet but this is too sweet.

-I stood up to face the draconequus as I pull out the sniper rifle aiming it towards the unsuspecting Discord. I fired it piercing his head as he fell in the ground, my victory short lived he appears behind stabbing me with a knife. I deactivate the dead ringer as I jumped onto his back while we wrestled as I poured jarate and mad milk on him. As I was behind him choking him sandviches and the buffalo steak sandviches the 6 mares appeared wearing the necklaces and Twilight wearing a tiara. I look at her as she screams to get away while a rainbow laser fires at him. I jump out of the way at the last second as I see him turn into stone, but for him to fire a laser before turning completely to stone but for me to be too slow as the laser hits my leg. I feel pain all over my body as I writhed in pain in the ground but for it to go away as I lay on the ground to see a crying Twilight on top of me before I blacked out-

I hate magic, I swear I might as well become Christian Brutal Sniper and kill him.....

Author's Note:

Procrastination and brain farts everywhere
http://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA

Comments

[Mistermac]

Yay :D

[blackjack5]

Please become the Christian sniper please!!

[Blanc_ID]

GTA 5!!

[Tony The Tiger]

Pootist