A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx

Chapter 11

-it was a normal day of me sitting in the day court eating a dakloh bar while I hear the complaining stallion in front of me while Celestia had her eyes in pinpricks, which I'm not sure why but from the beginning. I face the next day with the daily routines I would have done back in earth but when I reached the dining area I checked myself if I was ready to enter. I straighten my clothes (the only clothes I've had and kept clean) and I equipped the trophy belt as I entered the room to see Celestia, Cadance, Luna, and the banshee. I sit down on one of the tables and greeted them as they greeted back. I started checking my magazine spell book-

"Hey Silver what are you reading?" Cadance asks.

"Simple, it's porn."

"O-oh, I guess I hope you enjoy it." Cadance says blushing.

Not as innocent here I guess.

-I sighed as I looked through the spell book to see not only monoculous but other spells that could be useful for me in combat. I stood up as I went inside the kitchen and startling some of the ponies cooking as I took some bread with me. I toasted the bread with the toaster, as soon as it was done I started munching on it as I left the kitchen and the dining area-

"Toast to me."

-as I continued munching on the toasts Celestia calls out to me trying to make a conversation and for me to stay-

"Silver, how are you doing today?" Celestia asks.

"Oh, nothing ya know, toast."

"Um, so Silver would you like to accompany me in the day court, if you want." Celestia asks.

"Umm, I'm guessing it's boring but I don't have anything else to do, so sure."

-Celestia smiles at my answer as I went back into the kitchen-

"One of you cooks, what did the banshee order."

"T-the banshee? I think your talking about Prince Blueblood." one of the cooks said bravely.

"Sure~, so what did he order?"

"He ordered a salad, and a cup of tea." The cook said.

"When giving his tea put this liquid into it before you give it to him, and when he asks who put it in, say it's me the human named Silver."

-I hand him the vile of red liquid as the cook takes it as I leave and inspects it and looks at the others-

"Should I give it to Blueblood?" The cook asks.

"Well I'm certain it's hot sauce but no ordinary hot sauce since it doesn't smell but sure lets go with it." The second cook says.

-I ask the guard outside the dining door where the 'day court'' was. I kept on walking and opened the two large doors to see a massive room where Celestia was sitting upon a throne and two guards beside the thrones and the doors. Celestia smiles at me while a seat was prepared next to her which I sat on.-

"What do you do here, listen to ponies complain?"

"Well I do hear the complaints of the ponies with problems." Celestia says as a pony enters the room with a snobbish look.

-I look at the pony boringly as I went to my head where everything is in my control. Celestia kept listening to each pony complaining from time to time to become bored-

"Maybe I can look inside what is going on with Silver's head." Celestia said to herself as she did a spell to look inside my brain.

-she was inside my brain or the 'imagination zone' as she started sewing the things that scarred her-

[videos]
http://youtu.be/An4b_4R217Q
http://youtu.be/dzMq5_thk4o
http://youtu.be/yz5BU44_h74
http://youtu.be/nJAq5JVC5Dg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVWvOC_2HU&src_vid=9OWT8eXThx0&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_460861327

-I got up from my seat as the last one left and went up to Celestia to see her frozen as a statue. I picked her up and dropped her off at her roof and went back to my room and went to my balcony as I shot at the misfortune getting hit by a jarate fired from a rocket jumper-

Author's Note:

I might just as make it short also you might want to watch the last video on a computer

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