A Sniper in Equestria

by xXxJXTxXx

Chapter 13

-after the previous event occurred I tipped my hat as I started walking around the city. I set down tool boxes as I walked hiding them from view from the other ponies, I climbed and entered the 'base' pulling out the PDA pressing buttons changing the blue-prints for building-

Ok, so I have to make robots to help me but then with the metal I have I can only make the body but I could use the head on my bot killers repairing it along with the robot parts but also risking myself getting killed by them.

-I made 2 blue-prints as I heard somepony suddenly singing a song. I plant the two tool boxes down as the first one started to build up to a heavy body and the second one to a medic body-

Perfect, but I need a head of a robot medic so that means I have to build one from scratch or use another heavy head.

-I slammed the first heavy head on the body and whacked it hard with my jag for the eyes turn red and the body starts to chug shaking. It looks up to me then to it's surroundings and back to me-

Well the first one works well now the second one.

-I jammed the medic body with a heavy head for it to transform to a robot medic head and whirring to life with same colored eyes and silence-

Good, now to....

The wedding is starting...

-I ran towards my shooting shot as I scoped in seeing the bride walking towards Celestia with a smile. I raise my sniper rifle up and aimed for her head as I read the mouthing of Celestia reaching her final words-

"Now I pronounce you-" Celestia said but for me to see the real Cadance and Twilight running at the entrance.

-I shoot my rifle making a loud sound alerting every pony at the wedding as it hit the fake Cadance but for the bullet to be melted as green fire developed her to see that the fake Cadance is a pony but looks like a bug with legs with holes-

Well, I've seen worse.

-at that moment a massive green laser is shot towards my direction as I ran-

"Let's go mates! Go, go, go!!!"

-the robots start running with me as we fell from roof to roof and an explosion behind us. When we reached the floor I look up at the sky to see the shield breaking and through it more cheese legs ponies smashing at it with their bodies-

"ZERG RUSH!!!!"

-I run towards the castle with the robots following me as we reached the castle we see guards already in combat with those bugs. I pull out my sniper rifle as I shot each one in the face or body as they fell one by one and to see a few guards injured. I look behind me at the robots and rummaged through my backpack-

They need to be useful too...

-I pull out my crusader's crossbow, medi-gun, and my über saw for the medic which it started healing the injured while I gave the heavy my minigun, sandvich, and the fist of steel-

Ok now to reach the wedding and end this chaos.

-we start running towards the wedding shooting bugs coming at us or in shooting range as dead bodies are scattered throughout Canterlot. When reaching the wedding, I see a defeated Celestia and the mane six captured but before we were noticed I cloaked leaving the two inside to guard the door for nothing to go pass through. They nod while I entered the wedding with my invis-watch to see the bug still talking. I uncloaked right behind her for her to still not notice as all eyes except for the bug goes towards me with hope-

You've gotta be kidding. I thought it would notice me but still talks, it has to be scout in its bragging stage.

-I just tapped her shoulder to stare at me and go wide eyes as I proceeded to hoop it in the nose leaving her off guard as it fell down-

"Wait wut?"

-it gets up from the humiliating display as it charged a spell towards me, but for me not to care I pull out the medic lab coat as I tried to make myself as professor Oak-

"Are you a colt or a mare?"

"What are you trying to do you monkey! You will die before Queen Chrysalis ruler of the Changelings, you will tremble before me!" Chrysalis said.

"So colt then, ok."

-I scribbled it down in a piece of paper as Chrysalis gets annoyed-

"What kind of fe-"

-I couldn't finished my sentence as a laser was shot towards me activating the dead ringer I made it out safely and decloaked in a safe area but making Chrysalis more alert as she tried to find me-

"Where are you monkey so I can tear you from limb to limb!" Chrysalis said shooting lasers where I was before.

-I jump right behind her and readied my knife as I pulled the knife down at her back-

"Right behind you."

-she turns around right when I made my mark a bug shot towards me, breaking a few bones in my ribs as I made a hole in the wall-

"Medic..."

-I managed to whisper it out as the drone stood up a needle hit his head going inside of it killing it while another needle is shot towards me as I was healed. I gave the thumbs up towards the robot medic as it healed the heavy shooting off any unwanted bugs. I see Twilight and her friends captured and when I looked towards Chrysalis again who threw a sickly green sword towards my direction. I tried to block it with my rifle for her to teleport behind and stabbing me from the behind and the sword to stab me at the chest. I fell down to my knees coughing up blood and fell down laying down creating a pool of blood as I heard Twilight screamed my name as my vision turned black and I couldn't hear anything-

...

So, I'm dead?

-I open my eyes for me to have my old body back but in a dark room and saw my laptop on top of my desk with a loading bar-

Wait, what is this?

An update?

Ain't nobody got time of' that!

-the update completes but I suddenly feel pain throughout my entire body like being burned by fire but it went away as I look at the screen to see the respawn count down. Once it reached zero I opened my eyes to be uber charged and a familiar music starting to play-

"It's just like Christmas morning."

Author's Note:

My mind died and I got poison oak. Hooray. Jeez I put author notes late sometimes but I messed up with this chapter so might edit this if I don't get lazy

Comments

[M4rio]

Good story?!

[rainbowPOOTIS]

a familiar music starting to play-

"It's just like Christmas morning."

well shit

criyssys fucked