See? I told you! By the time the human invasion fleet arrives, the ponies will gladly hand over their planet and beg to be pets, as long as they get regularly probed.
Ten woke up covered by bodies once again. I pulled myself free, making a few mares and a stallion mumble and moan as I freed myself. Ten looked around the dark room and started slowly tiptoeing towards the light switch. Now illuminated the full horror of his body strewn room was wholly visible.
4080348 Oh. Well then don't call it a train wreck. I'm sure there's something more applicable. Like...I'd say a hot ass but this...this is not a hot ass...this is somewhere in between a train wreck and an amazing ass!
4078815 A story of ponies and probes.
What the hell just happened?
I can't look away...
4078968
A train wreck
4078996 How nice.
You mind telling me what you find so appalling?
dude, you write some weird shit! XD
4079022 Yes...yes I do. Welcome to a piece of my mind I didn't think people would like.
MUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nineteen is fun and slightly insane. I like this. More please?
See? I told you! By the time the human invasion fleet arrives, the ponies will gladly hand over their planet and beg to be pets, as long as they get regularly probed.
Some random first-person perspective at the beginning, given the context, should probably replace "I" with "Ten" and"he" and "myself" with "himself".
4079407
Well shit...I thought I cleaned that up.
4079190
HE KNOWS TO MUCH, PUT HIM IN THE MACHINE!
Has 19 got brain damage?
4079456 Nope, just a lunatic. A true blue maniac.
What has Ten unleashed?!
4079526 A dangerously cuddly nutcase!
This makes no sense.
4079580 I know...I was used to writing in first person but it has since been fixed
I think...
4079534
...How much do they cost?
4079595 One soul and a pony tail.
4079600 Fuck, I don't have a soul...
4079582
I left this tab open for a long while, so I didn't know.
4079611 It's my fault. But yeah I fixed it.
4079605 Use someone else's
4079615
ok
4079644
Internet hug?
wat.
4079649
ok
fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/068/b/5/huggles_pinkie_pie_first_person_view_by_chaoticnote-d79k1ge.jpg
4079657 Yay
4079652
Bat pony riding a washing machine with probes up her ass and pussy while a lunatic does laundry. What's so weird about that?
4079640 I offer One's soul and the tail of Diamond Tiara!
4079686 *Lottery spinner* Lucky number....three. Oooh boy...this is gonna be good.
4079679
Nothing. It wasn't even a question. Just wat.
4079726 Yes, Wat.
4079717 ...Oh no...I offered a tainted soul, didn't I...One knows what he did, but I don't ...
4079747
One is the one who knows....
4079675
So what's up with Nineteen?
4079814 Complete lunatic that they kept locked up for being said lunatic. Acts like an idiot but isn't....
19: I could act smart...or I could have fun. Which is more appealing!? *Slaps Ten*
4079773 Well, shit... So, is Three gonna come in a UFO, or...
4079815
Ah, so he's that kind of asshole.
Well, that was fun!
I love nineteen. Nineteen and I will have fun science adventures together XD
4079002
I was meaning it in the sense of the not being able to look away. I actually quite enjoy the story.
4080348 Oh. Well then don't call it a train wreck. I'm sure there's something more applicable. Like...I'd say a hot ass but this...this is not a hot ass...this is somewhere in between a train wreck and an amazing ass!
I...I...What... Just...What? Is 19 retarded? Why is he speaking broken English?
4080469 No time for language. Language only slow down think processing!
4080477 ....0.tqn.com/d/chemistry/1/6/J/d/1/foam-at-the-mouth.jpg ...That's so mind numbingly stupid that I can't help but want to blow your brains out with a stick o' Dynamite. I, however, am a civilized person, so I won't do that.
4080621 Why you waste time with many word, word slow down action, action better than word, GOTTA GO FAST!
4080360
It's like...eye glue
Am I doing it right?
4080760
Yes, but I would not suggest gluing your eyes, it's bad for you!