I sat on the ship's ramp. A cigarette in my mouth and a shaking glass of milk in my hands. I felt terrible as I tried to stop from shaking.
Nine walked out next to me, making me jump. "Whoa...One...you alright?"
I stared into my glass. "Milk...strong...bones...." I muttered to myself as I remembered back to the destroyed stuffed animal. "Many brave lives were lost today...rest in peace Phileas, brave soldier."
4176695 ... Okay I have two questions. One, what in the name of Faust's big butt did Luna do to that stuffed animal? Two, how did One managed to get Luna to focus on said stuffed animal?
4176707 Slight spoiler Hugged until his dolphin face popped off, and it was after sex. Dolphin sacrified himself to save One's, Rose's and Lyra's bones. it was truly a noble sacrifice.
4176927 Im not sure, but im also going to assume youre a female based on your literary innocence either that or an extremely uncorrupt male. Which begs the question why are you reading ponies being anally buggered
4175730
I quite like his ideas, too.
This one... though...
4176518
But...mania...
It's all I've got!
Oh crap...
The ending... well I actually have nothing to say about that.
4176544
I'm not sure if that's good or bad
But I like it
4176547
Well normally, I don't like it when Luna gets cuddly with a human.
But there are some exceptions. This one because it's kinda funny.
Ohhh, here we go. Wonder how this possible foursome will be written?
And Phileas was never the same again...
4176594
Where does blackmail fall in that preferance?
...Moon Man? Is One Neil Armstrong?
Wow... One is a dick!!
4176642
The part where I know what you did on the night of June 06, 2013!
4176594 >Aftermath
I sat on the ship's ramp. A cigarette in my mouth and a shaking glass of milk in my hands. I felt terrible as I tried to stop from shaking.
Nine walked out next to me, making me jump. "Whoa...One...you alright?"
I stared into my glass. "Milk...strong...bones...." I muttered to myself as I remembered back to the destroyed stuffed animal. "Many brave lives were lost today...rest in peace Phileas, brave soldier."
4176695
... Okay I have two questions.
One, what in the name of Faust's big butt did Luna do to that stuffed animal?
Two, how did One managed to get Luna to focus on said stuffed animal?
4176707
Slight spoiler
Hugged until his dolphin face popped off, and it was after sex. Dolphin sacrified himself to save One's, Rose's and Lyra's bones. it was truly a noble sacrifice.
Why doesn't this have a random tag?
This was a surprisingly funny chapter.
4176749
I don't know!
4176714
Ah. A valiant sacrifice.
4176873
RIP
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The bravest warrior, the noblest sacrifice.
4176880
omg i used to have a plushie like that when i was a little kid
(I'm 18 now)
4176927
Im not sure, but im also going to assume youre a female based on your literary innocence either that or an extremely uncorrupt male. Which begs the question why are you reading ponies being anally buggered
4176933
4176642
On that note of confusing arrivals. Merlos, how'd you find this gooey bollocks?
4177034
What, your stories? I've been reading you for a while.
4176933
Wrong on both cases.
4177077
4177638
I meant, how did y'all wind up here, reading a story about alien probings of equine anus.
4177941
Feature Box. Duh.
4177971
This never made it to the featured box. This was stuck in popular for a week.
And if it did, I was unaware.
4178277
It did indeed hit feature box for a while.
It's certainly how I found it.
4178321
Well bugger....
4178371
Yep. You think those Likes are just for show?
4177941
I just looked through your stories list and reacted as such.
"What the fu-"
Rest is history.
That line, right there. I lolled until I pissed myself. And then I lolled in my own filth.
Looks like he's about to get mooned.
YEAAAAAAAH!
HERE'S MOONY!!!!!
Time to start the One-Tavia shipping.
... Dude, close enough.
Dude...
Is it wrong that i'm picturing Twelve as Ted from Bill and Ted?...
Cuz if I'm wrong I don't wanna be right
Wow! Damn, Luna!
what does it mean Phileas?
I found this from your stories list.
Then it updated then I started reading it.
Welp, now we know how Nightmare solved a thousand years of Heat by herself. She wasn't by herself.