After spending a drunken night with Rainbow Dash, Ryan heads back to work at a small Candyshop in the center of Ponyville. But little does he know the one night stand quickly proves to be a little more involved.
"Kennel Pony" sounds off to me, but I can't really think of any good alternatives.
In any case, sorry, Ryan. Magic laughs at your puny human biochemical barriers. Enjoy your bizarre chimeric offspring. Also, you may want to buy mouthwash.
Ok, he doesn't believe Lyra, Lyra wants her ass kissed, and Bon Bon's miserable. What a way to end a night. On the couch and in the dog house.
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More of he doesn't want Lyra to be right. Letting her be right is letting the smuggest person you know win.
Every single part of this chapter is solid fucking gold! And I think this is probably my all-time favorite version of Lyra!
Of course all this talk of Lyra's minty green ass bouncing around all over the place is making my jeans a tad uncomfortable...
Huh. To each their own, I suppose. Crazy bastard...
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and one more for nonrelated measure.
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Been more like 4 or five counting rewrites.
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It's a slump too...usually 2k is easy, just not feeling it right now. Also, fak your sarcastic ass.
That cat got a shit eating grin.
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Inflections aren't easy to read
(Sarcastically) unless you're an Elcor
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now I picture a cashire cat...
Well Ryan life as you know it just came to a screeching halt. Poor dumb bastard.
Well, he just got fucked by magic. Because the magic mind reading unicorn who stuck her horn into a light socket is right. Also, because magic, bitch.
Might as well get use to it, because he'll be doing plenty of ass kissing in the near future.
Now I want to see how it looks like.
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Is that your ways of saying that I'm thinking about the wrong ass?
(Relieved) Was waiting for you to mention Mass Effect.
(Excited) I look forward to the next.
(Cautious) Just don't push yourself.
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I'd make an ass-related joke here...butt fuck it.
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Observation: Or are unit HK-47.
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(Indignant jeer) U wot m8?
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Commentary: Knights of the Old Republic is clearly the better space RPG... meatbag.
Worth reading this if only for the mental image of Lyra twerking while chanting kiss my ass.
Same thing, really
"Kennel Pony" sounds off to me, but I can't really think of any good alternatives.
In any case, sorry, Ryan. Magic laughs at your puny human biochemical barriers. Enjoy your bizarre chimeric offspring. Also, you may want to buy mouthwash.
Lyra sounds a lot like one of my friends...
Oh noes. I am out of chapters.