luke woke up and gasped.
"im in equestria" he said loudly.
he looked and saw he had a horn and a wings. he was a alicorn. he was dark blue with a black mane and his cutie mark was a star.
"i wonder y im here" he thought.
somepony came to him it was twilight sparkle.
"hello! oh a alicorn we need to take you to princes celestia" twilight sparkle demanded!
"k" said luke who smiled.
***
a few hours l8r they were in canterlot.
"oh wow its much beter than in the cartoon!" luke said.
"what cartoon!" twilight asked.
"nothing" luke said keeping the secret.
they saw celestia and luna luna blushed cos she fancied luke.
"so this is the alicorn" celestia said
"yes" said twilight
"k i need to no how he got here" she said
"dunno" luke and twilight said.
"hi luna" luke said.
she waved and said hi back.
"whats youre name!" asked twilight cos she fancied luke.
"im luke" said luke whos name was luke.
"k you can live in ponyville" said celestia.
"cool!" luke exclai- exlame- said.
***
luke met rainbow dash and she showed him a sonic rainbowm.
"wow that was cool" he said
"yes i no so are you" said rainbow dash cos she fancied luke.
she then did a loop the loop and went back to cloudsdale. rarity walked up with opelesense.
"oh this is luke" she said
"meow" said opalesince cos she fancied luke
"want a outfit!" asked rairty.
"k i wont a black tux" luke said.
"k ill make it now" rarity said cos she fancied luke "come on opelesunse."
"meow" said opulesence.
luke thought he was popular with the girls and he saw big mac.
"eyup" said big mac then he saw luke "hello my name is big mac how can i help u?" he asked
"dunno im just walking" said luke
"k ill keep going by the way this is my sister apples bloom" he said and walked away
"how get him to talk!" said apples bloom
"im a alicorn" said luke
"yes" said apples bloom
then he aimed his horn at apples blooms flank and used magic
"wow my cutie mark came" apples bloom shouted.
"yes it is a picture of me" luke said
"wow i need to show sweet bell and soot-a-loo!" apples bloom ran away and liked her new cutie mark cos she fancied luke.
***
luke went back to canterlot and saw luna
"hello" he said
"hello" she said
"i love you" he said
she said she loved him too and they had a wedding and got married at the wedding cos she fancied luke like i said. all the girl ponies cryed cos they fancied luke even big mac fancyed him he was gay. ohpalesence scrached luna because she was jealous.
then they were going back to lukes house if you know what i mean but pinkie pie stopped them.
"luke i brought you here" she said
"why" asked luke
"dunno i just brought you here" she said
"can i go back!" luke quest- kwesch- asked.
"ye" said pinkie pie
"ok by luna im going home" said luke
"cya" said luna to her new husband
so luke went home but he was still an alicorn and there was a portal behind him.
"hm maybe i should go back" he thought.
so he jumped in the portal and went back!
***
he looked around everything was random the floor was dominos and there was a chicken in the sky.
"o its just scoot-a-loo flying hi" he said she said hi.
he went to his house and opened the door but his house wasent there! luna was sat on the floor.
"hi your back" said luna huging luke cos she was married to him.
"yes i am what happen!" he shouted.
"diskord is back again and he wants to make chaos again to rule the world again!" luna expl-ekspl- said.
"oh no not again" luke said.
so luke and luna went to canterlot to get the elements of harmony but there was a giant opelassence!
"MEOW" it screamed still jealous.
luke used his magic and turned opelisense back to normal.
"k cya sorry for marying luke but i fancy him" said luna.
"hi my names mike. im a cat!" opalessenc-no sorry mike said.
"oh no diskord got to raritys cat!" luke said.
"cause my name is dave oh my name is dave..." mike/dave sang.
"not a song!" they ran.
celestia opened the door to the elements and luke wore all the necklaces.
"you are the most powerful alicorn so you can kill him for good." celestia said kissing luke on the cheek cos she fancied him.
"i will stay here" said luna as she made out with luke.
"k cya im gonna kill diskord." luke ran off.
"by" the two said.
***
"hey diskord" luke said.
the creature turned around.
"hello! oh youre the alicorn sent to get rid of me well ill kill you first" diskord zapped luke.
luke was dying but he heard voices.
"dont be die luke we need u!" said twilight.
"howdy we spent so much time together yall cant just leave us yeehaw" said applejack, she was a texan.
"your my cutie mark!" said apples bloom.
"eyup" said big mac.
"i can do it!" luke glowed.
he rose up in light and ate the elemtns he then super evoled to mega-luke!
"hey diskord!" he said.
"yes?" diskord turned around.
"&%$* YOU!" he shouted and blasted magic at diskord.
"noo" diskord died.
***
luke was at his ceremony and so was the others.
"its like the prophercy!" whispered fluttershy cos she fancied luke.
"well done you did a good job killing diskord" said celestia.
"yes you saved us" said luna
"k thanks" said luke.
"ill send you home now" said pinkie pie.
"k i love you rainbow dash" luke said kissing his gf.
***
luke was home but still a alicorn!! he then saw the portal again.
"maybe its my destiny" said luke and he walked in again.
~~~THE END~~~ :-)
leik if u cryed :(:(:(
LIKE!
ALSO! SUCK IT LOBSTER!
The description alone made me cry with its terrible grammer. You win.
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Skyrim songs. Y u so distracting.
I surrender, this is to distracting from my other
Distractions.
Cheers
~iraqlobstah
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Let's call it quits before we have to taste the might of the banhammer
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Cheers
~iraqlobstah
What the fuck.
A poorly-made self-insert to make fun of the fact that this is a poorly-made self-insert.
I didn't laugh. Did it hurt to type this story, sir?
Luke is such a likeable character. I hope he gets added to season 3.
Made me laugh a bit. If this is what a poor self-insertion looks like, mine must be merely mediocre.
...And that's how rounded every self-inert fiction is.
10/10
Thiis had bean dun be4.
Please go back to the moon Luna.
Where this story belongs.
Cheers
~iraqlobstah
"~~~THE END~~~ :-)" was my favorite line, you just can't get emotion like that anywhere else. Yes, I did cry.
10/10 best stori
luke wuz da main homie if u no wat i meen
Fuck that was deep. Well done man. I cried.
Was that supposed to make me feel something?
This is brilliant beyond belief. I know you probably had to soak your keyboard in bleech after you wrote this. And I facepalmed hard enough to bloody my nose. But I love it how you pointed out how, with most self inserts, the mane charector is the center and love of everypony. You had me hopping up and down in my chair in laughter. But I dare not go back to writing my own story for a while for fear of this story rubbing off on my writing. But you sir, have made my day!
"hello! oh a alicorn we need to take you to princes celestia" twilight sparkle demanded!
"Potassium" said luke who smiled.
Read it again, replacing incorrect spellings with their respective scientific/mathematical names
i = Iodine
u = Uranium
o = Oxygen
k = Potassium
cos = Cosine
y = Yttrium
luna = Lu Na = Lutetium Sodium
celestia = Ce L Es Ti a = Cerium L Einsteinium Titanium A
&%$* = Ampersand Percentage Dollar Asterisks
Made me laugh... Also I reckon you should make Discord speak normally... Cosine can.
"Or not!"
Quillo out...
10/10
I cried because Luke killed everypony's dreams when he picked Luna instead of them.
>"im luke" said luke whos name was luke.
Just one of the many gems in this story. Being a mock-fic, i was skeptical at first, but this thing is bucking hilarious.
Well done good sir!
After reading this, I was granted to ability to awesome allso baad spillign und greemmer
oh god my head hurts so much after reading this.
It was either because of the deep message of love and loyalty in this story or it was because the grammar fried my brain.
either way I still got a good laugh and also cried as the migraine set in so you win.
k ty evrey1 i might right a sequal now??!!
"cool!" luke exclai- exlame- said.
LOL
The fun part is that, compared to other satires, this sums up everything a self-insert Mary Sue/Gary Stu fic is about in barely a thousand words. And the parts in which the narrator has trouble pronouncing words made me giggle.
Also, OFFISHUL SONTRACK! (Credits go to respective author)