>German sex
HAWT

I knew we had a good reason for making a Clop/Mature folder for the group today.

the effects can easily be healed with a simple potion

I thought it was a bubble bath?

~ Michael

Never in my life have I read something so... so perfect...

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Potion, bubble bath, what's the difference?

3503056 Have you ever drank soap before? If so you'd know the difference.

~ Michael

Man, Fluttershy is terribly out of character through all this. She has a very distinctive voice and it... just wasn't there at all.

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The experience is very humbling and best not repeated. Especially if it's "vanilla" flavored. Oh boy, the things you do when you're young and innocent... IT DID NOT TASTE LIKE VANILLA!

The Abyss inspired you on this one?

...To the read later list it goes

Futashy... lots of glorious amounts of futashy

3504124 Yes, I literally gave him a full outline for this story.

HELL. YES. TOLD YOU IT WOULD GET FEATURED!

A foot long surprise, in fact.

They turned around and there was a Subway!

Holding it in her hoofs

Technically, "Hoofs" is a valid plural form of "Hoof". However, the rest of the story uses the more standard "Hooves" plural. Thus, I'm going to guess this is a typo.

Usually, I'm not a clop fan. But somehow you guys keep surprising me. Good show.

Her horn lightened up, and a few seconds later the bed was rid of any morning disasters.

Wait, there's a spell for that? Why isn't magic real?

>foot-long

Not sure if referencing something I wrote...

As the TwiShy ship captain, I am proud that a TwiShy fic made it into the Feature Box. A twinge exasperated that it was a clopfic, but it was TwiShy.

The terms used were a bit too crass for me, and the plotline was near absent, but that's how damn-near all clopfics are.

Not bad. Off to sit on some ice.

<3 DarqFox

Shall there be more to come?

I will never understand this fandom's love for futa. Ever.

3503035 Depends. Yes, what comes to mind when someone says "potion" is an infusion of various ingredients into a mix or tea that is most often drunk. When you define it like that, Tazo's Calm is a potion to calm the nerves.

But what about that mint, chamomile, burdock, and aloe poultice I use for road rash? (You would not believe how awesomely luxurious it is. Mint deadens the nerves, while the chamomile reduces the pain response. Burdock reduces the swelling, and aloe accelerates the healing process.)

That, because it's a mix of ingredients used for an effect and applied to the body, can also be called a potion. The only limitation I see is that it's liquid, but even then it's not required, just easiest to do.

Sorry, practicing witch with my dad's herbology teachings since I could walk.

3503056 this was successful in getting me aroused but sadly it won't get me laid.

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I knew someone was gonna point that out. Yeeaaahhh... I just kinda suck at writing Fluttershy (not only when it comes to clop).

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WOOP! YES!

This isn't liquid pride I'm crying: I'm literally cumming from my eyes. :V

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I swear, I fucking swear that one of my editors even pointed that out. How was I so blind?

But well, I don't blame you for your downvote. At least you stayed here to explain why. :)

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"I'd like to have an Italian B.M.T. with extra onions and marecum."

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It is. Thanks for pointing it out.

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Huh, I actually tried to save the "crass" terms up until the very end. Mind explaining what exactly you mean?

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Wokring with a full outline provided by The Abyss helped surprisingly well, so if he wants to hit me up with stuff and I have the motivation to write more, then sure, why not?

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>sexy cartoon pony mares
>horsecocks
What's not to love? :P

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Keep Calm and Stay Forever Alone

(...Together)

3505777

>sexy cartoon pony mares
>horsecocks

Maybe not putting the latter on to the former? Futa is just not for me. I just get a little confused at how much everyone loves it, but when I read it, it does nothing for me. It's pretty popular, and I see it everywhere I go.
It's a personal thing I guess.
Please don't take any offense to this

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Nah it's fine. Everyone has preferences and fetishes. I for one will never understand why so many people like vore.

3505796 I'm with you on that one at least.

3505796 i can clearly see the mature/sex tags but what exactly is this in case i wont like it

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Twilight gets an unusual poison joke. She asks Fluttershy to eat it. Fluttershy grows a dick the next morning. They fuck.

The end.

3505837 oh.......... well i do claim to read anything so i will even if im not into these types of fetishes
thanks for explaining

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3505837 this reminds me of my Twelfth birthday party...

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That's the thing I love hearing! One has to wonder how much you could've "saved" by editing it, because I personally think it's beyond hope. And hey, who reads poni secks for the plot?

I approve very muchly.

This was pretty good. For the next clopfic, try to make the characters a bit more true to their personalities (Fluttershy being more shy, as en example).
But believe me, I know it is hard to make the personalities match the characters.

But for a simple conecept it was really good. The sex scenes were satisfying and the whole ordeal seemed plausible.

+ one for you god sir!

3505777 Well I do have a girlfriend, I'm just waiting saving it for the right time, no matter how badly I want it at times.

i refuse to call that science

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Rule 19:
The more you deny and hate it, the stronger it gets.

3507322 i didn't say i hated it

i just don't like this sort of thing. there for i shall not dislike it but i won't like it either

Wtf wtf wtf

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Sedition Through Scorn.

Who else came here for science? Because, you know, Yeah SCIENCE! I can't believe that that flower is going to give fluttershy a footlong, In fact, I'm putting one in my mouth right now! Exept I had to pay for mine. Sandwitches are awesome, so yeah bitch, SCIENCE!

well, that escalated quickly... also, celestia probably knew what the flower did a long time ago...

Hey would you mind If I took your fic, and edit it so it goes and a completely different direction while only changing a few words, and give you half credit, because I have a really good Idea

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Sure, I won't stop you.

And my favorite sauce is Chipotle Southwest.

3508148 yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

'Foot long surprise' huh? Geee, i wonder that's suppose to mean?

I had it done... and then I hit the wrong button... I'll do it tomorrow...

3508405 5 bit foot long subway sandwich!

3508542 now that's the kind of foot long I'll eat.

Very Good Sir, Very Good Indeed!!!!