Due to a botched spell, Molestia is born. Eager to curb Molly's salatious ways, Celestia sends her to Ponyville to learn the magic of friendship from her most faithful student.
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lol
I can't say enough how much i love your version of molestia.
you need to put a warning up about potential pain and agony due to excessive and uncontrollable laughter.
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ummmmmmmmmm.... wut
All I have to say is Cadance is an amateur compared to Molly
"God dammit I trusted you. Fuck you... And fuck your marker."
Wise words from Isaac Clarke. Applied to unfaithful cheaters
2768387 My thinking process in a nut-shell iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/9400_54be.gif
2768431 Oh the insaneness isn't what confused me. I've read this story before, and after reading that many chapters with Crypt Oogakari insaneness isn't hard for me to grasp. Its just I have never seen mlp synchronized music and dancing being used as a weapon. Oh yeah and sorry for causing you to lose 2 weeks of your life if you start that story. Its over 1 million words long, but oh so worth it.
2768467I've read Diaries of a Madman, so I'm no stranger to long-ass stories. I still continue to read it although I swear Whatmustido has a severe rape fetish...yeesh I was watching clips of Pinkie doing the whole Share & Care song so that's what inspired me to make weaponized musical numbers.
2768501 Well then here are some words of advice you must keep in mind while reading this story.
ALWAYS EXPECT THE
SPANISH INQUESITION! I MEAN GHOST!IF YOU ARE FEMALE SECURE ALL PANTIES TO AVOID STEALING OF THEM WHILE BEING WORN.
Never act like a fangirl near Scabbard. EVER!
Don't get between Shadow and her fussies.
Always expect the unexpected, which would make it expected... so then you would get blindsided by something else.
NEVER EVER EVER Mention the Demon Chicken of Doo-*urk*-m. "Cluck."
and that is only part of the insanity.
Mr Cake just kicked out his whore of a wife? I would have chocked her death with my dick down her throat. She's probably been fucking Market Fresh every chance she's gotten judging by how fast they were already at it when Mr Cake and Pinkie went back to Sugar Cube Corner. They had left probably left barely even 20 minutes before and she already had him over? Some whores just don't realize how good they have it. He knew she was cheating on him. He knew the foals weren't his but he still forgave her and raised them like his own. She should have quit while she was ahead. I hope she dieds a horrible death.
Trixie and Mr. Cake...
SHIP IT!!
Trixie and Carrot. "CAN YOU SHIP IT?!!" I sense some more shenanigans...
Well at least that explain one fandom character.
"I'm a pretty pony princess. And now I have princess wings" phffffffff.
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Weaponized music numbers...wonder why Pinkie's failed...oh yeah. Molestia has magic
This Molestia has the best sense of humor. And song magic?
I Hate Everything About You by The Days Grace fits Carrot Cake's mood in my opinion
2768431,The illuminati are after me lucky charms, hide the chandeliers!!!
Mr. Cake and Trixie? Is Aurora going to meet Spike? I wonder how Pinkie is going to react to Mr. Cake not being at Sugarcube Corner?
Claw-palmed? Did you mean facepalmed/faceclawed or does she look like this.
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Then it would be claw-palming.
So, Equestrian life doesn't run on genetics, then?
If genetics on Equestria work even remotely like they do on Earth, it's completely possible. Given that earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns are compatible and can have children together in the first place, they have to have compatible genes, making them races of the same species rather than different species. Given that wings, horns, and earth pony magic are mutually exclusive all-or-nothing traits (modulo the extremely rare alicorns, which due to rarity can't just be simple combinations of the standard genes for race), they'd be controlled by very specific genes rather than a large collection of genes; if that weren't the case, then either ponies with some combination of those three traits (wings and a horn, or wings and earth pony magic, etc) would be extremely common (if many different genes controlled race and combinations were viable), or ponies would never have developed the three different races to begin with (if many different genes controlled race and combinations were not viable).
With recessive genes, it would be extremely plausible for two earth ponies to have non-earth-pony children, especially if either of them had non-earth-pony parents. And in any case, random mutations are entirely possible, since they'd just have to affect the specific genes that control race.
As another possibility, if pony races work via chromosomes (like gender does), similar principles should apply.
Of course, if pony races are based on some other principle, or just on magic (ain't gotta explain nuthin'), they can follow any arbitrary different rules or none at all. But genetics would most certainly allow two ponies of one race to have children of any of the three. And later on, you seem to be assuming genetics or something very much like it:
So, all it would take is a unicorn somewhere in the Cakes' ancestry.
2768467 Link to fic? I can't seem to find it.
2792883 Spek fur yerself greeny! Thay took me bype-baygs n' kylt!
So THAT'S why he twitched! It wasn't a nervous laugh at all: he was trying to convince HIMSELF! NOW things are staring to make sense... Forgive me, every author I've questioned for using the trope: now I have finally realized its meaning.