The insane ramblings of my mind translated into lovable cartoon ponies that may or may not have serious mental health issues.

I do not own any franchises shown

This story is a sequel to The Experience Files (Volume 4)

These stories take place in the altered universe of The Celestia Experience two, were Princess Celestia is not longer a monarch but a Chief Executive officer of the Dayspring Corporation in Los Ungulas in Coltifornia. This Volume with be more to do with the Everyday life of Mr. Justice Silverlight and Ms. Celestia Silverlight.

An anthology of stories that weren't suitable for full fics.

April Fools description:

Tales of amazement and grandeur!

First, Twilight faces her greatest foe yet, but she has a surefire strategy to defeat her.

Then, Celestia lays defeated at the merciless hands of Chrysalis, but wait, who is this strange and handsome alicorn stallion who came to her rescue? More than her savior, could he be... her destiny?!

In recent years, I have observed a disturbing trend among the ponies I come across in my line of work: a shocking ignorance of the basic history of Ganzir. I would not find this so distressing were it were not for the unfailing accuracy they bring to bear concerning the story of Griffonstone. I do not believe it would be an exaggeration to say that King Grover is a more well known figure in our capital than Princess Dawn!

The aim of this text is to rectify this imbalance by providing an accessible resource to aid in the education of our ponies. This volume covers the whole of Ganzir's journey from prehistory to the present day. It is my goal to ensure that every pony who reads this history takes in its lessons, and never allows our story to be lost.

I hope you find it compelling. -Auriga

The time has finally came. Lil was trapped in the body for the entire year and now she's free to have fun, but with only on village, and this year she set her gaze upon Ponyville

I wrote this story Halloween, and out of boredom

Happy Halloween

In the year 1040 ALB, the scars of the great war finally begin to heal for some, while for others, they remain fresh as ever. Wars have grown cold as totalitarian regimes begin to shape the status quo. Good and evil exist together, and are forced to tolerate each other. The children of the victors try their best to enjoy the spoils of war, zealously guarding them against their enemies as they each circle each other around the drain.

The losers, meanwhile, outnumber the victors by the millions. They may all be too dead to complain, but at least they know who is to blame.

Thus, we follow the story of three creatures across three nations, bearing three ideologies, over the course of three days. They will likely never meet each other. Some will be forgotten, others will be remembered for the rest of time. All will lament that they have not done enough to fix this broken, bloodied world.

My submission for the Seventh Annual Equestria at War Writing Contest, in the form of three short stories dealing with the aftermath of my favorite campaign. This also just so happens to be my first fanfic ever. Please be gentle.

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom... you may know these names as the members of the CMC... but do you know all of their different horror intereptations? Well get ready to learn all about them here!

Wiltedverse is a group made of EXE intereptations of ponies(mainly the CMC) all with their own stories and logicals. Most(if not all) of these stories will be disconnected.

In the researching of the extraordinary leap in advances of five hundred years prior the period known in some circles as the Stampedic Rush, I have come across many outlandish and tall tales of Equestrian lore.
Funding being short, as it is, and not willing to take up some absurd and dull research, in various other sources, I have petitioned their majesties to release some of the writing, I have unearthed, of that era! Their stipulation is that all such writing is of ponies wishful, fancy and such things. Understanding these are, surely, just mere dreams of ponies only wishing to better themselves.
I present to you the fantasy on the tale, "Nyx of the Night."
Sincerely, Useless Scrub

In the late 1600s, the infamous pirate Captain Leviticus Lockeheart met his fate to the Captain of Princess Celestia’s Royal Navy. When the world turned their eyes to Celestia, calling to question all the belief systems she tried to build about second chances, the Goddess of the Sun made a choice.

A choice that would continue to haunt the Celestial Seas for the better part of a century. Pirates and chaos amidst the waves, all fearing the dreaded name that dominated them… The Wailing Reaper.

Cover image artist is KaisLair on the ol’ X

In each part of this story, someone else dies.

This is set in an alternate universe where everyone is human and the Elements of Harmony don't exist

The image is just some crazy pixel art I made online. I have a feeling that it perfectly describes how messy this story is.