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SigmasonicX


Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

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An anthology of stories that weren't suitable for full fics.


April Fools description:

Tales of amazement and grandeur!

First, Twilight faces her greatest foe yet, but she has a surefire strategy to defeat her.

Then, Celestia lays defeated at the merciless hands of Chrysalis, but wait, who is this strange and handsome alicorn stallion who came to her rescue? More than her savior, could he be... her destiny?!

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 4 )

How many times has this happened? First was Luna, then Trixie, then Sunset, then Starlight, then Stygian. When Starlight moved into her castle, that was kind of fun. Then Trixie started hanging out more until she finally moved in, and that was OK. Then Stygian decided to stay there too until he figured things out. He still hasn't. Then Sunset came back from the other world and bummed in her castle with her girlfriend, the alternate Twilight, and that was weird. And then Luna decided to live there too for some reason, and it started getting kind of stuffy. But then came Dusk, then Sundown, then Eve, then Nightfall, then Evening, then Gloaming, then Eventide, then Close of Day.

Now how do I know this is all absolute bullshit on every level? Because none of these, aside from Starlight actually living there in canon, are that smart.

But this was funny.

Fuck both of them to hell, and shit on their graves. That's my choice for Celestia. This was a whole new level of stupid.

I love it.

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Thanks for your comments! Stupid is the name of the game here.

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